Censored Names

Meet your fellow members. The admin panel reads into their souls and voices their innermost thoughts, and then re-labels their names. Here they are, in descending order.

I cannot function without Sleepy in my life (E B O N Y)
I want Sleepy to take off my clothes (F I R E)
I secretly wish I was the opposite sex (G R E Y)
I would do so many dirty things to Sleepy (I C E Y)
I desperately need the affection of Mount (J A Y)
I make out with dogs (L I T T L E)
I prefer boobies (M A Y)
50,000 Black Men (M O O N)
have your way with me (M O S S Y)
Person Not Dating Snow (N O V A)
I want Sleepy in my bed right now (R O S E)
I want 50,000 Black Men to kiss me in the silver moonlight (S L E E P S)
my sexual experiment with this skateboard has gone awfully wrong (S P L O T C H)
I want Sleepy to have my babies (S H A D O W)
50,000 White Women (S U N)

This was the best chat in the history of WCC xD
I want 50,000 Black Men to kiss me in the silver moonlight forgot to mention that my first censor was 'I sexually experimented with a lamppost

I make out with dogs wrote:

I want 50,000 Black Men to kiss me in the silver moonlight forgot to mention that my first censor was 'I sexually experimented with a lamppost

Who could forget?

Was there a dog tied to the lamp post, by chance?

You also forgot the . . . I want 50,000 Black Men to kiss me in the silver moonlight xD
I am a registered sex offender