last night I had a sleepover with some friends and along with some other things we did some madlibs. Incase you don't know what a madlib is, a madlib is a funny story where one person calls out a part of speech then the other people call out a random word for the blank. Here are a few mad libs me and my friends didd:
Let's Dance
At my
shiny sleepover party, my best
bathrobes and I decided to have a dance-off. We made my
1 trillion year-old little sister to be the judge. We broke into two teams,"The
kittens" and "The
Fluffy Dancers." My team danced
creepily, but the other team's
scary moves were out of this
tinfoil! They totally out-
jumped us. So when no one was looking, I grabbed my sister by the
eyebrow and pulled her aside. "
Copper," I whispered, "I promise to do all of your
mischievous chores for
27 months if you say that my team won." My sister shook her
armpit. "No way!" she said
stupidly. "Your team danced worse than a bunch of
filthy iPhones!" "Fine," I said. "Then I'll just have to tell all of my friends that you're
bravely afraid of
cakes." That helped to change her
chapstick. We won that contest,
feet down!
Truth or Dare (part 1)
Let's play truth or dare! First, some truths:
Q: What is the name of the
cat you like?
A:
Copper.
Q: What is one
hairdryer no one knows about you?
A: When I was
50,000 years old, I
swam like a
pizza in front of
-40 people.
Q: If you were stranded on an
ugly island, what three things would you bring with you?
A: I couldn't
smash without my precious
skateboard, my
dark guitar, and a
polka-dotted bottle of
pee.Q: What is the strangest
pickle you have ever eaten?
A:
Fingernails dipped in
sundrop.
Truth or Dare (part 2)
And now for the dares!
DARE: Pretend you are a
crazy puppy.
Sniff loudly and wag your
toilet.
DARE: Put on some
moldy music and dance like a
cold ice for one minute.
DARE: Hop on one
ceiling fan while you
laugh and say the alphabet backward.
DARE: Take off your socks and
fire extinguishers and step into the shower. Then turn on the
trash bag water and yodel at the top of your
eyeballs for
800 million seconds.
Makeover Madness
A
flaming scene to be played by
Jessie and
Annabelle.
Girl 1: I'm going to give you a
bright makeover.
Girl 2: Yay! Will I look like a new
tornado?
Girl 1: Yes, from head to
arm. First, we'll brush you legs to make it
sleek and
spicy.
Girl 2: What about my
scissors? My friends say my eyes are my best
knife.
Girl 1: They are. Applying
red eye
lasers will definitely bring out the color of your
computers. And changing your
sharp clothes will also help.
Girl 2: You don't like the way I
slither?
Girl 1: You should try and dress more
crazily. Those
iPods you've been wearing are so last year. Trust me, when we're finished, you'll be the talk of the
mustard.
Girl 2: I've got my
ears crossed!