Corrupt a Wish

Someone will wish for something, and then the next person to post will corrupt that wish. And then it continues from there.

Example:
Poster A: I wish I had a puppy!
Poster B: You get a puppy in the mail. It suffocated in the box. I wish I had lots of money!

And so on. I'll start.

I wish I could fly.

Your flight of felicity powers were being delivered to you when it crashed.

I wish I had immortality.

You got your immortality, but at the same time gravity spontaneously failed. Have fun floating in space~

I wish I could walk on water.

Wish granted, but your legs are amputated after a sudden car accident.

I wish I ruled the world.

You took over, but suddenly Dr. Luther Kind Jr.'s murderers traveled through time and killed you.

I wish I could control fire.

Wish granted, but there was a powerful wind and the fire blew into your face and burned it off.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

Wish granted, but nobody knew what you were so scientists brought you into a lab and cut you in half to study your cells.

I wish I can grant others' wishes.

You granted a wish to Shiny, but then it got corrupted so your powers were taken away as punishment.

I wish I knew something else to wish for.

(This is surprisingly more fun then it probably should be)

You surprisingly did, but you ended up wishing to be murdered, so you were.


I wish I could draw human hands and animals' paws.

Wish granted, but everyone hated you for your skills and killed you.

I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but your wish got lost upon the wish yard and you ended up wishing for no more wishes.


I wish I could type larger posts.

Wish granted, but they ended up being so long that your computer exploded.

I wish I had more time in a day.

Wish granted, but you eventually die of exhaustion trying to stay awake each day.

I wish I had a steady paying job.

wish granted, but your job is to clean up after elephants in a circus.

I wish I didn't have to work so much ;A;

Wish granted, but you are left unemployed and have to live on the streets.

I wish I had some food right now. ;w;