The Jay and Sleepy rules and facts of the internet

Here are our rules of the internet, and other stuff. We will add to them and split them into portions. No one post but me and Sleepy.

1.The cake is a lie.
2.Pie isn't a lie. Only sometimes.
3.To Chuck Norris, cake isn't a lie. This is a correct.
4.You are not Chuck Norris, so cake is a lie.
5.guys who like Twilight are homosexuals.
6.Guys who like Halo are dorks and nerds. No matter how much you deny it, it is true.
-There are no girls who play Halo. No exceptions.
-Everyone who plays Halo are virgins.
7.Anyone who dots in a chatbox are most likely regretting they ever signed in, but don't want to be disrespectful and log out.
8.Whoever doesn't end their sentences with periods obviously have much to learn in grammar
-OOPS!
9.If you like Justin Beiber, you are a girl. I don't care if you have a d*ck, you are a female.
-Same goes with Selena Gomez, Lady Gaga, and Ke$ha
10.If you use actual site-given emoticons in your posts, chances are, you are below the age of ten.
11.Anyone who joins a forum saying they are 15 or older, are not 15 or older!

12. People who say 'gtg' most likely are just bored of you.
13. If you encounter a noob in the wild, back away slowly (So you don't interfere with nature) before slamming it's brains out with a Ban Hammer.
14. If you spend time browsing topics on a Saturday night, then you are infected with FAIL. No exceptions.
15. Warriors are not for furries. Warriors are for 10 year old girls and 50 year old pedophiles.
16. If you are offended by the chatbox, refer to rule 17
17. No one gives two f*cks.
18. Everyone cares how your day went.
19. Rule 18 is false.
20. Rule 19 is true.

21.If you can drink alcohol while doing it, it isn't a sport.
22.Rule 21 wasn't of the internet.
23.'Jay' is a name referring to the world's best administrator.
-Hear dat, m00t?
24.If you don't know how to roleplay, don't go onto a forum, you 10 year old pr*ck D:
25.Rule 24 was a mean thing for an administrator to say.
26.Jay is the world's meanest administrator.
27.Jay don't take your sh*t
28.Furries are not to be supported
29.Yep, there's a porn of that
30.Naruto is overrated
31.Sparkling vampires are not 1337
-1337 is not 1337

32. Facebook is friends you have collected in the last 6 years, half of them you will never talk to
33. No one cares that your crops are dying in your virtual world
34. If you speak about your tragic backstory, you still won't get your way
35. The internet isn't stupid, it is a place to witness stupidity
36. I supported my side with a ancient meme, your arguement is invalid
37. Insult a videogame/anime character for the lulz. Trust me, fanboys love it
38. If you have cat ears and hear a "SQUEEEL", run like h-ll.
39. 10 year olds will never be truly accepted in a forum community
40. If you can't spell, then don't join a roleplay forum that involves spelling.
41. As soon as you are succesful, someone will beat you.
42. /b/ already did it. No exceptions.

43.Avatars involving cats licking screens are overrated.
-So are dancing cats.
44.Cats are overrated.
45.Furries are overrated.
46.PEOPLE! Read rule 36 before you argue with someone on a forum.
47.Arguing with someone on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded.
48.Kicking puppies is horrible. Even online.
-Don't listen to what furf*gs say, f*cking puppies is ten times worse the rule 48.
49.The next rule is rule 50
50.The rule before this was rule 49.
52.Tomorrow is just your future yesterday.
53.Let trolls be trolls. Ignorance gains you bonus points.
54.I skipped rule 51. Whatever you do, do not look up to see if that is correct. That makes you a f*g.
55.You are now a f*g
56.Forumotion is better than Facebook. No exceptions.
57.Your cashier was gay.

58. Take the internet seriously to get butthurt...badly.
59. Lurk moar
60. Alt + F4 brings up lost documents
61. Ctrl + W works also
62. If you tried those, it means you have AIDS
63. To stop a LAZAR, you stuff a taco down the mouth of the LAZAR wielder, leaving a high concentration of FAIL in the LAZAR wielder's stomach, where the LAZAR is formed. This leads to puking out the ROYAL RAINBOW, and you will WIN in high doses.
64. Or you could press F13
65. You just lost the game. No exceptions.
66. Always repost chain mail. Ghosts actually give two f*cks if you send it. See rule 17.
67. There is no such thing as constructive criticism.
68. You should know what the next rule will be...If not, refer to Google you retarded imbacile
69. Heheh...:trollfaceplz:

70.If you Press 10 if you are smart.
71.Almost everyone falls for rule 70
72.Never pick fights unless you are sure you can win.
73.Youtube changes too much. Deal with it.
74.There are too much noobs on forums. Deal with it.

75. Do it for the lulz
76. Learn to spell before attempting to go on IRC
77. Join a mid-sized forum with few noobs
78. ????
79. PROFIT!!!
80. There is a difference between newb and noob. Everyone who says otherwise is spreading the cancer.
81. If you say WAZZUP! on WCC, prepare for your death, as a raging member will smash you with a giant fictional moth and then feed you to an army of chickens.
82. Everyone has some kind of nerdgasm in the chatbox. Deal with it.
83. Coining things of no importance is not okay, but on meth it is.
84. If you read the rules, maybe you won't get killed by a out-of-control Ban Hammer.

