You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: elloo
Stranger: how are you tonight?
You: im good!
Stranger: Sweet! Doing anything fun?
You: tryna call mah boo but he aint pickin up duh phone
Stranger: wut why :( That is lame, i'm just perusing blogs
You: ya i think hes cheatin
You: im andrea by the way
Stranger: My names Jon. How come you think he's cheating?
You: what kind of blogs?
Stranger: hm, i stumbled upon this weird one o.O
Stranger:
http://niggabetrippin.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/rectal-bleeding-and-you/You: oh cause he never text me back, and when i ask 4 his phone he wont unlock it
Stranger: hm >_>
You: thats like suspicious
Stranger: that does seem a bit suspicious
Stranger: but I never let people takemy phone and I don't do stuff like that
You: yea
You: well he the type you no?
Stranger: yeah that makes sense
You: yea
You: he is the dady of some other hoes baby, and i think hes been seein her again
Stranger: hm >_>
You: i mean i might not have any babies with him, but im his girl?
You: it just aint right
You: you think i should try and get pregnant?
Stranger: Do you have a high enough income to support a child?
You: i have a nice lil job at taco bell
Stranger: Thats not enough income to support a child. Full time a job at Taco Bell would pay around $15000
You: and plus child suport
You: oh well i get some nice things wit this income so lol
Stranger: from him? You shouldn't be getting pregnant just to take money from him. It sounds like he's already stretched thin on that front from the other baby.
You: a baby could be good you no
Stranger: Not if you're making $15,000
You: but he might come back to me if i get pregnant
Stranger: Well thats one of the stupidest \"fudging\" things I err heard. If you're using your body to attempt to get him back, what kind of relationship is it?
You: idk
You: i love him
You: should i slep with his best frend?
Stranger: and does he love you? Getting pregnant won't make him love you.
Stranger: What.
You: well hell love that baby
Stranger: You have lower morals than I do and I don't even believe in morality. ._.
You: well my moma is a christian
Stranger: Your mom's belief don't mean \"Shiznit\" here.
You: she does charty and stuff
You: i thnk shes stopid, lol
Stranger: Why are you telling me about your mother?
Stranger: We're talking about you and the ridiculous situations you want to put yourself in.
You: well
You: what should i do?
Stranger: Leave him if you need to, get on with your life, get over him. Get an education, find a good guy who doesn't already have a kid and get a better job.
You: gurl im already 19
You: i need a man, i aint got no time for an education
Stranger: I don't give a f*** how old you are, everyone has time for a goddamn education. I don't want to be paying for you to be on welfare. You can be a productive member of society just like me.
You: u think i can offord some college?
Stranger: Who said college? go learn some skills.
You: what gets u so hi and mighty?
Stranger: What can you do?
You: idk
Stranger: What makes you so low and needy?
You: i aint needy
Stranger: Nothing makes me high and mighty except for I value myself
You: no mam no ham
You: i value myself 2
Stranger: "I need a man, I don't have time for education"
You: so wut?
Stranger: you don't "need" a man
You: i no my momma tells me that she taught me better than this
Stranger: Am I offending you by telling you to better yourself?
You: no mam
Stranger: I'm a sir.
You: sorry
Stranger: Entirely fine.
You: and i need a man if im gonna have a family
Stranger: The optimal age for marriage for women is 24
You: rly
Stranger: You're 19, you have 5 years.
You: oh my boy just texed me
Stranger: Get your \"Shiznit\" straight and your life in order. Your family will fall in place with it. Everything will go hunky dory if you have everything straight.
You: i am straight ok
You: no drugs, no welfare, no les stuf
You: if thats wut u meen lol
Stranger: You'll never be on welfare?
You: im not on welfare
Stranger: I think that's a goal you can accomplish.
You: my boyfrends ex is
You: with her lil baby tyler
Stranger: Why not let your boyfriend take care of his kid?
You: he just told me he loved melony better than me
You: why would he do that?
Stranger: Well then theres your cue.
You: i am goin to KILL HER
Stranger: Break up with him and start fresh.
Stranger: What the f*** you are a crazy @$$ b****.
You: i am gona figt her when shes in the club with her baby at home
Stranger: If you're going to go kill her, might as well kill yourself. You're not going to have a family in prison.
Stranger: Also, when she's dead dismember her and scatter the limbs.
You: i wont actualy kill her
Stranger: oh, okay.
You: wut da hell your crazy as \"Shiznit\"
Stranger: YOu're the one being ridiculous
You: no
Stranger: You're 19 and have the rest of yoru life to live, and you're hung up on some most likely broke @$$ nigger with a kid with another women that he should be with so he can raise his kid properly like a man is supposed to. You want to break them up. Start a new life.
Stranger: Cut the \"Shiznit\" out and pull your head from your @$$.
You: he does weed u no
You: cocaine to
Stranger: Break up with him and start a new life.
You: how
Stranger: "I think we need to take a break so we can get everything together"
You: should i move?
You: i live in atlanta
Stranger: Do what you feel is best, go after a dream do something. Start saving money instead of spending it.
You: i always wanted 1 of them nice litl towns in like iowha were everbody nos everybody like on tv
Stranger: Then do it.
You: you think i can??
You: like you said im unedjucated
You: take an aptritude test or somthing?
Stranger: Indians aint even \"fudging\" bad.
You: i dont think i can do anything
You: i can go on twiter
You: and facebook
Stranger: Did you graduate highschool?
You: yea
Stranger: Oh! I know a good way to make some money
You: prostitution?
You: momma wont like that
Stranger: Eh that would work. I was thinking dancing.
Stranger: Are you confident that you look good?
Stranger: I can check and see up here if any places have an opening.
You: ive been told im prety sexy at the club
Stranger: Can I see a picture? I'll let them know if you want.
Stranger: it pays better than taco bell
You: woah boy hold on their your gettin all kinds of creepy
Stranger: Alright alright. You can stay in atlanta at taco bell
Stranger: was just offering to help you find employment
Stranger: no harm meant.
You: ok
Stranger: Sorry.
You: hold up hold up
Stranger: Yeah?
Stranger: Holding up.
You: This was all a troll. :)
Stranger: Good
Stranger: :D
You: No one's life sucks that bad xD
Stranger: Yo boyfriend still a broke @$$ nigger though ._.
You: And yo still ratchet, gurl. ;)
Stranger: oh \"Shiznit\" wat
Stranger: My white english cannot read that.
You: Then get some education! >:D
Stranger: ha!
Stranger: I applaud you sir/ma'am
You: Thank you, thank you. -bow-
Stranger: wanna read some trolly \"Shiznit\"
You: Sure.
Stranger:
http://niggabetrippin.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/rectal-bleeding-and-you/Stranger: solution for butthurt people
You: That is disturbing.
You: But thanks.
Stranger: Thank you for switching back to proper English. I really do appreciate it.
Stranger: I was slowly being driven mad.
Stranger: Kill Melony though, okay?
You: I will.
You: And scatter her limbs.
Stranger: I was ready to go into great detail if you were intent
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