I HAVE MORE
[15:39:36 20/07/2018] * Lulu sets bait for Bun
[15:39:43 20/07/2018] Lulu : ALL MIGHTY SAVIOR
[15:39:46 20/07/2018] Lulu : COME TO US
[15:40:04 20/07/2018] Jade : a l l h a i l l u l u
[15:40:26 20/07/2018] Lulu : wanna know what lulu needs
[15:40:28 20/07/2018] Lulu : sacrifices
[15:40:30 20/07/2018] Lulu : fresh blood
[15:40:38 20/07/2018] Jade : sacrifices self
[15:40:38 20/07/2018] Lulu : jade
[15:40:41 20/07/2018] Lulu : ii
[15:40:44 20/07/2018] Lulu : jade no
[15:40:48 20/07/2018] Lulu : /fresh blood/
[15:40:50 20/07/2018] Jade : my lord i devote myself
[15:40:58 20/07/2018] Lulu : no jade
[15:41:01 20/07/2018] Lulu : access denied
[15:41:05 20/07/2018] Lulu : i want
[15:41:07 20/07/2018] Lulu : fresh meat
[15:41:08 20/07/2018] Jade : SACRIFICIAL
[15:41:17 20/07/2018] Jade : am i fresh
[15:41:22 20/07/2018] Lulu : not fresh enough
[15:41:25 20/07/2018] Lulu : i want someone
[15:41:30 20/07/2018] Lulu : completely oblivious
[15:41:38 20/07/2018] Lulu : to the cult's existence
[15:41:41 20/07/2018] Jade : am i rotten then
[15:41:46 20/07/2018] Lulu : ii
[15:41:46 20/07/2018] Lulu : no
[15:41:49 20/07/2018] Jade : am i secretly a zombie
[15:41:54 20/07/2018] Lulu : jade please
[15:42:06 20/07/2018] Jade : AM I NOT FRESH ENOUGH FOR YOU MY LORD
[15:42:14 20/07/2018] Lulu : YOU ARE JADE
[15:42:23 20/07/2018] Jade : I SHALL FRESHEN THE FATTEST CALF
[15:42:31 20/07/2018] Lulu : OK
[15:42:46 20/07/2018] Jade : Oh nvm i ate it for lunch
[15:43:19 20/07/2018] F R E S H Jade : I AM FRESH NOW, MY LORD
[15:43:40 20/07/2018] Lulu : ii
[15:43:52 20/07/2018] Lulu : ok
[15:44:01 20/07/2018] * Lulu swallows Jade whole
[15:44:07 20/07/2018] Lulu : are you happy
[15:44:11 20/07/2018] F R E S H Jade : oh ok
[15:44:25 20/07/2018] F R E S H Jade : So could you like
[15:44:33 20/07/2018] F R E S H Jade : Swallow some cards
[15:45:09 20/07/2018] F R E S H Jade : (I might disconnect in dead spots)
[15:46:10 20/07/2018] Lulu : ok
[15:46:34 20/07/2018] * Lulu aggressively swallows cards
[15:47:22 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : did you know that sandwiches are good at Go Fish
[15:48:01 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Especially pastrami
[15:48:09 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : I have yet to beat a pastrami
[15:48:46 20/07/2018] Lulu : i dont play
[15:48:48 20/07/2018] Lulu : go fish
[15:49:08 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Turkey and chicken sandwiches are terrible tho
[15:49:32 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Roast Beef is just really fun to chill with
[15:50:53 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : ...i wonder if you are fat now
[15:51:14 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : woah what did i come back to
[15:51:23 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Its dark in here but my pen is also a flashlight so ha
[15:51:25 20/07/2018] * Lulu eats rusk too
[15:51:36 20/07/2018] Lulu : there jade
[15:51:36 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Welcome to the party
[15:51:44 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i was watching a video and i switched back to this tab and i'm very concerned
[15:51:45 20/07/2018] Lulu : now you have a friend
[15:51:52 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : help
[15:51:55 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i was eaten
[15:52:02 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : We are sacrificing to summon Bun
[15:52:08 20/07/2018] Lulu : yes
[15:52:24 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : you know it's like, 1 am for her
[15:52:31 20/07/2018] Lulu : yes
[15:52:40 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : i became fresh for my lord lulu because all hail lulu
[15:52:50 20/07/2018] Lulu : yes
[15:52:51 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : ALL HAIL
[15:52:56 20/07/2018] Lulu : hail me russk
[15:53:09 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : no
[15:53:15 20/07/2018] Lulu : :(
[15:53:19 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i am the goddess of the wild post-apocalyptic deer herds
[15:53:36 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Good that you have accepted it my lord, you will lead well
[15:53:37 20/07/2018] Lulu : well
[15:53:48 20/07/2018] Lulu : jade
[15:53:56 20/07/2018] Lulu : make rusk hail me
[15:53:56 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Do not worry my lord, she will convert one day
[15:54:32 20/07/2018] Lulu : one day..
