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So I know you're excited about that riveting, Super Bowl-deciding game. Texans vs. Jaguars. Get hyped.

And predictions:

Dallas over Chicago
Cincinnati over Pittsburgh
Indianapolis over Cleveland
Detroit over Tampa Bay
Giants over Tennessee
Baltimore over Miami
Minnesota over the Jets
New Orleans over Carolina
Washington over St. Louis
Houston over Jacksonville
Denver over Buffalo
Arizona over Kansas City
San Francisco over Oakland
Philadelphia over Seattle
New England over San Diego
Green Bay over Atlanta

I'd been picking the Eagles for awhile, but after the 49ers game, I feel like we can take anyone.

lesgoigglesbby

Predictions:
Cowboys
Dolphins
Saints
Loins
Vikings
Rams
Colts
Bungals...?
Texans
Titans
Broncos
Cardinals
Niners (BATTLE OF THE BAY WOOO)
Seahawks
Patriots
Packers

Last week: 10-6

If I hadn't arbitrarily changed from Packers I'd be 11-5. I'm 9-7 if you count me wanting to change my pick to Browns, but I'm a cheater and I only wanted to change because I thought the Bills were still playing in Detroit, so I'm keeping it where it is.

All-time: 129-63

Chiefs let me down last week.

I've got a weird feeling about the Bears, but I'm not going chance it. Cowboys will probably win, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was close.

Ravens-Lolphans is close. Just chose Dolphins because it was a home game.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD THE STEELERS/BENGALS/RAVENS/BROWNS ARE AGH

Rams losing to the Redskins after blowing someone out 52-0 would be the most Rams thing ever.

If the Raiders upset the Niners in the Battle of the Bay I'll probably die of laughter. Same if Bills kill Donks.

Got a weird feeling about the Chargers this week too. I've found it's better not to doubt the Pats after losses like this though.

King Falcon I wrote:

Philadelphia over Seattle

Jew wrote:

NIGGUH'S GOT MY BACK

Quote :

SF is eliminated from NFC West title contention with: - SF loss + ARI win + SEA win

Let's do this thing, Sploochy-chan. |C

The chances are just about zero.

King Falcon I wrote:

The chances are just about zero.

#BEELEEV

Sleepy wrote:

I'd been picking the Eagles for awhile, but after the 49ers game, I feel like we can take anyone.

Ditto, after the Cowboys game. Hath thou forgotten?

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-2-bears-fans-stabbed-in-fight-with-cowboys-fans-outside-soldier-field-20141205-story.html

The NFC North, ladies and gentlemen.

THE RAIDERS TRIUMPH IN THE BATTLE OF THE BAY



IGGLES FRY

A WONDROUS DAY IN FÚTBOL

-Move the team to Los Angeles. It's over.
-Raiders are no longer the worst team (Jacksonville is).
-Texans won. Woop woop! I still don't see them making the playoffs, but the season's ending on a nice note.
-After I said the Eagles would beat the Seahawks, I was confused for a bit. I could've sworn I meant the Seahawks would beat the Eagles. And then the game happened. Good thing I had Kyle Orton in instead of Mark Sanchez.
-So that upset didn't work out. St. Louis trashed the Redskins. Colt McCoy, you were the chosen one.
-The NFC South is a complete and total embarrassment. They should eliminate division leaders entirely so whichever team wins (and right now, all four can) won't get into the playoffs again like that.

With their loss to the Cowboys, the Bears are officially eliminated from playoff contention. Adios. The Rams, Vikings, and 49ers are all on the bubble. If the Falcons lose, the Buccaneers are too. If the Falcons win because of divine intervention, the Bucs are eliminated, so whoops.

King Falcon I wrote:

-Move the team to Los Angeles. It's over.

The Los Angeles SuperRams of Oakland.

And don't quote me on this, but if the Falcons lose tonight, I think it's a guarantee that the NFC South division leader will have a losing record, even if one of them wins out. So that'll be nice.

☑ Packers
☑ Broncos
☑ Cardinals
☑ Niners
☑ Eagles



WEEK 14 STANDINGS

1. Denver (10-3)
2. Arizona (10-3)
3. New England (10-3)
4. Green Bay (10-3)
5. Philadelphia (9-4)
6. Indianapolis (9-4)

7. Dallas (9-4)

8. Seattle (9-4)
9. Detroit (9-4)
10. Cincinnati (8-4-1)
11. San Diego (8-5)
12. Pittsburgh (8-5)

13. Baltimore (8-5)
14. San Francisco (7-6)
15. Kansas City (7-6)
16. Cleveland (7-6)
17. Miami (7-6)
18. Buffalo (7-6)
19. Houston (7-6)
20. Minnesota (6-7)
21. St. Louis (6-7)

22. Atlanta (5-8)

23. Chicago (5-8)

24. New Orleans (5-8)
25. Carolina (4-8-1)

26. NY Giants (4-9)
27. Washington (3-10)
28. NY Jets (2-11)
29. Tennessee (2-11)
30. Jacksonville (2-11)
31. Oakland (2-11)
32. Tampa Bay (2-11)