Totally Accurate WCC Cats Quotes Challenge

Take one (or more) of your characters and put down a 'Quote' most likely for your character to say, yet that they have never actually said.

Falconpaw:
"Hey, look, leaves!"

Wolf:
"Get. Out. Of. My. Space."

Pantherkit:
"Strength is everything. Although good looks don't hurt." *hair flip*

Eaglekit:
"I'll make you proud!"

Ravenpaw:
"I love you, Hollowpaw."

Fish:
“Don’t ask how I got in this situation, I’ve still yet to figure it out for myself.”

oh god this looks fun

Eagle: "I have been bestowed upon you by StarClan. Feast your eyes, toms."

Copper: "They don't think I be like it is but I do."

Heronflight: "I need to do better..."

Wrenbreeze: "The stars are back!"

Acornfall: "I lost everybody..."

Larkpaw: "Why can't the clans live in peace?"

Badgerpaw: "My sister is SO gullible."

Goldeneye: Everyone is a raging idiot but me

Mistpaw: I-I wish we all just got along ;u;

Ripplepaw: I know literally no one here

Redkit: All my friends and family are dead! Except Duskkit and Burnkit ;u;

Oakberry: I need you, Barleytuft

Darkflower: did I imagine Cinderkit???

Ospreykit: Okay, but it was totally not me

Weaselpaw: *jumps down* I'm gay!

Gladepaw: What haven't I said, amirite

Nutfur: Why can't everyone just have common sense?

Nectarleap: I am dead inside.

Swoopnose: Please, please don't leave me alone.

Clearpaw: The beauty in this world is like a reflection of the inner beauty in every good cat's soul.

Bushpaw: StarClan isn't real, you idiots.

Curlyfeather: I probably have it way worse than you.

"move i'm gay"
"hurry up or i might hit you with my stick"
"ohh, you've redecorated!! i don't like it."
"honest opinion? i very much dislike you"
"you look like pure foxdung like every day stop acting badass"
- pine


"it's almost like having friends!!!"
"i blame the nargles"
"they think you're short? lucky height is a social construct"
"don't worry, i can see them too!!! you're just as sane as i am!!!!"
"i want to be a butterfly"
- breeze


"are you sad? do you want a hug?"
"but i think you're pretty anyway!"
"please don't cry it makes me cry"
"see? he's her lobster!!"
"oh, sweetie, so you want me to get you some food? i can get you some food!"
- soft


"i will fight anyone who hates you. oh you hate yourself? square up, mousebrain"
"i'm going to talk to you, and then you're going to kill yourself"
"i could easily fight 2000 bees but maybe i don't want to,,, did you think of that?"
"we can do this the easy way where you just listen to what i have to say maybe????"
"alright everyone shut up i'm saving the world"
- wuqi

Mintwhisker: you're all idiots
Sharptooth: All my friends are dead
Leafstorm: *screaming*
Stormstrike: you're so beautiful... (looking at his reflection)
Lynxkit: yAINT

Featherpaw | "LOOK EVERYONE I AM OFFICIALLY NOT A WEAKLING!"

Aspenpaw | "I hate everyone. Cats are idiotic, dim, totally stupid and dungfaced mousebrains, except me, Dustcloud and Marshstorm."

Hollowpaw | "Ravenpaw.. I love you too."

Mosspaw | [screaming] "SUNSHINE AND BUTTERFLIES AND LIGHT AND THE SUN AND BUTTERFLIES AND A WHOLE FEAST OF TOTALLY AWESOME RABBITS!"

Puddlepaw | "You are the most exquisite, beautiful she-cat I have ever met. And no, I totally haven't said that to three other she-cats already. You are totally the most special, and i will most certainly not dump you in three seconds. Oh, look! What an exquisite, beautiful she-cat! I'll be right back, very soon!"

Ridgepaw: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADVENTUUUUUUURE!"

Marshstorm: "Dustcloud... Someday we'll be starclan.... Who will guide us then?" -internal freak out-

Blossompaw: "Behold the striking and beautiful me!"

Dewshine: "Worrying about the future may not stop it... but I'm still doing it!"

Sparrowpaw: "I had the best parents ever! ... NOT"

Froststone: I SMELL EVIL CHILDREN

Aspenstrike: why must i love too hard

Icepaw: I like... not you.

Lionpaw: honey wheres the murder knife

Canren: I'm fine, but im dying inside hooray!

and now that I am home, time for my dead cats XD

Sedgestrike: "I hope you fall out of a tree."

Featherheart: "Can everyone just s t o p  D Y I N G!?" -dying inside in starclan-

Kestrelpaw: "Are you a rabbit? No? Then I'm not interested."

Quailfeather: "Stop being stupid, that's what RiverClan is for!"

Gingerstripe: "Sometimes I ask myself, 'where did I go wrong'? Then I answer myself, 'I was born.' "

Graybriar: "All I wanted was one unbroken family! Was that too much to ask?!"

Snowblossom: "...Why can't we all just get along? uwu"

Pricklepaw: "Screw everything."

Redpaw: "Happiness is a choice."


Weighing in on the half full/empty glass:

Snowblossom: "The glass is half full!"
Gingerstripe: "The glass is half empty."
Redpaw: "The glass is completely full, half water, half air!"
Graybriar: "I don't have time for this."
Pricklepaw: "This water tastes horrible."
Quailfeather: "Gimme that, I'm thirsty."


...my dead cats are a whole different story.