Two Word Story

because they

were ugly

and dirty.

well its not going to be me because I just kind of jumped in on this thread and added 2 words that went with it at random. :P Btw the font you wrote in is lmost to small for me to read :/

The end.

Most original ending words ever //no

There were no commas in the other pages. ;__; Sorry guys...

There once lived a man named Doctor Jay. And he had a giant spoon to eat cabbage soup and roasted human flesh which was really bad because it was rotten and poisoned by his divorced wife who lives on a demented train that goes 'woop wopo'. But actually his pet killed him and ate the pizza that was pooped on by the High King of Rome which fell from grace to land in Hell but escaped to the Bahamas where it turns to summer and killed a friend named Splotch who was an assassin for the Moldovan Republic which had Rainy and Sunny sitting in a throne of jewels. They ordered from Amazon Silly Putty. No... wait, a minute that was very wrong because they actually were pink dolphins from Miami who attacked Nebraska and Texas. That was definitely not cool yet it actually was very awesome. Then Voldemort quickly died. Because he was slaughtered by dolphins with lasers. And potatoes yet why were they eating potatoes? Probably because they like to throw potatoes to kill babies and puppies. Riding trains is fun but exploded when it was put in new Hawaii tutus where Godzilla ate it. But bananas began dancing in his face using his nose while horses slept with wild donkeys who also killed Russians who played with horses. Their butts were shaped like butt. And their diamond sword killed Charamanders like Arco. But Charizard kill the slimy newts. Then he later ate huge tacos made of human hearts that were very yummy and tasted of noses which were running away from Notch very swiftly.
Plot twist: Christmas lights are very tasty when they're boiled in cheese and sprinkles. Laser sharks bombed Russia.
This 'story' is weird because it is completely random and just sucks. I love when Fire starts burning my heart and just makes me want to make love when he touches me.
I die.  Harry Potter ate owls which tasted like Tigerstar forks called Scabbers because they were ugly and dirty.
The End.

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