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"Yeah, but I'll be so careful, it won't stop me," she explained. Like normal, her fur remained stubborn.

"Well you better be! After all how would you catch prey without being careful?" She grew quiet as a thought popped into her head. Whispering, "Do you want me to show you some battle moves?" Her eyes mischievous.


(I had no idea what to do. )

"Nuh-uh, cause I'm gonna be super careful and quiet, not even an owl could hear me!" she said, puffing her chest again. Again, she wasn't keen on the animal she was referencing since she had never seen one, but she'd heard plenty from her campmates. In all honesty, she was terrified one would eat her up and barf up her bones for a scavenger to chew up.

"I would love to see that. I have not seen a owl myself but I have heard they can even pick up kits. So you better watch out sneaking up on one. With your fur one could snatch you up and gobble you!" As she said this Rosepaw jumped up and tackled the small kit making sure she does not hurt her, roughhousing the poor kit.

(oops accidentally sent it twice-- gonna reply to what you said just now)

Dandelionkit squeaked surprise, flailing her tiny paws to try and squirm away from Rosepaw. Of course, she was a few moons younger than the apprentice, so she was at a severe disadvantage, not even beginning to take into account that she was runty. She struggled under the weight of her own pelt and barely managed to move any of her limbs due to its thickness.

Rosepaw smiled playfully as she saw Dandelionkit squirming, "See even I can gobble you up and eat you if I want to! And your fur did not protect you now dosen`t it?" With claws sheathed she patted her back paws against the kit and bit the kit`s ear making sure not to bit hard into the soft flesh.

(Don`t worry!)

Dandelionkit mewled helplessly. She could do very little against Rosepaw's assault. She felt her ear being gently nibbled, but was unable to fight back effectively.

"Where is this great warrior who will bring back all the prey for us during Leafbare!" Rosepaw laughed at her getting up, her tail wagging. "I want to see who will become the greatest warrior in all the clans fight!" She rushed forward again.

Dandelionkit leaped under Rosepaw to try and avoid her pounce and slide under her. Being a kit with no battle experience, though, the maneuver ended up hackneyed.

That was some good thinking even though the move failed miserably. "You almost got it! Come at me again! That was a good move, I would have never even thought of something like that when I was your age." It was true, all she did when she was Dandelionkit age was run around like a bird with its head cut off. But this kit clearly was very observant.

(Rosepaw: Ok tiny child let's learn to murder
Dandelionkit: I need an adult
XD)

Dandelionkit paused to think of what to do, then wildly ran forward, little technique behind it aside from trying not to get caught. Despite all her cleverness, she would never best an apprentice with worlds more experience than her.

(Yep XD Rosepaw teaching a child how to kill. Rosepaw is a excellent role model isn't she? Rosepaw you are not supposed to teach this little fur ball how to murder!)

Rosepaw blue eyes gazed as Dandelionkit looked on. Her eyes blinked in surprise at Dandelionkit ran forward at her, she was not expecting that. Rosepaw simply jumped to the side as the kit got near her, "You can't just run blindly you silly little kit." She paused trying to think of what to teach this kit. "Oh, I know! Dandelionkit try to jump on my back. You will do fine, don't worry!"

(XD murder classes with Rosepaw)

Dandelionkit nodded and scrambled onto Rosepaw's back, weighed down by her own fur. It was a struggle, but she managed to do it. "Okay. I'm on your back."

Rosepaw had to admit that with Dandelionkit long fur it made her feel twice her size as she got to her back. Nodding up at the kit, "Try to hold on. Maybe your long coat will help you. I am going to toss around and see how long you can hold on." She instructed without a moment hesitation she started tossing around. She threw her head up and ran around the different dens as fast as she could. This would be a important lesson to learn in the long run when this kit becomes a apprentice and she had to participated in a battle.

(XD)

It was a strange sight, watching a kit being given the most intense badger ride of her life. Yet, she tried her best to hang on.

(hmm should we get a warrior in on this? cause like theyre going kinda crazy here XD)