Sometimes when I feel dumb, this is what I do....

I look up "why twilight is better than harry potter" on Google. And this garbage comes up that doesn't even put up a valid argument:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/61244302.html

Her whole argument is that the guys are hotter. Sure, they are pretty cute, but there are some fine boys in HP, too. >w< RAZZLE FRAZZLE, NO LOVE IN HARRY POTTER?! Liiiiieeeessssssss....

Sorry, I just got bored and this is what I found. XD It sounds like the girl didn't even READ the Harry Potter books; she only took what she saw in the movie commercials.

Any one else noticed that the woman referenced from this site? cx

She didn't read the books... can I murder this girl? o3o;;

Oh sweet mother of Pearl, she did. That's Twisted's old topic from forever ago. XD

Kristen Stewart is an extremely talented and beautiful actress?



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Vampires aren't Satan's spawn?

Ahem...

"Vampires are mythological or folkloric beings who subsist by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures, regardless of whether they are undead or a living person. Although vampiric entities have been recorded in many cultures, and may go back to "prehistoric times", the term vampire was not popularized until the early 18th century, after an influx of vampire superstition into Western Europe from areas where vampire legends were frequent, such as the Balkans and Eastern Europe, although local variants were also known by different names, such as vrykolakas in Greece and strigoi in Romania. This increased level of vampire superstition in Europe led to mass hysteria and in some cases resulted in corpses actually being staked and people being accused of vampirism."

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Twilight has a bigger fanbase?

Which is why the most successful Twilight movie earned less money at the box office then the least successful Harry Potter movie.

Bella doesn't have a choice?

Well, ya know, love doesn't f*cking bind you to anything, b*tch. Cut the crap.

Twilight attracts more female fans?

That's probably because it has ROBERT PATTISON AND TAYLOR LAUTNER :wthplz:

HP was focused on children and doesn't have mature themes?



And while I'm too lazy to address more of these, this person is contradicting herself. She'll go from "Twilight is more mature while Harry Potter is for kids!" to "OMG HARRY POTTER HAS WAY TOO MANY DARK THEMES BLAH!"

And I'm glad I'm not the only one who purposefully looks up stupid stuff when I feel angry or dumb cx

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Kudos, Twisty... Kudos...

Alright, why can't these people use good grammar and spelling?

Hermione is not a weak character. Who was the one that followed Edward like a puppy then curled up in a ball for five months after he left? Bella, guys.

HP is more depressing than Twilight? Just because people died, doesn't mean that it's depressing. A lot of people died in Mockingjay, and New Moon was one of the most depressing, boring books I know.

Edward is better than Harry? I like Edward, and out of Team Edward or Team Jacob I'm Team Edward, but come on. Harry is way better. He's brave, funny, smart, while Edward is boring, pessimistic and confusing as hell.

I read the books, and HP is better in my opinion. I don't care if people think differently, but they better have good reasoning, not, "Edward is so hawt. Nd he SPARKLZ! 8D <3<3<3"

Why do people compare Twilight to Harry Potter? They're mostly incomparable. ><

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Agree.

They only things Twightlight has HP doesn't is Gayazzshet.

Harry Potter and Twilight were both big hits about magical/mythical things. Then somebody made some stupid accusation, and thus, Twihards and Potter fans eternally battle. It's like Star Trek and Star Wars, except you can see the similarity. XD

I like both, so :/ I think it's stupid that people keep arguing about which is better. JUST MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES, PEOPLE D:

I like both too, but whenever their arguments are all about how much hotter Jacob and Edward are, it kind of makes me mad. And personally, I just like HP better.

/rantover

I don't even LIKE HP that much D: But Twilight... Twilight is just horrible.

For Rain ( I found it on http://gocryemokid.memebase.com)

Spoiler:

I haven't even read the books (Harry Potter* or Twilight) and I haven't really seen the movies**.... but I think everybody in my family can agree to one thing. Harry Potter is better then Twilight.

*I've read the first book of Harry Potter
** I've seen the first two or three Harry Potter movies.