Leader Battle

Promiscuous, Chubby, and Insecure RiverClan
Bluestar - Bloo McStumpytail. Died from getting pushed into the Gorge by her bastard nephew, Tigerpaw, who was son of Jaystar and Mistyriver; ShadowClan leader and RiverClan medicine cat, respectively.

Pinestar - Total klutz. Mate got a cap popped in him randomly by Tigerfrost, just because. She died, I kid you not, from accidentally getting bumped into by an apprentice and slipping into the Gorge. Clumsy sod.

Sleepystar - Infamous Batty Nutter. He was followed around by his "imaginary friend", whose actual identity... is actually pretty complicated and was never actually fully explained, but basically it was just some black cat that only he could see. If you don't know how crazy he was, he could be rolling into the Gathering with childish glee one moment and then conquering WindClan the next. Which is exactly what he did. He conquered WindClan, and nearly piledrived ThunderClan into submission with the help of ShadowClan. Also banged both Hawkpath (medicine cat) and Sparrowflight (warrior like five times younger than him).

Moonstar - You know, that chick. Sleepystar just piled the ten billion apprentices of the RiverClan war machine on her and got her captured by an enemy Clan twice, and was also the first unfortunate victim of the popular "hey guys, let's all jump that dolt over there" tactic.

Froststar - Incredibly sexy calico. Her hobbies include sleeping with Sagestar and being too busy sleeping with Sagestar to do important RiverClan things.

Holier-than-Thou ThunderClan: World Police
Goldenstar - Oblivious leader. I think there was some drama with Darkshadow, Leopardheart, and ShadowClan. I really don't remember, but it was some juicy stuff. And then she just poofed.

Deadstar - Scarred bachelor. Only got eight lives, with Leopardheart and Goldenstar not appearing at his ceremony, presumably because they convinced themselves that ThunderClan would be fine just suddenly without any leadership and no word from them. Had a lot of sex with Featherstar. Like, a lot. You know how Genghis Khan raped so many people that a large population of the world are descended from him? Yeah, it was like that, except consensual and with one person.

Silverstar - Stateless Helen Keller. All you need to know is that she was blind and was in literally every Clan for a period of time before settling in ThunderClan.

Lionstar - Stoic leader, whom I envision constantly wearing a monocle and top hat. So stoic, monocled, and living in a forest based off of an English national park. I imagine he also hunts for tea and biscuits when out in the forest.

WindClan, popularly known as Rabbit Eating Surrender Monkeys
Swifstar - Jaystar's less popular brother. He did stuff... I remember him leading WindClan into battle to support ThunderClan's claim to Sunningrocks, and then WindClan getting smashed to pieces almost instantly. Those were good times. Speaking of WindClan cats getting pulled to pieces, he died in a dog attack. I can almost guarantee he was leader first, but I'm still confused.

Rainstar - Where things get complicated. I'm not sure if she was leader at the same time or if there was some event that caused them both to be leaders and both die in the same topic or what... but beyond that incredibly confusing subject that I will have to ask Rain about later, she randomly murdered Jaystar at one point. For funsies, I guess.

Featherstar - Cradle of civilization. Because of the fact that she cranked out kits left and right, she literally managed to connect every character on the site together in a family tree (it was already pretty full of incest, for the record). Beyond her daily kitty sex sessions with Deadstar, she had a fling with Bramblestar for awhile. Used to be in ThunderClan. Her death, fittingly enough, was caused when she had a hundred or so too many kits and threw custody at RiverClan.

Mistedstar - Daughter of some ThunderClan pleb. Hated Deadstar and Featherstar for some reason. I think she might have been blinded in one eye. Give me a break, who do you think I am, a historian?

Wildstar - Who's counting at this point? He was leader when WindClan got conquered by RiverClan, where they remained until Moonstar liberated them (I can't remember if she liberated them or not, but revisionist history is always an option if she didn't).

Butterflystar - I have no idea, really. She had a dumb name.

Stormstar I - Extremely depressing, if you've ever read his backstory, in classic Eastern European style. Also seems to be the kind of person who doesn't take any crap.

Stormstar II - Elderly guy who's pretty kickarse. Think of a retired James Bond, if James Bond was partially blinded. That is, he had lots of sex and walked away from a blazing inferno.

Raccoonstar - Think of those really paranoid people who think the Russians are on the verge of nuking Europe into oblivion to make way for the Plutonian invasion of Earth. Now imagine if someone like that was Prime Minister. Either you have someone from the English Defense League or Raccoonstar.

Imperial Nazicommie Islamofascist Atheist ShadowClan Axis of Evil
Jaystar - He lived a fulfilling life, where he got into Mistyriver's pants, had a couple of kids, and then was promptly randomly murdered by Rainstar.

Bramblestar - Had a fling with a WindClan leader and ThunderClan warrior. Obviously had bad taste. Father of Stonestar, I think.

Ghoststar - She had a star mark over her face and a red and blue eye. I looked around but can't seem to find her death topic; presumably she was busted. Do I need to say more?

Shadowstar - Despite the non-traditionalism, she had a cool name and an Anakin scar. You can't go wrong with that.

Sagestar - Rounded and believable character. Also a complete arsehat. Currently can be found having lots and lots of sex with Froststar, because who wouldn't?

The Recently Deceased Butt of the Joke, SkyClan
Heartstar - Became leader because she was the first in SkyClan. I don't recall what happened, but I get the feeling she died in a really hilarious way.

Stonestar - Some pleb who mated with the medicine cat at one point, which seemed to be the popular choice back in those days, so it didn't really make him special. Led during SkyClan's golden age, when it was close knit, active, and a decent size.

Bramblestar - Leader because Stonestar pulled a Tallstar at the last moment and named him deputy. I can tell you about his leadership, but I choose instead to tell you that he had a complete lack of tact. Sleepystar's death (which wasn't known to RiverClan) was announced during the Gathering, and Bramblestar congratulated a very shocked Moonfrost for becoming leader. I'd just like you to think about that for a moment. No, these entries aren't biased by my experiences in the roleplay at all, shut up. ;_;

Flamestar - Loving father who was abruptly disemboweled by a giant adder somehow. It was quite a life.

Silentstar - Leader of SkyClan with no SkyClan cats left. Dropped her kids off and set off to Highstones after a prophetic dream. >3> <3< I will say no more.