"Let me guess.. Somebody stole your sweet roll."I BET I KNOW WHO IT WAS. I BET IT WAS YOU. OH, YES. IT WAS. NOW COME HERE, AND LET ME FUS ROH DAH YOUR FACE, MO-SUCKRA. I.. Don't know why this phrase annoys me, but it does. It may just be the thought of someone stealing my sweet rolls.. DDD:
"I used to be an adventurer like you.. Then I took an arrow in the knee."You have got to be kidding me. Honestly, Bethesda must have only added this to irritate everyone's poor characters, because, well, I don't know, maybe they TOOK SIX ARROWS TO THE FACE AND CHEST, AND ARE STILL WALKING AROUND?! D:< Yes, I know that this is an insanely overused bunch of words, but it will never cease to annoy me.
..I used to make arrow to the knee jokes.. But then I took an arrow to the meme-obsession.LydiaTo be perfectly honest, I love Lydia for so many reasons. For one, she is "sworn to carry your burdens". Who doesn't love their own personal pack-mule when in the midst of stealing everything shiny that you see? Lydia serves as your
b*tch "housecarl", and therefore, helps you fight, which is handy when in a tight situation. She is also somewhat of a comic-relief character, (though unintentionally) because of how she will walk into almost every trap that you pass. I understand that she is to protect your character, but honestly..? I love her nonetheless. :D
StealingI have but one thing to add for this..
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