warriors would you rather

Me: Hi, and welcome to the first episode of Warriors Would you rather! Today we have a dare for Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: *stumbles on to stage* What? I was catching up on my beauty sleep. *frowns*
Me: Who cares?
Crowfeather: I do!
Me: *ignores him* Would you rather be tied to Purdy, the old loner, for a year, or throw Leafpool into a volcano?
Crowfeather: Anything but Purdy. The first one.
Me: Um... Purdy is the first one, but suit yourself. *ties Crowfeather to Purdy and throws them in hole*
Purdy: Now, young'n...
Crowfeather: HELP!!!
Me: *covers ears* See you next time on Warriors Would you Rather!

Me: Welcome to warriors would you rather! Today we have Jayfeather~
Jay: I was kiddnapped
Me: Would you rather murder your siblings or have your silings murder you?
Jay: Decide for me.
Me: ok, prepare to kill them!
Jay: *Faints*

that's funny you know that could be episode 10

ok here is episode 2

Me: Welcome to episode 2 of Warriors would You rather! Today we have a dare for Hollyleaf!
Jayfeather: *whimpers* What about me?!
Lionblaze: *puffs out chest* And me? *whispers:* You are such a whiney brother, Jayfeather!
Me: We are getting to you, just wait until I say the dare!
Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw: *together* What dare?
Me: This dar-
Squirrelflight: Brambleclaw, dear, I'm so sorry I lied about our sons and daughters. I feel this has all been a big misunderstanding. *kisses Brambleclaw*
Hollyleaf: Aww!
Me: Can we just get on with the dare?
Audience: YES!!!
Me: Hollyleaf, would you eat a mountain of kittypet food, or drown all your relatives?
Hollyleaf: The first one! I love you guys! *hugs a bunch of random kitties*
Me: OK! Eat up! *pours mountain of kittypet food on Hollyleaf*
Hollyleaf: *voice muffled* HELP! OK! I surrender! The second one! The second one!
Me: Hollyleaf, are you eating? Well that's it for epi-
Jayfeather: What about me? *sobs*
Lionblaze: *puffs out chest again* And me?
Me: Some cats never learn.
Firestar: *walks out on to stage* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY STAGE?!
Brambleclaw: RUN!
Me: Well that's it for episode 2 of Warriors Would You Rather- HELP!!!

my friend did this one not me
Me: Hello and welcome to Episode 3 of Warriors Would you Rather! Today our competitor is Firestar.
Firestar: mmmph!
Me: Guys! You forgot to take the ropes and duck tape off!
Firestar: What tha...? Where the heck am I!
Me: Your on a T.V. show, now would you rather have kit's with Sandstorm or Spottedleaf?
Sandstorm: *Glares at Spottedleaf* He'll choose me! I'm his mate!
Spottedleaf: *Glares at Sandstorm* No! He loved me first!
Firestar: Uhhhh...
Sand/Spotted: *Both glare at him*
Firestar: Well...me and Sandstorm already have had kits....so I have to say Spottedleaf.
Me: There you go! Well, go ahead:
Firestar: Wait! Here, now!?!?
Me: Uhhh, actually no, you'll have a room (With cameras)
*Security guys drag Spottedleaf and Firestar off.*
*Plays camera on huge camera.*
FADE IN
FADE OUT
Me: Uhnn, good thing I shut my eyes!
*They come back, Sandstorm growls.*
Sandstorm: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FIRESTAR! *CHASES*
Me: Well, that's all the time we have today, folks. See you next time!
*Firestar screams like a girl in the background*

Me: Hello and welcome to Episode 4 of Warriors Would You Rather!
Audience: *Cheers*
Me: Today our guest warrior is...*Waits for a second*... Jayfeather! *Looks at Jayfeather* Now be happy!
Jayfeather: Finally!
Me: Now, Jayfeather, would you rather go back in time so you can prevent Hollyleaf from telling the secret, or would you rather spend a moon cleaning the elders pelts and have your stick back!
Jayfeather: *Eyes widened* Clean the elders pelts!...Erm...
Lionblaze: What I mi- *Stops and glares at Jayfeather* - NO FAIR!! Why do you get a turn!!
Me: Just be patient.
Lionblaze: *Unsheathes claws* Make me!
Me: NO!! JAYFEATHER HURRY!
Jayfeather: Sorry Hollyleaf but option two. *Stick appears* STICKY!! *Slow music*
Purdy: Jayfeather! C'mon I need ya to get rid o' my ticks.
Jayfeather: Yes Purdy. *Walks off*
Me: *Runs away from Lionblaze* That's all, now HELP ME!!
Lionblaze: Come back hgere! *Chases after me*

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Me: Today we have a dare for Firestar!
Fire: *eye twitches*
Me: Okay, would you take drugs or be hypnotized?
Fire: 2.
Me: okay, *gets Firestarin trance* when you wake up, you will go on a murder spree. Awaken.
Fire: *in creepy voice* I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! *blood splatters everywhere* I killed you.

