Wishes Crushed (GAME!)

They don't, but your parents are emo.

I wish I didn't have a certain plush that I loved when I was a kid. I wouldn't be so torn up when it broke, then.

You don't, but you get a creepy jack-in-the-box instead that pops up randomly at night at wakes you up and makes creepy moaning noises.

I wish that there was going to be no Shrek 5. Because there seriously is and I'm tired of Shrek tbh

There isn't, but they make a sequel to your least favorite movie.

I wish my cousin wasn't a horrible person.

He isn't, but your mother favours him over you.

I wish I didn't have swimming.

You don't, but you have no clue how to swim and drown.

I wish I could sing like Meghan Trainor.

You can, but everyone just says "No."

I wish I could be happy.

You can, but you don't know when to be serious or when times or sad, so everyone hates you.

I wish I could go back in time to my high school Lockout last Friday/Saturday.

(Dang the lockout was fun)

You do, but you travel back to the time where you were forced to play that horror game at Andretti's.

I wish I could change my username.

You do, but no one likes it.

I wish I went to Hogwarts.

You do, but someone uses 'Avada Kadavra' on you.

I still wish I could spam Hamilton songs on WCC.

You do, but only Ash appreciates it.
(It must be nice, it must be nice.... To have Washington on your side :P )

I wish I could get enough sleep.

You end up falling asleep but wake up at 3:00 PM

I wish I could Find a lover

(Every action has it's equal, opposite reactions. Thanks to Hamilton, our cabnet's fractured into factions x3)

You do, but he's rude to you and treats you like garbage.

I wish I was good at baseball.

You are, but you're on a team with really horrible people and lose all the time.

I wish I was double-jointed.

You are, but everyone calls you a freak.
I wish I never met my friend, so I couldn't be disappointed when she made fun of me.