Skype.... whai

me
‎12‎:‎24‎ ‎AM I don't have a response to that D;

Jake
‎12‎:‎24‎ ‎AM "Well... you're fat."

splotchy
‎12‎:‎24‎ ‎AM xD

me
‎12‎:‎25‎ ‎AM "Your mother was fat, my dear Gingerheart..."
she said as politely as possible

splotchy
‎12‎:‎25‎ ‎AM "Remember the time when we had to roll her to the gathering?"

me
‎12‎:‎25‎ ‎AM xD

Jake
‎12‎:‎25‎ ‎AM Damn it guys, you're making me laugh in front of my brother.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎26‎ ‎AM "She kinda ran over a few apprentices"

me
‎12‎:‎26‎ ‎AM poor things couldn't survive the aftershock of the earthquake she caused.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎26‎ ‎AM "We had like four medicine cats."

Jake
‎12‎:‎27‎ ‎AM We HAD four medicine cats.

me
‎12‎:‎27‎ ‎AM xD

splotchy
‎12‎:‎27‎ ‎AM HAD indeed

Jake
‎12‎:‎27‎ ‎AM She shadows ShadowClan.

me
‎12‎:‎27‎ ‎AM when the leaders argue at the gatherings and the moon goes dark, they only THOUGHT it was Starclan...

splotchy
‎12‎:‎28‎ ‎AM When she has a cold, she makes the river of RiverClan
xD
When she farts it blows the wind in WindClan.

Jake
‎12‎:‎28‎ ‎AM The sound of her rolling over is the thunder in ThunderClan.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎28‎ ‎AM And she advoids ThunderClan.
dsgsdg
grammar

me
‎12‎:‎28‎ ‎AM xD

splotchy
‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎AM We like to call her Groundstomp

me
‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎AM she can get to her feet?

splotchy
‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎AM But her real name was Tinyfur.

me
‎12‎:‎29‎ ‎AM bless her heart

splotchy
‎12‎:‎30‎ ‎AM When she was a younger cat she could get to her feet.
However, she was the reason why the twolegs took over that one section of the forest.
‎12‎:‎31‎ ‎AM All the trees over there fell.

Jake
‎12‎:‎31‎ ‎AM xD

me
‎12‎:‎31‎ ‎AM She leveled the forest
oh my gosh

splotchy
‎12‎:‎31‎ ‎AM And the Clans had to move to the lake early.
‎12‎:‎32‎ ‎AM But that ended badly too.
Tinyfur desided that she wanted to go for a swim.
‎12‎:‎33‎ ‎AM Europe became part of the ocean.

Jake
‎12‎:‎33‎ ‎AM When the leaders go to the Gatherings, they mistake her for the Great Rock.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎33‎ ‎AM xD

Jake
‎12‎:‎34‎ ‎AM She can't hunt. That's not funny; it's tragic, really.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎34‎ ‎AM The four great oaks are actually her paws sticking up in the air.
‎12‎:‎35‎ ‎AM The greatrock is her head.
No! D8
She can hunt.
Monsters.

Jake
‎12‎:‎36‎ ‎AM She can mark the borders while moving only three steps.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎37‎ ‎AM She can clear the tree line, making it easier to tell territories from the others.

Jake
‎12‎:‎37‎ ‎AM She crushed her mate.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎38‎ ‎AM It's a wonder Gingerheart was born.

Jake
‎12‎:‎38‎ ‎AM It's a wonder ShadowClan wasn't smothered.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎38‎ ‎AM Who said we were never smothereed?

Jake
‎12‎:‎39‎ ‎AM When they say they live in the marsh, that's just her nickname.

splotchy
‎12‎:‎39‎ ‎AM The tally for ruined dens is about...OVER 9000.

WHUT

oh mai gawd