creepy ok episode 5

Me: Hello and welcome back to episode six of Warriors Would You Rather! Today were meeting up with Blossomfall, a brave warrior.
Blossomfall: Mmmph!
Me: Psst, guys! You forgot to take the ducktape and ropes off. Again! Take it off and your fired!
Blossomfall: What the...?
Me: Ok, Blossomfall, would you rather go back in time and get the use of your legs back and kill Jayfeather? Or would you rather have Jayfeather alive and your forbidden mate?
Blossomfall: The first one. No questions asked. I hate Jayfeather with his annoying nagging!
Me: *Gives blossomfall a teleportation device*
Blossomfall: *Poofs and comes back*
Me: There's Jayfeather! All tied up for you!
Jayfeather: MAHHHH!
Blossomfall: *Leaps on Jayfeather*

Me: Welcome back to Warriors Would You Rather! Stoneteller?
Stoneteller: *from backstage* I'm fixing the spotlights! *lights turn off*
Graypool: *shines flashlight*
Me: As you may know, Stoneteller is the head of the lighting commitee and Graypool is his helper. WILL YOU HURRY UP?!
Jayfeather: I want it to be my dare! My dare!
Me: Wasn't resurrecting you enough?!
Hollyleaf: Not for my little bro! *hugs Jayfeather*
Lionblaze: *comes out with pot* Anybody want gravy?
Hollyleaf and Jayfeather: *sings to the tune of Justin Bieber "Baby"* And I was like, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Graypool: Shut up! *Blinding light appeares*
Me: I think that is enough light to do the show...
Stoneteller: Duh! I'm so brilliant!
Graypool: *puffs out chest* And me!
Lionblaze: And me!
Hollyleaf: You didn't do anything!
Lionblaze: I brought the gravy!
Jayfeather: Grav-
Audience: GET ON WITH IT!
Me: Today we have a dare for Tigerstar!
Tigerstar: *struts on to stage*
Me: Tigerstar, would you rather say you hate Sasha, or say you hate both Firestar and your clan?
Tigerstar: First one. Easy pick.
Sasha: *cowers*
Tigerstar: Sasha, I've always hated you. Actually, I've always hated the clan too. But, I LOVE YOU FIRESTAR! *kisses Firestar*
Firestar: He kissed me! He kissed me! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Tigerstar: Let's mate!
*box falls over Firestar and Tigerstar and Firestar keeps screaming*
Me: *covers ears* Well, that's all for Episode 7 of Warriors would you rather! *lights turn off* STONETELLER!
my friend made this episode

That Briarlight.

Me: today we have Ivypool!
Ivy: Blood blood everywhere...
Me: Say blood is you would kill Dovewing And go away if you would murder Dovewing!
Ivy: *walks away*
Me: Okay, just slice here *exposes Dovewing's neck*
Ivy: *slices* Blood, blood everywhere...*explodes*
Me: And that's it for today's show

Me: Hello, and welcome to this edition of Warriors, Would you Rather! This is your host, Snow, with our contestant today, Spottedclaw!
Spottedclaw: Um, can I go now?
Me: -grins- Hm, no. So Spottedclaw, would you rather eat crowfood or jump off a cliff.
Spottedclaw: Eat crowfood.
Me: Bon appotite -pushes crowfood over to Spottedclaw-
Spottedclaw: -Eats-
Me: That's it for today! Tune back in to see another episode of Warriors, Would you Rather!

Me: Today we have Ashfur. Ashfur would you-
Ash: *kisses me on the mouth* I've always loved you. *unfurls wings* But we can never e together. *flys away*
Me: NO! TAKE ME WITH YOU! *unfurls wings* *kisses back hard*

Can I do one?

Me: Hello, and welcome to this edition of "Warriors: Would you Rather!" This is yer ..backup host, May, with our contestant today... *curtains raise* Feathertail!
Feathertail: What is this?! I'm dead!
Me: Of course you are! Now.. would you rather kill Crowfeather or steal Jayfeather's stick?
Feathertail: ...Kill Crowfeather.
Me: Here's Crowfeather! *brings up Crowfeather with duct tape over his eyes and mouth*
Crowfeather: HMHMHMHMMMMMMMMHMM
Feathertail: *slashes Crowfeather's throat, and his spirit stands beside her in an instant*
Crowfeather: What the *bleep*?!
Feathertail: It was a 'would you rather' situation. If I stole Jayfeather's stick, we'd both be dead.
Crowfeather: But you already are dead.
Feathertail: Oh well.
Me: That's it for today! Tune back in to see another episode.. with some random schtuff ;3

lol but make it a bit longer.


would you like to make episodes with me on here?

yes you can May

No double posting. Just edit your first.

Me: Today, we have Lionblaze!
Lion:Help me.
Me: Now, would you rather rape Firestar in the gatherring or rape Blackstar in the gathering.
Lion: Both.
Me: okay *curtain drops to reaval gathering* go ahead!
Lion: *rapes Firestar* I've never loved you! *rapes Blackstar and kisses hard on mouth* I'm pregnant with your baby!
Me: Thanks for watching!