OMEGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's some chats!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR

Stranger: m/f

You: Idk... ask yo mama

Stranger: hay cheep chennai guy

You: I might not be a guy, you don't know....

Stranger: then gay

You: I might not even be a person o.o

Stranger: then f*ck off

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hhi

Stranger: asl ?

Stranger: hi

You: I'm Shimmer Fart from the magical My Little Pony land!!!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: m/f ?

You: :D


You: M

Stranger: oh

You: F


Stranger: same here

Stranger: male here

You: Mother \"fudger\"?

Stranger: nope

You: Would you like to braid my tail?

Stranger: nope

You: Why not? I'm a pony!

Stranger: i don't wanna

Stranger: age ?

You: Ok. That's understandable.

Stranger: age ?

You: Not on the first date, silly.

You: Yaaaaaaaay for poonies!

Stranger: tell me ur age

You: What's your name?

Stranger: gautam

Stranger: and urs ?

You: And your age?


Stranger: 17

You: Oh, I'm Shimmer Fart.

Stranger: ur ?

Stranger: nice name

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: I'm less than one hundred, but more than 10!

Stranger: :)

Stranger: nice line

You: You too, Gautam! :)

Stranger: but i am 17 years old

You: Thank you. Will you excuse me as I polish my horn?


Stranger: sorry i could't understand you

You: I'm a little pony, silly.

You: A ppppooooooooooooooooo- nyyyyyyyyyyy

Stranger: pony mean small ????

Stranger: tell me

Stranger: am i right ?

Stranger: r u there

Stranger: ?


You: No, pony. As in My Little Pony!

Stranger: ok

You: I am Shimmer Fart!

Stranger: so where are you from ?

Stranger: ok

You: The Pony Dimension.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: what class are you in ?

You: The Magical Pony Class?

Stranger: nope

Stranger: simple class

You: Oh. Like Magic 101?

Stranger: yup

Stranger: what's the time there ?

You: What class are you in?


Stranger: 11

You: Oh, we don't have time like you Earthlings do. We have Moon Phases.

You: It is The Time of the Pon'ys Left Buttock.

Stranger: i can't understand you

Stranger: r u playing with my self

Stranger: ?

You: What?


You: I'm on the Pony-net.

Stranger: actully i'm from india

Stranger: so that's wha

You: Cool!

You: India, isn't that a place on Earth?

Stranger: so that's why i can't understand well

Stranger: nope

Stranger: it is

Stranger: ok how many siblings you have ?

You: Do not trick me or I will send a million fire balls at your homeland.

You: I have four siblings.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: so good night

Stranger: i'm to sleep

You: Good night.

Is it bad that I found this funny? .n.

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Stranger: THEN F*CK ME MOTHERF*CKER

You: ...but if I am a motherf*cker, than doesn't that mean I f*ck your mother, not you?

Stranger: BOTH

Stranger: THREESOME

You: :D Awesome

Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: F

Stranger: can u excite me?

You: Your a pedo arnt you.... you were abused as a child...

You: Your dad used to hurt you

You: And your mom didn't care...

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: u know so much abt me!

Next time instead of bring a My Little Pony be a pokemon trainer. Im always like. "Hi. I'm Dawn from Twin Leaf Town. I've come to train pokemon and become the best trainer I can be!" o3o

You: hi
Stranger: Hi :) male/21/tunisia here looking to make friends
You: tunisia? I feel dumb, but where is that?
Stranger: medetreanen
Stranger: north africa in front france and italy
Stranger: 100 km i, sea behind france
You: that's cool
You: 15, female, usa
Stranger: toooooooo young 4 me!

You: hi
Stranger: i want to make love
You: i don't (: bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
You: oh wow i fale
Stranger: m
Stranger: age?
You: 12
You: u?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: horney?
You: u wish
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFEEE
You: THEY'RE RIGHT OUTSIDE
Stranger: m 32 uk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Run while you can
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: yeah
You: You're no longer safe
Stranger: right
You: They know who you are
Stranger: suck on my cock...
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: So how are you?
Stranger: eeeeexcellent.
You: good, good
Stranger: YES IT IS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll try that, Ftero! ovo

Stranger: hey asl ?

You: 20/f/usa

Stranger: Horny >

Stranger: ?

You: Not after that question...

POKEMON TRAINER CHAT NUMBER ONE:


Stranger: hi

You: Hello!

Stranger: r u an indian?

You: No! I'm a Pokemon Trainer!

You: From Pallet Town!

Stranger: r u an indian?

You: My name is Ash!

Stranger: answer proprly

You: I am.

Stranger: i m rock

You: I am on a journey.

Stranger: u idiot

Stranger: go to hell

You: I am not an idiot. Idiots don't battle Pokemon.

Stranger: wat can i do for it\

You: I am best pals with my Pikachu!

Stranger: just f*ck ur self u d*ck head

You: IT CAN USE THUNDERBOLT!

You: That wasn't nice!

Stranger: maa chudaaa

You: Pikachu! Use iron Tail on this guy!

Stranger: gand me ghusaa

Stranger: dunga

Stranger: teri bijli

Stranger: madarchod

You: You sound like a Slowpoke!

You: Watch out for Team Rocket!

Stranger: maa chudaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You: They'll steal your Pokemon!

Stranger: dhaniyaaaaaaaa

Stranger: khaaaaaaaaaaa

Stranger: madarchod

Stranger: u mother f*cker

You: They are always doing bad stuff!

Stranger: just lick others a** hole

You: Do you want to have a Pokemon battle!?

Stranger: yes

You: My Haunter knows Lick! He can teach you it!

You: That way, you can fufill your dream of licking butts!

You: Ha

You: Haha

Stranger: send ur sister to me

Stranger: i will f*ck her

You: I don't have a sister. I have Misty!

You: She travels with me!

Stranger: n make u lick her a** hole

You: She has Water Type Pokemon!

You: They know a bunch of moves!

You: Like Water Gun!

Stranger: and mr haunter will lick ur a** hole

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Simplicity makes it funny.....

Just in case..:

POKEMON TRAINER CHAT 2:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello there!

Stranger: Hii

You: Who are you?

You: I'm Ash!

You: Ash from Pallet Town!

Stranger: Cooooooool

You: I am training to become a Pokemon Master!

Stranger: Where is pallet town?

You: Do you want to see all my Pokeballs!

You: I bet you want to see my Pokeballs!

You: Pallet Town is in the Kanto Region!

You: Right under Viridian City!

Stranger: Coool

You: I have a Pikachu! IT KNOWS THUNDERBOLT!

You: I also have a Bulbasaur.

You: He'll whip you if you aren't nice.

Stranger: Okkkkkkk

You: So, who are you?

You: Do you want to have a Pokemon battle?

You: Hello?

You: Did Team Rocket come and steal your Pokemon!?

You: Hello!?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The convo of IDK

You: Hey
Stranger: Yeah?
You: Yeah what>
Stranger: I don't know. You said hey. What do you want?
You: Idk D:
Stranger: Alright, I'll help you out a bit.
Stranger: What do you want to do on here?
You: Idk
Stranger: ... You don't know anything?
You: I know plenty of stuff\
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: Then what's the problem
You: Idk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.