How Dumb Are You? (Darkie's Short Quiz)

j.b sucks and my friend voted for this (in bold) i chose the one in Italics:

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Wow. XD That's all I can say.

TOTALLY Run him over. :lol!:

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried.

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.

Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat. (or 1)
Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

*Yawns* Am too lazy to finish it. . . . .I was bored when I made it anyways. . . . well, you better add up now. . .!

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried.

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.

Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried.

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.

Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried. (Oh I bet I could XD)

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.

Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

*Yawns* Am too lazy to finish it. . . . .I was bored when I made it anyways. . . . well, you better add up now. . .!



50-60

Genius.
You know everything
that life has to offer,
and you are a big hater of J.B.

45-50
Surprisingly Smart.
You know a lot about
the world, and don't
really have anything
else to learn.

40-50
Smart.
You are an average
Smartie Pants who knows
Most things in life, but still
has a bit further to go.

35-40.
Neutural.
You are a nice balance
of dumb and smart,
but tend to grieve more
information about the universe.

30-40
Dumb.
You are constantly
messing around and
usually don't know what
is going on.

25- 30.
Retard.
You have no
clue about pretty
much anything,
and love Justin Beiber.

20- 30
Lowest-Of-The-Low.

You are ten yet
you never finished third grade,
due to your mental issues.
No one should be getting this low,
anyways. :/

10-20
Lower-then-the-lowest.
You don't even know how to move.

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried.

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.

Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

HUR HUR HUR HURG. Most of you got the answers right! ^^ I will make another randome one soon, if you guys liked this weird one! o_O

Yes, you do that! :D

Question #1;

If you were to walk up to G. Bush, what would you do?

(1) #1. Wipe your nose with your bare hands, then shake with him.

(2) #2. Shake his hand, and just happen to mention that you use your palm when using the restroom. ._.

(3) #3. Stand in spot, staring into space of confusion.

(4) #4. Bow down to him.

(5) #5. When the heck would I meet G. Bush!?

Question #2

If you came across Chuck Norris, beating up someone, what would you do?

(1) #1. Stand a distance and cheer for the winner.

(2) #2. Butt in and beat Chuck Norris 'till he cried.

(3) #3. Walk away, pretending that you never saw anything.
Question #3

If you saw Justin Beiber, standing in the middle of the road, what would you do?

(1) #1. Run over him with a speeding car.

(2) #2. Squeal in excitement and run over to get his autograph.

(3) #3. Walk away and stare at a goat.

Question #4

If you could own Bunchie the green Llama, what would you do?

(1) #1. Bow down to his awesomeness.

(2) #2. Paint him Rainbow.

(3) #3. Ride on him, wearing a sailor suit.

(4) #4. Rub Cheescake in his face.

Question #5

If you were a Quarter, what would you do?

(1) #1. When inserted into the chocolate bar machine, get jammed in the slot, just for the pleasurable fun of laughing at the owner.

(2) #2. Roll out of one's hands, and slide underneath the fridge.

(3) #3. Slip into the computer system and steal the recipe for a poisonous antidote, made specially for Justin Beiber.

Only Sleepy read this please

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