The Neverending Pokemon Cheat! :D

Okay, basically only people with the slightest sense of Pokemon can do this, but I got this idea from another site. Basically, you've all encountered fake cheats for your poke'mon game, correct? Well, we are going to make a never ending one. It is quite simple. Just post a part of the cheat corresponding with the one before hand. Like:

Person 1:
Now, go to Viridian city and spin in a circle for two hours. If you walk an inch, you have to start this all over.

Person 2:
After spinning, talk to the man in the gray house, and he will tell you to go away. Press A next to him 1700 times before he says "JOLLY, IT IS A WONDERFUL DAY" and dies, leaving you with a level one magikarp

Person 3:
Then, you have to go to the Elite 4, and beat them with the level one Magikarp ONLY. If you get defeated, you'll have to start this cheat over again.

Get it? :3 If someone's post makes no sense whatsoever, do not post after it, before it will be deleted as soon as I get on. (Making no sense, meaning: "Then you have to explode six times and jump on a zebra's butt) It may be absurd as long as it sticks to game limitations. Cutscene information is allowed.

Soo, I'll start:

To do this cheat, you first have to go to the nearest grass outside Twinleaf Town, and run into 100 Pokemon, before...

talking to your mother and pressing 'Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.' until she scorns you for using "Inappropriate language."

Then, you have to walk to your room and stay there for 12 hours without turning your DS off. Then, you go back downstairs and...

Make a run to Sandgem Town without walking or stopping; And no running into wild pokemon. Repels aren't allowed. If you fail this, you have to start all over. :D
After this,...

The six flag guy, in Pokemon sprite form, will come up and dance, before running away and dropping a "Super Speshul Cruise Ticket"

Then you must go to route 24 and get into the water where a boat will pick you up and take you to...

An island in Kanto where you will meet rows of shiny magikarps.

But you must pick up the level one regular Magikarp at the side, where you then...

Ride your bike into the water and look for a goldeen for she will...

Tell you where the nearest KFC is, for you are really in the mood for chicken. Then she wants to come along, so you..

Can marry off her to your new magikarp. It will then evolve and...

It evolves into a smart mouth Rayquaza, who lectures you on life unless..

You dump it in a volcano where you meet...

A dragonair on crack who will

Give you an invitation to...