Insult the Above Person's Clan

Riverclan; Over-weight cats who think they are best because they can swim. They are mouse-brained for thinking their fur is hawt, when it looks like their mommas put in too much grease.



..did i just insult my own clan?

Many cats actually like water in reality...

Don't take this personally; I just wanted to point something out, but as well that means if I'm going to post I need to participate x)

Riverclan is a weird clan full of slippery cats who eat fish all the time and are too stingy to eat anything else without complaint. Even in leaf-bare when ice occasionally covers the water(or most of it), they complain about eating birds...If they can find any. Even if they do they are too interested in flopping around like retards when something in the bushes shake, due to the fact they live like hobos on an island all by themselves, keeping away from others. These cowards use the water surrounding their home to their advantage, so if they weren't so worried about getting leaves from those things they think are called "bushes" across the river that protects them, they could easily attack and then run back home to their little island where no one can get them.