Naming a Guinea Pig

Im getting a guinea pig for christmas and i dont know what to name it, please help me and try like regular names like Harold or Megan. Say a boy one and a Girl one

PUDGEY

MUFFIN

SQUEEBLES

CHIMCHEE

Um lol, maybe. I might get two, either two boys or two girls, no babys

Oh oops:

Girls- ChimChee, Muffin, Lumpy Space Princess(LSP), Floofi
Boys- Pudgy, Squeebles, Herman, Finn, Zim, Gir

Boy: Considerations, Gir, Herman
Girl: Considerations, floofi

Not muffin cause my friends Guinea Pig is named Apple and the other one is muffin.

LSP, no "Adventure Time" stuff

Aw >_>; But then no INvader Zim stuff either. So no Gir. And no Moonsage stuff. So Floofi (mah bunny) and Herman (Mah squeerel) are off limits -_- ((RP, not RL but still. My creations -_-))

I want real names anyway, like Henri or Megan.

Henri is a french name pronouced Onry

Girl: Natasha or Amanda

Boy: Cheese or Stephen

Stephen is a awesome name and thats my Uncles name. The other names though are not gonna be chosen

How about 'Guinea Pig'? :'D No point naming it if it wont come when you call >w<

NoOO it needs a name, It most likely will be a boy though, I heard male Guinea Pigs are calmer. Stephen is a great name though, someone help me think of another name.

Girlzez: Sasha, Poe

Guyzez: Sasha (tis a guys' name too) Twitch

No sasha, THATS MY SISTERS NAME AND ITS A RUSSIAN NAME.

Male guinea pigs aren't calmer. They're very aggressive towards other males, and females that aren't ready to mate. And females are only aggressive when they are pregnant or have little guinea babies.

I dont know, but I most likely will get one male, and the male I saw was very cuddley and sweet.