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PostSubject: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyWed 26 May 2010 - 19:26

Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


Yo momma so fat when she layed on the beach, people ran around screaming 'FREE WILLY!"
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Libra Tiger
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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyWed 26 May 2010 - 19:29

Yo mamma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

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Pinely-san


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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyWed 26 May 2010 - 19:31

yo mamma's so smelly when she went to the smelly competition, a dude said, "No pro's allowed!"
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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyWed 26 May 2010 - 19:31

LAWZ

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:25

Yo momma's so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
(Fat) she played pool wiff the planets
(Fat) twinkies went extinct
(fat) she could sell shade)
(Teeth so yellow) I can't believe it's not butter
(fat) she used 2 busses as roller blades
CORNY STAR WARS ONES
(stupid) she spent all day saying am not to R2
(stupid) she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:32

Moon: <3 the last one.

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:33

^^
Got it from Star Wars Robot Chicken.

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:35

LOL nice ill check that out.

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:38

Don't unless you're like 13. There's baaad stuff in Robot Chicken!

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptyFri 28 May 2010 - 11:52

OK, *backs away warily*

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LAWLZ
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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptySat 29 May 2010 - 3:38

your mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said her phone numbah!!

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptySat 29 May 2010 - 5:57

yo mama's so fat she was to be the new santa clause
yo mama's so fat she stepped outside and everyone screamed "EARTHQUAKE!"
yo mama's so fat she was known as the new planet
yo mama's so fat she put 50 new feet to the local swimming pool
yo mama's so fat she can't reach her cheeseburger no more
yo mama's so fat she jumped off a 3 foot cliff but landed in the center of the earth
yo mama's so fat she made godzilla scream "MONSTER! HORRIBLE MONSTER!"

i came up wit deez all mi on

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Hawkpath- Beloved Medicine Cat of RiverClan. Mentored by Mistyriver. Mentoring Rosepaw. Mates with Sleepystar. Sister to Jaystar, Swiftstar, Brightfire, and Firefly.[/scroll]
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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptySat 29 May 2010 - 15:47

Nice!

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PostSubject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes   AWESOME yo mamma jokes EmptySat 29 May 2010 - 16:15

ones i didnt make up-
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it

ones i made up
Yo mama's so big she went up to a grizzly bear and said "mama?"
Yo mama's so stupid she dug out her septic tank and said, "oil! im RICH!
Yo mama's so stupid she saw a bird learning how to fly and tried to do the same
Yo mama's so smelly the garbage truck mistook her for a pile of trash

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Hawkpath- Beloved Medicine Cat of RiverClan. Mentored by Mistyriver. Mentoring Rosepaw. Mates with Sleepystar. Sister to Jaystar, Swiftstar, Brightfire, and Firefly.[/scroll]
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