Forum Game: Wish Corruption

Ex:

First Poster: "I wish I had a bunny"
Second: "Granted, but it is out to kill you.
I wish I was the best video game player ever."
THird: "Granted, but you're so good, no one wants to play you anymore.
I wish..."
Etc.

Just corrupt the poster above you's wish.

I'll start:

I wish I knew everything.

Wish granted but then your head explodes.

Granted. They thought you were a geek. I wish I had a D.S.

You gotta say a wish. >.< Death

Echo:

The DS is disfunctional.

I wish I had another cat.

Granted. The cat had rabbies. I wish I was a popular singer.

Granted, but you're not very good.

I wish I was famous.

Granted. The reason you're famous is because you killed the most famous person on earth. I wish you would really tell the truth about mah singing.

Um...? Explain please..?

Sorry.

Granted. You are famous for killing the most famous person on Earth.

I wish I had all the strawberry Sobe I could drink.

Granted, it was poisoned and you died.

I wish I had brownies.

Granted. They were badly cooked and you got horribly sick.

I wish I was a famous singer with a great voice. {I have a pretty good voice true! Try to corrupt that!!}

Granted, but you turned hideously ugly after your first concert.

I wish I was rich(er).

Granted. The money turned out fake.

I wish I had lots of real money.

Granted. It turned out, it was perviously stolen and you have to spend a life time in jail.

I wish I ruled the world. :twisted:

Granted. But you got assasintaed by you'r best friend who took over after you.

I wish I was very popular for many good reasons.