Totally Accurate WCC Quotes

Take one (or more) of your characters and write up a 'Quote' they would most likely say, but never actually have.

Maplepaw: "Bold of you to assume I have any skills at all."
"Trouble is my middle name!"
"I see no way this could possibly go wrong."

Cloudkit/paw/fall: "Life is a game. The only winners are Starclan."
"This brings me an emotion that resembles joy."
"There is a soul deep inside us all. This one ravages for blood, only to find none. This is a battle none of us can ever win, no matter how many wars a Clan wins. It all doesn't matter until the bloodthirsty monsters inside us are quenched or destroyed. For one, you go to starclan. For the other, the Dark Forest. But for now, we are all just trying to ignore the souls until we reach the next day." What? "I'm hungry."

Specklefang: What do you mean I can't suplex this child?

Goldeneye: On a scale of one to ten how likely do you think it is that I can meddle in affairs and get away with it?

Littlesun: I JUST WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE WITHOUT TRAUMA INDUCING EVENTS FOR ONE YEAR. PLEASE. IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?

Ferret: "do you think trees have a consciousness? what if we were climbing one and it just yelled at us for sticking our claws in their backs — WAIT PRICKLEBUSH COME BACK I'M REALLY ONTO SOMETHING THIS TIME"

Aspen: ("i'll make you regret ever being born!") "for your information, i already regretted ever being born"

Sand: "we're skyclan. kick names. take hinds."