HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE

Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.
First he screwed your clanmates. Now he's screwing every Clan at once.



Sup furry scum.

To cut a long story short, Sleet's dying. He had a good run, but it's his time now. If you were waiting on me for something, which is commendable since I haven't posted anywhere in like two weeks, sorry, but he's a goner.

As far as WCC characters go I think he was pretty alright. I really enjoyed him as a kit and an apprentice; then hubris struck. A more dedicated roleplayer could've handled it, but my speedposting days are behind me. It got to the point—very quickly—where I couldn't join any topics except one night stands. Quite frankly, he drowned in pussy. That's not a swear because you can't prove I didn't mean "cat." We're going with that.

Sleet was born a meme. He will die a meme. In a glorious, explosive, highly destructive blaze of glory, the way he lived. This is my swan song. Head-pounding viking metal. What does this all mean for everyone skimming this?

Sleet is going to die killing and maiming as many cats as humanly (felinely?) possible. Think of it as a Challenge 2: Electric Boogaloo [Murder Edition]. Basically, I'm going to drop him in an enemy territory like an atom bomb. He will mow down as many cats as possible in a berserk blood-frenzy, die himself, sail off to Valhalla, and leave everyone else with the consequences. My personal creed with Sleet was that every topic he was in was supposed to turn tits-up-balls-out crazy and it's only just that he goes out with the mother of all kill streaks.

Here's how it'll go down.

1. Some patrols run into each other. Either Fourtrees or on some accessible border. Honestly, it doesn't matter. We'll figure that out when we get to it.
2. Sleetfang, the lone RiverClan cat, comes in all swagger and ~~smug~~ as-per-usual.
3. Someone provokes him. Hard. Which shouldn't be difficult since cats have provoked Sleetfang into explosive violence by looking at him wrong.
4. Someone dies. Chain reaction of a lot of people going "wtf" and attacking him.
5. There's a mass slaughter that would make Samson blush.
6. ???
7. Everyone dies.

Simple enough. I want this shet to look like the end of Hamlet.

Some ground rules:
1. No battle system, because Sleet would get roflstomped if we used it.
2. I'll cripple, maim, or otherwise seriously injure your cat if you don't want to die, because Sleet's accommodating like that.
3. Somewhat unrelated, but ladies, this is your last chance to get Sleetfang kits. ;D Say there was an off-screen affair beforehand. Consider it.
4. I won't kill any RiverClan cats because I'm a patriot.

Anybody interested?

Code:

[b]Name:[/b]
[b]Rank:[/b]
[b]Clan:[/b]
[b]Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?:[/b]
[b]Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?:[/b]

Name: Maplecloud
Rank: Warrior
Clan: Thunderclan, yo.
Killed, crippled, disfigured or injured?: Injured
Do you want to be the one to kill sleetfang?: Yeah

Name: Magpieclaw
Rank: NAW (should really be YW by now, oh well)
Clan: SkyClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured. More scars the mass murder has, the better.
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: hell yeah. make me feel like she wasn't a complete waste by taking down Sleetfang in a fit of blazing glory

aw crap, Maple just edged in there before me.

Name: Pinewhisker
Rank: EW tommorow so yeh
Clan: ThunderClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: nah, i'll let his former apprentice do it ^^

Name: Adderpaw/ Addergaze (middle of ceremony)
Rank: Apprentice/New Warrior
Clan: Skyclan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured? I don't know, put angry teenager in her place
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: eh

if Skyclan is allowed to get involved but idk since Maple posted first

Name: Breezewhisker
Rank: Warrior
Clan: SkyClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Let's go with injured, shall we? I won't kill him till he's older.
EDIT: Breeze is going missing soon so I've decided not to use him :')

Name: Quailfeather
Rank: Newly Appointed Warrior
Clan: WindClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured, she's so YOUNG

Name: Swiftheart
Rank: Warrior
Clan: WindClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Killed
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: Nah

Name: Fawnsplash
Rank: Warrior
Clan: SkyClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: Nah

Name: Lionspark
Rank: Young Warrior
Clan: ThunderClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Injured, I have plans for this baby but this sounds like crazy fun.
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: Nope.

Name: Blacktwig
Rank: Senior Warrior yo, you know what ur about to deal with
Clan: ThunderClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: vERY SERIOUSLY INJURED YEE (but make sure he sees his dad die first ;3)
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: noh

I MUST MAKE SQUIRRELPAW'S LIFE AS PAINFUL AS POSSIBLE

Name: Squirrelpaw
Rank: A very old apprentice
Clan: Windclan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: One of her eyes must go I figured that would be a little too creepy, she already has horrid scars. So just cut off one of her ears You made me look up "Disfigured Cat"
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: No

MOAR DEATH PLS.

All this crippling and injuring is welcome, but I'd also like to at least kill 2-3 total before I get this murder-ball rolling.

okay you know what

Name: Cloudrunner
Rank: NAW
Clan: Windclan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Killed
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: nah desu he's a goner

sleepy senpai you get the honor of orchestrating my first character death

Name: Venompaw
Rank: Apprentice
Clan: Shadowclan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Disfigured, cut off like... the end of her tail? Idk, but nothing preventing her warrior-hood, just enough to make her bitter as all hell (Maybe killed, depends when it is but it's unlikely)
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: Nope


Huff, I'd offer Markedpaw to die, but her plots not done yet, I'd also offer Venompaw but she's got other arrangements as well. Depending on when this happens I'll let you know if she can die. I felt like I needed to throw some Shadowclan in here since every other clan seems to be present

Edit: NOPE CHANGE OF PLAN, MARKEDPAW IS GONNA DIE

Name: Markedpaw
Rank: Apprentice
Clan: Thunderclan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Murdered brutally by her own father if you don't mind
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: Nope

Name: Magpieclaw
Rank: NAW
Clan: SkyClan
Killed, crippled, disfigured, or injured?: Killed
Do you want to be the one to kill Sleetfang?: hell yes. They can simeltaneously kill each other!