Ripped's Trial

*gags really luodo* CAN SOMOENOE PLEASE OEPN UP A WINDOW I CANT' BRATEHE HLEP *fakes an asthma attack*

*realizes nobody is reacting* your honor i am calling my first witness, plover

*wafts the fart in the prosecutor's direction as a distraction*

* plover takes a seat, and has prepared a power point presentation to explain her evidence. *

*Lapis rolls in a big whiteboard, and a projector projects an image *



"ahem. as you can see here, this tom cat known as Sunfire, is no good and downright bad. see that crown of thorns? gained that from trespassing, an event which also scarred his innocent daughter Bubblebeam (Bubblepaw at the time). Ever since this incident he has refused to talk to her, causing her great emotional damage and many dollars spent at therapy. (I am her therapist, so I know.) We only ask for 5000 dollars in compensation."

* ploverpaw clears her throat and awaits the judge's verdict, completely unaware that this is not what a witness is allowed to do or even that she is a witness, but gives such a pleading look that the judge would condemn Sunfire and lock him away forever, giving all of his money and his mansion to his daughters. hopefully. pretty please? *

*is next to the prosecutor* *dies* I apologise for whoever has to deal with the paperwork

*The judge is unmoved by this look*

The trial for Sunfire is in the next room over. Get out of my courtroom.

*Looks at the dead person on the ground.*

Alright, who broke it?

*appears suddenly and without warning in the middle of the courtroom*

it stinks in here. anyway, can i get a quarter pounder with extra cheese and no pickles?

*pulls a quarter pounder with extra pickles and no cheese from my pocket* your order is ready

also
im guilty of all charges

*splutters incrediously*

ur honor i would like that stricken from the record and can i have a moment with my client

*whispers to ripped*

quick question what the FRICK are u doing do you WANT to be hanged?!

*coughs* sorry the demons get out sometimes. anyway your honor it was me our client is innocent

i would like to remind the court that ripped just confessed to the allegations

why did i have to waste my morning doing jury duty just for the accused to confess

your honor this allegation confession is a cover-up and a ruse i was witness to fly's demons escaping, that's what did it

t-the.... the dark forest??? it has recovered???? your honor, this is nonsense

*walks in holding Starbucks and wearing sunglasses*

What did I miss? Anyway, I support Ripped's rights and wrongs. *sits down on Ripped's side of the courtroom*

*revives for the drama* i’m no lawyer your honour, but neither ripped or fly appear to be lying as their pants are not on fire… how the turns have tabled… *sips coffee i had totally had before*