The Neverending Pokemon Cheat! :D

Your charecter will faint from boredom.You then wake up in a haunted mansion where...

(I hate Pokemon Anime)

..you find tons of Ghastly. You must find the secret level 1 Ghastly. If you encounted a level 2 Ghastly, you must start all over. If you find the level 1 Ghastly, you must then..

Walk outside and stand behind the house for 3 hours (real time) then...

A giant balloon will appear, and take you to the middle of the sea, where you have to press x in 0.0001 seconds. If you do that, Mantine will save you. If you don't, you may never use your DS again, for the glitch completely obliterates all gameplay. Have fun! >:D Well, after that..

Mantine will drop you off on a desert island.A hobo will offer to trade your Ghastly for his Lv. 100 Arceus.Accept.Then as soon as Ghastly passes Arceus,Hit ABBABXYLR→←↑↓←←←Y in 2 seconds.If you dont,You will be stuck on the island forever.If you did the code fast enough,the man will have a heart-attack and die.You steal everything he owns,then...

The Arceus should fly out of it's Pokeball. You do have a chance to stop it, but don't. This prepares you for a month long journey to catch it. Well, next..