So I was messing around with some friends over feral heart, when we see these people playing some sort of Lion King role play or something o-o
Anyways we watched and there was this one cub in particular who made us crack up laughing until Yoshi(one of my friends - That's part of her username o3o) went over to talk to him x3
Here's how it went :D
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*Action being done*
-Action being typed by rper-
Chatting
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Fyre(the emo cub, male, no pride/parents/anything o3o): What's going on? o.o
Everyone else(People playing TLK or whatevs): *completely ignoring cub and keep role playing, though he's trying to join in x3*
Fyre: *decides to leave them alone and advertises for parents/prides/anything on general chat for about 5 minutes. No replies apparently.*
~about 8 minutes later~
Fyre: *Still being ignored. Growing desperate*
Zira(Some random role player in TLK): You can't trust a pridelander, Vitani. -growls- *some other blahblah nonsense in the rp*
Fyre: *Attempting to join in again* Why not? Wasn't your mom a pridelander and your dad an outlander?
*completely ignored for about 5 more minutes. People even completely stepped on his character .3.;*
Fyre: *crouching down in the middle of the crowd, doing nothing*
Sam(Some random cub): Who are you? >.>
Fyre: I DUN EVEN KNOW DX *crawls away*
Fyre: *attempts to drown virtual self in virtual water of the virtual game of all virtualness*
*Fails suicide-attempt, and yet no one still never paid any attention to him X3*
Fyre: *sitting in corner by mountain* I'm just gonna put this bag on my head and kill myself :)
*People actually start paying attention now*
Random rper: What's wrong Fyre? XD
*Like, two other people pay even just a tiny bit of attention to him, whether it's walking over and walking back away again really fast or saying something like, "You need a friend :3"*
Yoshi: *walks over* Hi! :D
Fyre: -Puts bag over head-
Yoshi: What's up?
Fyre: I dunno. I don't exist.
*be prepared. After this he goes mentally insane*
Yoshi: Whadya mean? 030
Fyre: I don't have a pride or parents, and I don't know whether I'm a pride/outlander or not because I don't know who my parents are. So in a way I don't exist yet .u.;
Yoshi: *Totally not even in rp, but plays along anyways* Neither do I XD
Fyre: *looks up from corner* -Highfive fail- :D
Yoshi: lolwat?
Fyre: HOORAY FOR NONEXISTENCE :DDDDD
*By now Yoshi thought she was delivering out the wrong message. She whispered me saying, "Oh god. What did I say? XD" and I just laughed*
Fyre: -hands bag to Yoshi-
Yoshi: *deciding to play along with the emoness for some reason* -Takes bag and shoves over head- xP
*By now I was guessing his insanity was rubbing off on her e-e*
Fyre: -Bag- |D
Yoshi: You know normally the pridelanders have bright colors and the outlanders have dark colors. *NOW she tries to attempt to help him e_e*
Fyre: I DUNNO! Uhm...I'm neither. I'm CORN! YEAH!
Yoshi: ...Corn? o.e
Fyre: YUS!
*Fyre then disconnected and came back a moment later, his character now rainbow-colored*
Fyre: I'M SUPERCORN!!! *starts running and jumping....everywhere*
Fyre: O_O; Okay...*starting to get scared*
Me: Hey...Yoshi let's just leave before something bad happens .3.;
Yoshi: Way ahead of you...
After that our little group ran away into Ficho Tunnel, not knowing what happened to the cub afterwards o-o
The End
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