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CONFIRMED.

Remember you heard it here first, fellas.

legit tho if my picks are right

IT HAPPENED

6-10 CONFIRMED

OOOHH SPLOOCHY-CHAN!!~ ❤❤❤❤❤

IT FEELS SO GOOD

Well, so much for Winter. It was a nice run, though. The Texans have done a lot better than last year, especially considering the quarterbacks they used. With a proper quarterback, they could make a serious run again in 2015-2016.

Praise be Aaron Rodgers, full of 19 points. Kyle Orton is next. Let's go Buffalo. Rah rah rah.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

WEEK 12 STANDINGS

1. Arizona (9-2)
2. New England (9-2)
3. Denver (8-3)
4. Green Bay (8-3)
5. Philadelphia (8-3)
6. Dallas (8-3)
7. Cincinnati (7-3-1)
8. Indianapolis (7-4)
9. Kansas City (7-4)
10. Seattle (7-4)

11. Baltimore (7-4)
12. Detroit (7-4)
13. Pittsburgh (7-4)
14. San Francisco (7-4)

15. San Diego (7-4)

16. Cleveland (7-4)
17. Miami (6-5)
18. Buffalo (6-5)
19. Chicago (5-6)
20. Houston (5-6)

21. Atlanta (4-7)

22. New Orleans (4-7)
23. Minnesota (4-7)
24. St. Louis (4-7)
25. Carolina (3-7-1)
26. NY Giants (3-8)
27. Washington (3-8)

28. NY Jets (2-9)
29. Tennessee (2-9)

30. Tampa Bay (2-9)

31. Jacksonville (1-10)
32. Oakland (1-10)

Predictions:
Loins
Murica's Team
Seheks
Bills
Vikings
Texans
Gants
Rams
Ravens
Bungals
Colts
Steelers
Cards
Pats
Queefs (IRRATIONAL UPSET PICK ALERT)
Lolphans

Last week: 12-3

All-time: 119-57

Disclaimers:
Niners will probably win because God hates me and because it's an away game in prime time with playoff hopes on the line. Mostly picking Hawks out of blind homerism. I have a bet with some dumb bottom pillow that will mean bad things if the Niners win. so SEEHAKS PLS

I've been thinking of the Packers as the winner all week, since it's at Lambeau, but at last minute I'm getting second thoughts. I think the Pats will pull this one out, maybe, but I expect that I'll probably be wrong on that front.

I have no idea why I'm picking the Chiefs over the Broncos. It feels so wrong but also feels so right.

Before dictions:
Detroit over Chicago
Dallas over Philadelphia
Seattle over San Francisco
Cleveland over Buffalo (the clash of the titans [but not in Tennessee]: Brian Hoyer vs. Kyle Orton)
Indianapolis over Washington (though Colt McCoy could lead them to SURPRISE VICTORY)
St. Louis over Oakland
Minnesota over Carolina (I guess this'll be my upset pick)
Pittsburgh over New Orleans
Cincinnati over Tampa Bay
Giants over Jacksonville
Baltimore over San Diego
Houston over Tennessee
Arizona over Atlanta
New England over Green Bay
Denver over Kansas City
Miami over the Jets

Last Week: 13-2, because I am God I guess.

Even if you think Dallas is going to win, it is mean to pick them out loud in front of your Eagles-fan friend. Ihu all.

Is it too late to change my Browns @ Bills prediction?

Because BROWNS

BASED HAWKS

WILD CARD BETCHESSSSSS

FEELS SU GOOD

I haven't slept yet.

WHO'S READY TO WATCH LARGE MEN SMACK INTO EACH OTHER AT HIGH SPEEDS FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT

Lolphans back in 6th seed.



I have a secret love for the Dolphins. In fact, I have a secret love for 3/4 of the AFC East. Just not the Jets.

WEEK 13 STANDINGS

1. Arizona (9-3)
2. New England (9-3)
3. Denver (9-3)
4. Green Bay (9-3)
5. Philadelphia (9-3)
6. Cincinnati (8-3-1)
7. Indianapolis (8-4)

8. Dallas (8-4)

9. Seattle (8-4)
10. Detroit (8-4)
11. San Diego (8-4)

12. Kansas City (7-5)
13. Baltimore (7-5)
14. Pittsburgh (7-5)
15. San Francisco (7-5)
16. Cleveland (7-5)

17. Miami (7-5)

18. Buffalo (7-5)
19. Houston (6-6)

20. Atlanta (5-7)

21. Chicago (5-7)
22. New Orleans (5-7)
23. St. Louis (5-7)
24. Carolina (3-8-1)
25. NY Giants (3-9)
26. Washington (3-9)
27. NY Jets (2-10)
28. Tennessee (2-10)
29. Jacksonville (2-10)
30. Tampa Bay (2-10)
31. Oakland (1-11)

Parity is nuts this year.

The playoff structure is especially dumb in the NFL.

a birdbowl with playoff hopes on the line

are ya'll ready for this