Character “generator”

Hen immediately starts insulting the SkC cat without even considering her name lol

"Birchwhisker? Birchwhisker? Do you literally lug around trees attached to your face? Bah! I know why your leader named you that, though- he's never even seen a birch tree! He probably thinks it's a bird or something, although that wouldn't be much better. If you want an actually decent name, people, yeet yourselves over to WindClan.

Brindleshine? Your parents are filthy tree-climbers that don't have the wits to fight fair, on the ground! You look like a boar's behind! You probably don't even have brindle markings- your parents named you Brindlekit because they don't even know what brindle markings are! Shine? Ptcha! Wolfstar is an absolute mouse-brained piece of fox-dung to even think of that name! Do you glow in the dark like a firefly? Judging by your success at hunting- yes! and no, the fact that you're currently a kit does nothing to change my perspective.

Firfur. Firfur. Firfur. Well, we've finally reached it. The point of no return. I have no words."

Loudpaw
Olivekit
>:3

Aaah sorry Alexcentria didn’t see yours

“Wolfblaze? Wut? Alright, so you look like a wolf. Okay. But -blaze? Did you catch on fire at some point during your apprenticeship? Doesn’t Minkstar know that fire is not a good thing? Stars, I can see him trying to touch it. And, by the way, you aren’t a wolf. I honestly doubt if ThunderClan in general and your mother specifically would have the brains to realize that. I can see them now- taking in a wolf cub thinking it’s a cat. And then it kills them all. Seriously- you have skulls thicker than RiverClan’s, and that’s saying something.

Ashfall? Now, here is a good name. Ash- both after her ash-colored pelt and Dawnhawk’s sister. Mmm. That’s nice. -fall is a good suffix because falling ash is a thing and it brings to mind her more serious personality. 10/10, great job Ashfall. You’re awesome!

Frostjaw. Literally. First of all, say that out loud. Everyone will hear Frostpaw and think you’re an apprentice. Second. Your jaw is not made of frost. If anything, Flintstar’s brain froze over to give you that as your warrior name. Frost is at least understandable, but -jaw? (And, by the way, Frost sucks as a prefix on you.) You should be ashamed of yourself!”

Is this still a thing? Cuz I wanna see what she thinks of my cats

Rabbithop of SkyClan

and Mistysky of WindClan

if this is still open rate Swanmist, Timbersun and Marshmallow (A MALLOW IS A PLANT)

AAAA I LOVE THESE

Downtuft, (I should note he was named after his father, Barleytuft <3)
Softbreeze
Shyfawn
Sneezing....I go back and forth between two suffixes so we'll go with Sneezingreed
Stormberry
& Whisperingvoice!

My kitties warrior names: Dandelionflight, Cherrycloud, and Dappledlight.

Alright take two with some actual warrior names this time

Loudnose (I know you basically already did his but I'm putting this here just in case)
Oliverain
Pheasantpounce

hen can be brutal!

Wisteriabloom
Primroselight
Muddythorn
Mistle(dove?)

And now, future names:

Blossombounce: basically a longfurred lynx point with spots on their back. Head-in-the-clouds relaxed and can't seem to focus on one thing at a time. Transitioned from she-cat to tom. Thunderclan.

Eaglerise: Your average oriental marbled brown tabby. Lazy, but shows his true fighting spirit in battle. Thunderclan.

Forestwatcher: Brown mackerel tabby with green eyes. Sweet and caring, yet has trouble trusting others. Would rather hide than talk to others. Riverclan.

Cloudstream: Fluffy white cat with grey splotches, her body gets more grey the closer it gets to her tail. Slight curved ears. Heavy Starclan follower, she would kill for the starry cats in the sky. Skyclan but maybe River x Sky origins

I have more but I'll save em for later