Warrior Clan Cats

The future's in your paws. Shape it well.

Roleplay in a cat Clan of warriors. Based off the Warriors series by Erin Hunter. Takes place in an AU before the cats in the books existed.
 
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Toy

Toy


Characters : {L}oudkit // {Ca}ramel Apple
Clan/Rank : Some returning nerd from long ago!
Cancer Number of posts : 2240
Age : 1022

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I feel like using color. But, this is a place for you to post jokes! Holiday related or not, anything for anyone to read and brighten up their day!

1) How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Answer:

2) Why can't you trust stairs?
Answer:

3) What's Bigfoot's hairy wife's name?
Answer:

And, best for last;

COOL!:

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Loudkit of RiverClan~6600ff ~Caramel Apple, Rogue~996600
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Bloom

Bloom


Characters : (F)rozenflame ||| (E)mberleaf ||| (B)lazingleap ||| (A)dderpaw||| (C)rowpaw ||| (G)ingerkit
Clan/Rank : (F): Thunderclan/Deputy ||| (E): Windclan/Elder ||| (B): Thunderclan/Newly Appointed Warrior ||| (A): Shadowclan/Apprentice ||| (C): Riverclan/Apprentice
Leo Number of posts : 2969
Age : 1009

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Whenever you drive by a graveyard, say:

"People are just dying to get in there!"

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Emberleaf - Crowclaw - Adderfur - Frozenflame - Blazingleap
Gingerpaw
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Winterpaw

Winterpaw


Aries Dog
Number of posts : 1643
Age : 18

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta    


Me: Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do?                            
Teacher: No.                                                
Me: Good, because I didn't do my homework.                                  


Son: Dad, it's cold in here!
Dad: Go stand in the corner.
Son: Why?
Dad: The corner is 90 degrees
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Noodles

Noodles


Characters : (T)Tiger(H)Hollypaw(J)Jay(P)Pinefur(D) Dawn
Clan/Rank : (T) rouge (H) RC Apprentice(P)TC newly appointed warrior
Leo Snake
Number of posts : 520
Age : 22

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This one is really stupid... My friend told me to do a stupid joke so this is what I said, my friend did a fake laugh in a weird voice and everyone turned around and looked at us

Me:Why do cows moo?
Friend:Because they hate their poo?
Me:A sure! I was going to say that they need to poo but that works to!
Friend:Ahahhahahahahahah
Everyone: *turns and stares at us*
Me: *Slouches down in chair*
Friend: *smiles and waves*

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Pinefur Newly appointed warrior -> Young warrior; 2 weeks/2 weeks 0/ 1 patrol (Thunderclan)

Jay-   Warrior aged Rouge

Hollypaw- 0/2 patrols 0/1 battle training 1 month/1 month 0/1 assessment 

Tiger: Warrior aged rouge

Dawn: unborn kit
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