Redfall Roasts

If you're still doing this...

Take my cats!
Sagelight (SkC)
Hickoryfern (TC, future name)
and Clearstone! (WC, future name)

ahaha yes!

Redfall on Malp's Names: "Ivy...brook... I suppose it's the best RiverClan name I've heard. Not that that's a high bar. Your mother and leader had some sense, at least. Obviously whoever named you, Freckleface, did not. I suppose it's a description of what you look like: you have some dots on your face. ShadowClan? Really? I'd expect some weird name like that to be from WindClan. Their names are the weirdest. Dustcloud makes sense. Typical ThunderClanners have acceptable names. Dustcloud: a cloud of dust. At least it makes sense. Briarthorn? That's... that's a windclan name. I guess if two clans want to use it, it must be good enough."

Redfall on Peri's Names: "WindClan. Weird names. They go together. Olivestone? No flow to it, nor does it make any sense. Redwolf- I approve. Your mother was obviously a very sensible cat, for naming you with that prefix. Wolf is a decent suffix as well, even if my own is better. Cherryblossom... Cherry- is a terrible prefix. Your mother did not have any sense, but your leader did. -blossom is the only acceptable suffix for Cherry. And Blueberry. SkyClan names are so sensible- a blue berry."

Redfall on Aspen's Names: "Sagelight! A beautiful flow to those words- sage especially. A fitting prefix for a medicine cat, yes? Hickoryfern... well, that could be worse. ThunderClan has the second-best names- after SkyClan, of course. WindClan, as I've said, is so weird! What is it with stones that you all are obsessed with? Olivestone and Clearstone. Clearstone. I pity your leader for having to come up with a suffix for you. Clear is a terrible prefix. Your mother was probably a bit insane when she was naming you; what about you makes you look clear? Nothing, really. Your leader is very clever; stone is a... terrible prefix... but it's really the only thing that could've saved you from that mess of a prefix."

Judge Wrenspring ;)

Ashpaw's true warrior name is set in stone, but I'm keeping it secret ;) So I shall give you my top three names and Redfall may roast them all!

Ashpool

Ashwillow

Ashfeather

"Ash. There are better prefixes, but... it works. These are, like Ivybrook, some of the best RiverClan names I've seen - again, not a high bar. Ashwillow is the worst out of these names, as if a willow tree just got burnt down. Also, willow is far too overused in names, meaning it'd be too forgettable. Ashpool makes the most sense, but Ashfeather has a better flow. I'd pick Ashfeather. It is simply the best out of the options presented."

me ranking the names: ashfeather, ashpool, ashwillow! although it's not listed, i personally love the name ashrain :)

Frogfoot (future Shadowclan bb)

Redfall on Frogfoot: "I'm afraid you were born with a terrible name. Frogs are disgusting, and I don't know why you would use the suffix 'foot'- oh, ShadowClan? Never mind, that makes sense."

Redfall on Morningdove: "Ugh. WindClan, birds, windclan, stones, windclan, crazy. Why do all of these WindClan names have birds? I mean, Morning had so much potential... you could've done Morningbreeze or something, but you just have to go add a bird on there. What was the reasoning? Doves are peaceful, you tried to keep the peace? Well, newsflash: you failed."

Redfall on Firefly: "Ah, yes... SkyClan has the best names. Your mothers- well, fire can be a good or bad prefix, but Spottedstar again did a goodie. Fireflies are those little animals that float around glowing, yes? Maybe not something you'd want to be known for, but the name has a nice ring to it."

please note this is red's opinion, and i do like all these names ;)

Sweetfern?

How about....

Honeysong (SkyClan MC)
Sparkfire (ShadowClan warrior)
Asterspark (ShadowClan elder)

Foxspirit (WindClan)
Echofrost (ThunderClan)
Briarthorn (WindClan)

Redfall on Sweetfern: "I pity you, you know... I get it - your mother wanted you to grow up to be a sweet cat. But pairing that with -fern is... weird. We don't eat ferns, and even if they did, I doubt they'd be sweet. Why did your mother and leader give you- oh, WindClan? I see."

Redfall on Yosh's names: "Honeysong, like Sagelight, has a beautiful flow to the words, and they are both fitting for a SkyClan medicine cat. Sparkfire is a decent name for ShadowClan. It isn't what I would have chosen, but... it makes sense. Asterspark does not. Your name is meant to be what? Setting flowers on fire?"

Redfall on Fox's names: "Briarthorn. Such a good name that ShadowClan wants it too. Better than most of those WindClan names. As for Foxspirit, that's the usual nonsense. Seriously - you want to be known as having the spirit of those cunning, cat-eating, angry red beasts? Echofrost... well, the flow to that name isn't great, and nor does it make sense, so..."

rOAST mE bOI

Ravenmist of SC
Crowspirit of WC

When I realize I never listed Cedar <3

Cedarheart (TC)