The Story Maker 9000

It all began when Jacob the fox died. After that, everything went wrong. The police officer was the best at his job, but even finding out who killed Jacob was hard. Orion sighed. The white-tailed deer had been up all night, no closer to solving the crime. Until Orion found an important banana, like no banana he'd ever seen before. This banana could speak, and he was a witness.

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It all began when Jacob the fox died. After that, everything went wrong. The police officer was the best at his job, but even finding out who killed Jacob was hard. Orion sighed. The white-tailed deer had been up all night, no closer to solving the crime. Until Orion found an important banana, like no banana he'd ever seen before. This banana could speak, and he was a witness. Unfortunately, however, he could only speak...

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I must continue this

It all began when Jacob the fox died. After that, everything went wrong. The police officer was the best at his job, but even finding out who killed Jacob was hard. Orion sighed. The white-tailed deer had been up all night, no closer to solving the crime. Until Orion found an important banana, like no banana he'd ever seen before. This banana could speak, and he was a witness. Unfortunately, however, he could only speak in rhyme.

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Story posts: 14

It all began when Jacob the fox died. After that, everything went wrong. The police officer was the best at his job, but even finding out who killed Jacob was hard. Orion sighed. The white-tailed deer had been up all night, no closer to solving the crime. Until Orion found an important banana, like no banana he'd ever seen before. This banana could speak, and he was a witness. Unfortunately, however, he could only speak in rhyme, which made it difficult to question him.

It's the anniversary of this topic's last post, so that obviously means it's time to continue this- with a new story!

Billy Bob Joe was a

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man.

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs.

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs. This resulted in a concoction that

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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs. This resulted in a concoction that Made the animals of the forest
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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs. This resulted in a concoction that Made the animals of the forest cry out in confusion
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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs. This resulted in a concoction that Made the animals of the forest cry out in confusion "Why are you making this jam?!"
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In a small cave lived... a very hairy gnome. He never shaved and had hair all over his cave. One day he went to a party held by a blue-ringed octopus named James. James had no hair, and was jealous. So James decided to rent a circus, which the gnome hated. In retaliation, the gnome left a bad review on the party. Astonished, James confronted the gnome and brought his lawyer along. The gnome and his wife, Helen, yelled "Why are you suing us?"
James replied, "
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Billy Bob Joe was a crazy old man. He liked to make jam in his very smelly shoe. The secret ingredient was eggs. This resulted in a concoction that made the animals of the forest cry out in confusion "Why are you making this jam?!" Billy Bob Joe didn't know why,
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copperbeans continued the wrong story (the first one, somehow), so I'll add a few words onto the current one to continue it