[15:55:53 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Do you want me to use the Holy Handgun, my lord
[15:56:10 20/07/2018] Lulu : yes >:)
[15:56:44 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Your wish is my command, my lord
[15:57:11 20/07/2018] * freshJade was eaten by lu cocks the Holy Handgun and holds it to rusk
[15:57:17 20/07/2018] freshJade was eaten by lu : Convert, mortal
[15:59:30 20/07/2018] freshJade : become one of the Lulu Cultists
[16:00:02 20/07/2018] freshJade : one of us
[16:00:27 20/07/2018] Lulu : she died
[16:00:31 20/07/2018] Lulu : smh
[16:00:34 20/07/2018] Lulu : BUN IS OFFLINE
[16:01:14 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : rusk will triumph and bring peace to the wild post-apocalyptic deer herds
[16:01:23 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i told u it's 1 am for her xD
[16:01:33 20/07/2018] Lulu : SHUSH
[16:01:35 20/07/2018] Lulu : JADE
[16:01:37 20/07/2018] Lulu : SHOOT HER
[16:01:48 20/07/2018] Lulu : SO SHE WONT DISRESPECT ME
[16:03:04 20/07/2018] * freshJade looks in Rusk's eyes as Jade pulls the trigger
[16:03:05 20/07/2018] * freshJade shoots rusk
[16:03:27 20/07/2018] freshJade : I warned you, mortal
[16:03:34 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : ahem
[16:03:37 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i am a goddess
[16:03:40 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i am immortal
[16:04:26 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i worship only box cereal and american candy
[16:04:27 20/07/2018] Lulu : dangit
[16:04:39 20/07/2018] Lulu : bow down to me or
[16:04:53 20/07/2018] Lulu : i'll wipe out all the deer herds
[16:06:09 20/07/2018] * freshJade then uses the Darkest Spell then
[16:06:22 20/07/2018] freshJade : Like in canon of the show it kills an immortal
[16:06:25 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : they survived the apocalypse because of me
[16:06:41 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : im pretty sure they can survive lu with my help
[16:07:21 20/07/2018] freshJade : I call the darkness unto me from deepest depths of Earth and sea. From ancient evils unawoken, break the one that can't be broken. To blackest night, I pledge my soul and crush my heart to burning coal. To summon forth a deathly power, to see my hated foe devoured.
[16:07:36 20/07/2018] freshJade : ^is the spell)
[16:08:16 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : alohomora
[16:08:21 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : that's the only spell i know
[16:08:23 20/07/2018] freshJade : ...
[16:08:32 20/07/2018] freshJade : That one unlocks doors
[16:08:39 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : oh, whoops
[16:09:02 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : uh
[16:09:06 20/07/2018] freshJade : Silly
[16:09:06 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : wingardium leviosa
[16:09:15 20/07/2018] freshJade : I already killed you with the spell tho
[16:09:28 20/07/2018] freshJade : But that one is a levitation spell
[16:09:41 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : but i am clearly still alive
[16:09:54 20/07/2018] freshJade : U gon levitate me in lulu's stomach
[16:10:05 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : h;lk'j
[16:10:08 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : who needs spells
[16:10:10 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : i have dark magic
[16:10:23 20/07/2018] freshJade : what do you think i just used
[16:10:23 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4[16:10:32 20/07/2018] Lulu : i leave
[16:10:42 20/07/2018] Lulu : and when i return
[16:10:45 20/07/2018] Lulu : it's war
[16:10:57 20/07/2018] * Lulu eats the wild deer herds' souls
[16:11:02 20/07/2018] freshJade : Yes, my lord
[16:11:09 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : NO
[16:11:27 20/07/2018] Lulu : YES
[16:11:31 20/07/2018] freshJade : If i leave, i will return asap to fight for my lord
[16:11:32 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : NEVER
[16:11:40 20/07/2018] freshJade : ALWAYS
[16:11:48 20/07/2018] Ruskavelle : if i leave, i am probably asleep
[16:12:04 20/07/2018] freshJade : we shall slit your throat in your sleep
[16:12:41 20/07/2018] freshJade : AVADA KEDAVERA!!!
[16:12:46 20/07/2018] freshJade : Is the killing spell
[16:13:30 20/07/2018] Lulu : if i leave
[16:13:34 20/07/2018] Lulu : i lowkey got bored
[16:13:57 20/07/2018] freshJade : But
[16:14:00 20/07/2018] freshJade : My lord
[16:14:14 20/07/2018] freshJade : Are we not entertaining enough for you
[16:14:21 20/07/2018] freshJade : The voices from your stomach
[16:14:45 20/07/2018] Lulu : you are entertaining
[16:14:50 20/07/2018] Lulu : which is why i havent left
[16:14:57 20/07/2018] Lulu : btw can you guys keep it a bit quieter
[16:15:07 20/07/2018] Lulu : i am trying to enjoy the last of the deer souls :)
[16:15:07 20/07/2018] freshJade : why
[16:15:54 20/07/2018] freshJade : Deer souls are so skittish and light
[16:16:10 20/07/2018] Lulu : they're super sweet though
[16:16:23 20/07/2018] Lulu : which makes them worth it
[16:16:34 20/07/2018] freshJade : Noted
[16:16:47 20/07/2018] freshJade : Make sure to save some for later though
[16:16:58 20/07/2018] freshJade : I'd like to make a treat with them
[16:17:12 20/07/2018] freshJade : Maybe cake or Ice cream