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Twistedheart
ShadowClan
 
Number of posts: 769
Age: 18
Clan/Rank: ShadowClan deputy
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(280/280)
 | | Subject: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Wed May 26, 2010 9:26 pm | |
| Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma so fat when she layed on the beach, people ran around screaming 'FREE WILLY!" |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
 
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
Cat Stats
Rank: Deputy
Health:
(100/100)
Stamina:
(280/280)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Wed May 26, 2010 9:29 pm | |
| Yo mamma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car. |
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Pinely .u.
RiverClan
 
Number of posts: 4327
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: ShadowClan/Dark Forest warrior
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Rank: Leader
Health:
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Stamina:
(300/300)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Wed May 26, 2010 9:31 pm | |
| yo mamma's so smelly when she went to the smelly competition, a dude said, "No pro's allowed!" |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
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Health:
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Stamina:
(280/280)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Wed May 26, 2010 9:31 pm | |
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Tart/Corpse
ShadowClan
 
Number of posts: 3559
Age: 16
Clan/Rank: (Moonmist) StarClan Member [Former WindClan Medicine Cat, deceased]~(Dreamingjay) ShadowClan kit
Cat Stats
Rank: Kit
Health:
(5/5)
Stamina:
(15/15)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:25 pm | |
| Yo momma's so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
(Fat) she played pool wiff the planets
(Fat) twinkies went extinct
(fat) she could sell shade)
(Teeth so yellow) I can't believe it's not butter
(fat) she used 2 busses as roller blades
CORNY STAR WARS ONES
(stupid) she spent all day saying am not to R2
(stupid) she thought Jar Jar came with Pickles Pickles |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
Cat Stats
Rank: Deputy
Health:
(100/100)
Stamina:
(280/280)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:32 pm | |
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Tart/Corpse
ShadowClan
Number of posts: 3559
Age: 16
Clan/Rank: (Moonmist) StarClan Member [Former WindClan Medicine Cat, deceased]~(Dreamingjay) ShadowClan kit
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Rank: Kit
Health:
(5/5)
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(15/15)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| ^^
Got it from Star Wars Robot Chicken. |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:35 pm | |
| LOL nice ill check that out. |
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Tart/Corpse
ShadowClan
Number of posts: 3559
Age: 16
Clan/Rank: (Moonmist) StarClan Member [Former WindClan Medicine Cat, deceased]~(Dreamingjay) ShadowClan kit
Cat Stats
Rank: Kit
Health:
(5/5)
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(15/15)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:38 pm | |
| Don't unless you're like 13. There's baaad stuff in Robot Chicken! |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 1:52 pm | |
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Twistedheart
ShadowClan
Number of posts: 769
Age: 18
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Fri May 28, 2010 11:00 pm | |
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Dragonpaw
ShadowClan
 
Number of posts: 465
Age: 11
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Sat May 29, 2010 5:38 am | |
| your mamas so fat when she stepped on a scale it said her phone numbah!! |
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Hawkieburd
RiverClan
 
Number of posts: 1139
Age: 14
Clan/Rank: RiverClan Medicine Cat
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Sat May 29, 2010 7:57 am | |
| yo mama's so fat she was to be the new santa clause
yo mama's so fat she stepped outside and everyone screamed "EARTHQUAKE!"
yo mama's so fat she was known as the new planet
yo mama's so fat she put 50 new feet to the local swimming pool
yo mama's so fat she can't reach her cheeseburger no more
yo mama's so fat she jumped off a 3 foot cliff but landed in the center of the earth
yo mama's so fat she made godzilla scream "MONSTER! HORRIBLE MONSTER!"
i came up wit deez all mi on |
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Leopardheart
ThunderClan
Number of posts: 7031
Age: 13
Clan/Rank: Thunderclan/ Warrior!
Cat Stats
Rank: Deputy
Health:
(100/100)
Stamina:
(280/280)
| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Sat May 29, 2010 5:47 pm | |
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Hawkieburd
RiverClan
Number of posts: 1139
Age: 14
Clan/Rank: RiverClan Medicine Cat
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Rank: Medicine Cat
Health:
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Stamina:
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| | Subject: Re: AWESOME yo mamma jokes Sat May 29, 2010 6:15 pm | |
| ones i didnt make up-
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it
ones i made up
Yo mama's so big she went up to a grizzly bear and said "mama?"
Yo mama's so stupid she dug out her septic tank and said, "oil! im RICH!
Yo mama's so stupid she saw a bird learning how to fly and tried to do the same
Yo mama's so smelly the garbage truck mistook her for a pile of trash |
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Me and my kittypet, Amy Rose
