WCC and the Quest for the Holy Grail

The GM (yours truly) will craft the story and guide you from challenge to challenge. You will play as yourself, and with every effort you make, you will roll the Effect Die to determine success. You are limited to one action per turn. This action can be anything you are able to think up, and memes and insanity are encourages. Your GM will describe the outcome.

[1] - Epic Fail. The action was not performed, and backfired horribly.
[2] - Fail. Nothing happened.
[3] - Partial Success. The exact degree of success is established by the GM.
[4] - Success. The action was carried out adequately.
[5] - Epic Success. The action succeeded in the most positive way possible.
[6] - Overshot. Though the result was achieved, the action backfires horribly due to disproportionately large effort.

But the journey ahead is full of hazards, and you are startlingly incompetent. This means you will most likely die. And when you die, I mean you will die. Probably extremely violently. With a degree of GM liberty, you get three strikes before you're hit with the actual threat of death. You can make a death-saving roll in these cases; see above for what each number will mean for you.

The game accommodates five active players at a time. Anybody can jump in and sign-up at any time, and will be put on the wait-list. As soon as someone in the active party dies, the person at the top of the list gets to jump in. You can jump back onto the wait-list as soon as you die.

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Username:
Full Title:
Fatal Flaw:

You're playing as yourself, so your username is just your username. What do people call you on WCC? I'm Sleepy. Nice to meet you.

What is my 'full title?' This is a quest for the Holy Grail, after all, which means you're a knight, which means you're a 'sir,' regardless of gender. You also you need an epithet. That means your full title will be something like Sir Pikachu the Child-Diddler. If this is your second go, then you'd be Sir Pikachu the Child-Diddler II, and so on and so forth.

What is a 'fatal flaw?' You must pick which of the seven deadly sins (pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, sloth) represents you best. Throughout the campaign, whenever an opportunity to exercise that sin crops up, you must follow through with it. Your Fatal Flaw is lust and you see Chris Hemsworth in public? Chase him down. Your Fatal Flaw is wrath and your fellow party members are annoying you with their banter? Attack them with rocks. You get it.