Redfall Roasts

Post your character's warrior names below so Redfall will roast them ;) I saw this topic and wanted to do one myself :>

*Biased towards SkyClan
*Will not hold back

Roast Spotlake

Applefang

Let's do this c:

Redpaw on Spotlake: "WindClan. Of course. Since when did WindClan warriors actually have good names? Never. You're no exception. Spotlake?Really? Lakes aren't spotted. A warrior's name should represent their strengths. So that means you've got a spotted pelt and what, you can swim well? You're. A. WindClanner."

Redpaw on Applefang: "A field day. Even more to work with! Applefang. I thought RiverClan names were usually sensible, but obviously they aren't. Apples don't have fangs. Nor do cats! We have teeth, not fangs. Whenever anyone hears your name, I'm sure they'll just be cowering in terror over the thought of a long tooth sticking out of an apple. Ew. So I guess you're red, yellow, or green, and you have sharp teeth."

Ooooooffffff ok apple went and hid in a corner
Do Daisybloom

Smallbean and Robinloft

(if you really want to you can go for Cherrywater(Elsa's going-to-be warrior name) if you want to, it's up to you ;0)

Redpaw's good at that oops just realized I mixed him up with Breezepaw again and did the wrong color

Redpaw on Daisybloom: So. Daisybloom. At least your leader had some sense in this. Bloom is about the only good suffix with Daisy, since daisies are flowers. Now, onto the roasting.Your mother could've used some help. Daisy implies a soft cat. A weak cat. Your name won't strike terror into your enemies, like it should, but at least it's not extremely pathetic like most ThunderClan names.

here we goooo

Redpaw on Smallbean: "Ugh. Ew. First thought that comes to my mind. Really? Smallbean? Beans... such a twoleg name. Your prefix, Small, is terrible. Even more so with 'bean'. Beans are tiny twoleg foods. And you are a small bean. So you're implying that I could eat you very easily. Disgusting. Proves my point about WindClan having terrible names."

Redpaw on Robinloft: "What's with all the twoleg? What is this... 'loft'? Robin is a mighty prefix, the mighty red bird, but 'loft' ruins it. You are no longer a mighty conqueror of the sky, you are a domesticated twoleg... thing. Also, ThunderClanner, Robin is a SkyClan prefix. "

If anyone else wants to do this with one of their cats I'd love to see what they think about my names :>

Oo
Juniperpaw and
Icecloud

Okay do Quailswoop and Nightwolf and Deerfrost (my boys)

okay so I can't do juniperpaw since she's an apprentice but I'll do her warrior name

Redpaw on Icecloud: "Ice...cloud.... Well. I suppose it makes technical sense, considering snow is formed with icy clouds. It wouldn't do for a SkyClan warrior but it's one of ThunderClan's best."

Redpaw on Quailswoop: "Do I actually see some sense here? Possibly. An acceptable SkyClan name. You get the impression of a fierce bird swooping down, enclosing you with its talons. And therefore it's acceptable."

more coming later!

Amberwing (there's like 10000 things you could roast here BUT AMBERWING WAS BEING SO NICE TO YOU-)

Shadestrike (she's dark furred and a strong warrior, however her name hides such a warm hearted cat within her clan)

Eveningsplit (name could change but she was named for her face and eyes- VERY CREATIVE)

ohh, you can do mine! :D

ivystar (i would use her warrior name however- ivybrook :D) - riverclan
freckleface - shadowclan
dustcloud - thunderclan
briarpaw (warrior name; briarthorn) - shadowclan

here are my gals (including my planned next char):

olivestone (windclan)
redwolf (shadowclan)
cherryblossom (thunderclan)
blueberry (???clan, i havent decided yet, but im considering skyclan)