85.Jay controls the out-of-control Ban hammer......WAIT, WHAT!?
86.Topics that are dead are dead! Please, you noobs, STOP POSTING IN THEM.
87.Noob talk overused is not cool!
88.God isn't a women. If she was, we'd all be sandwiches.
89.I didn't make rule 88, and therefore, it makes me not sexist.
90.We are ten rules away from Rule 100
91.Check and correct any post or comment you make, in case of grammatical errors.
92.Honey Badger doesn't take your sh*t.
93.It is okay if you didn't understand Rule 92. I don't even really understand it myself.
94.Upset? I don't give two f*cks
95.The only person who can ever not give three f*cks is Chuck Norris.
96.Jazz is like a brand new Coke, It'll be around forever. Hehehe.
97.An edit button actually exists. F*CKING USE IT!
98.Bing sucks. No exceptions.
99. Google rules. No exceptions
100.This is rule 100. No exceptions.

101. Hide your dalmations, because he's raping everyone out here.
102. Movies are nothing like the books they were based off of.
103. If you want to be called a nickname, no one will call you by that unless Feath does.
104. Flame wars are won when the opposing side uses a 'Your mom' joke.
105. Edit wars are for retards. No exceptions.
106. Site rivaries don't end well. Anonymous always win, no exceptions.
-It doesn't matter if Anonymous is in the war or not, they win.
107. In the beginning, 4chan was born. And it was good.
108. Don't get your mudkipz in a knot.
109. Furries don't realize that they will NOT in fact be able to 'Yiff in h-ll.'
110. Rule 109 is false.
112. Rule 110 is true.
113. Rule 110 is true.
114. Rule 113 is false.
115. Rule 115 is false. Wait...
116. Rule 113 is false, no exceptions.
117. Rule 116 is false. There is one exception.
118. The exception is that for torture the furf-g in question will be eternally buttf*cked by a lion for all eternity.
119. It's not rape if you like it.
120. But then again, a lion is going to have a fiery c*ck of DOOM
121. That'd be uncomfortable.
122. If you encounter a troll in the wild, don't use your masturballs. (Notice the mis-spell on masterballs)
123. It's not as easy as ABC.

124.Pedobear rides soooolllloooo
-Pedobear is Public Enemy Number one
125.Nascar is NOT cars riding around in circles. STOP F*CKING STEREOTYPING >:C
126.Stop using overused jokes.
127.Teachers don't know sh*t. No exceptions.
128.Join ATA. Trust, me, it will be one of the best things you've done.
129.Who cares if 128 is an ad. Do not question the rule makers.
130.Trolls are common in the wild. Use rocks often.

131. You'd think it'd be easier to catch Pokemon once they've fainted.
132. But Pokemon are Jedi, meaning they disappear into nothingness after they faint.
133. But then that means that they have to die, so you are a murderer.
134. Go on the naughty mat and think of what you've done.
135. Chris Hansen has yet to capture Pedobear.
136. Chris Hansen will never capture Pedobear.
137. The chances of that is the same as Milhouse becoming a meme.
138. Milhouse is not a meme is a meme.
139. Your argument is invalid.
140. Copying Bright does not end well. Ask Sleepy.
142. Rule 141 copied Bright.
143. TWSS jokes are over-used. Use them anyways for the lulz.
144. DO IT F*GGOT!
145. PG 13 Roleplay my a*s. ATA is far from that.

146.The PG-13 cra.p will by changed, then. >>
147.Most of these rules are just facts. But, no one cares.
148.The most misused word is 'gay'. That is really gay =.=
149.Ghost raped Sleepy. No exceptions.
150.It's not rape if you want it. So rule 150 is invalid.
151.DON DON RUUUU
152.James Bond plays Pokemon cards. My signature says so.
153.Got Milk?
154.Milk comes from Cow breasts. Isn't that dandy?

155. James Bond likes Charizard.
156. In a sexual way...
157. Taking text from Encyclopedia Dramatica does not prove your point.
158. DOOOOOM!
159. Rule 150 is false. Sleepy was not expecting rape, even though he should have expected it when he saw how f*cked up ATA was.
160. Pwning noobs doesn't make you pro.
161. If you know that your friend is going to die, never spend more time with them and confessing about stuff.
162. You should give them good advice, like "RUN B*TCH RUUUUUUUUUN!"
163. Death.
164. Rule 163 was made randomly.
165. Dogs plot how to make humans notice them.
166. Cats plot how to kill their owners.
167. A cat will never truly have an owner. Just a human slave.
168. You cannot shoot down the Roflcopter.
169. One hundred 69's woud not be comfortable or fun, no matter how you think about it.

170.Lord Death wants you in his school. JOIN THE F*CKING SCHOOL.
171.See how i didn't put an exclamation point on the last rule. Yeah....don't do that.
172.It's peanut butter jelly time. No exceptions.
173.Anime is awesome.
174.Manga is more awesome.
175.Halo is not awesome.
176.Call of Duty is awesome.
177.On the internet, don't take anything too seriously.
178.Do not post sh*t in a death topic.
179.If you have two accounts, chances are, I'll find you.
-And I'll rape you.
-And I'll kill you
-I will rape you first
--In teh butt.
180.What What in the butt!