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| Bringing it back because I wanna. | |
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Hope
Number of posts : 1053
| Subject: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 19:05 | |
| Post your Cleverbot conversations :D ( www.cleverbot.com ) --- User: Do a deer- a female deer. Cleverbot: Ray a spot of golden sun. User: Me a name I call myself. Cleverbot: Fa a long long way to run. User: So a needle holding thread. Cleverbot: La a note to follow so. User: Ti a drink with jam and bread. Cleverbot: That will bring us back to Do! Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do! So Do! --- User: Collecting your jar of hearts... Cleverbot: And tearing love apart. User: You're gonna catch a cold... Cleverbot: From the ice inside your soul. User: So don't come back for me... Cleverbot: I think I'm gonna destroy you and conquer the universe. ______________________________________ RIP Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence We will never forget you <3
Last edited by Hope! on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 19:16; edited 1 time in total |
| | | meme police
Characters : Antkit, Dipperkit Clan/Rank : ThunderClan/kit, ShadowClan/kit Number of posts : 1976 Age : 22
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 19:12 | |
| What? ______________________________________ Art credit to Grey. |
| | | Hope
Number of posts : 1053
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 19:15 | |
| Oh sorry XD forgot to explain. You go to www.cleverbot.com and post funny conversations you had with Cleverbot. ______________________________________ RIP Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence We will never forget you <3 |
| | | Rainy
Characters : Heatherpaw Number of posts : 5137 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 19:16 | |
| CLEVERBOT :yuno: Y U RUIN PERFECTLY GOOD SONGS?! |
| | | May
Characters : Maypaw & Silvershade most notably Clan/Rank : RiverClan vet Number of posts : 2194 Age : 23
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 22:13 | |
| User: Are you a fpddh?
Cleverbot: Nope. Are you?
User: Yes. Can you hear my cat meowing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Could you make her shut up and sit in my lap?
Cleverbot: *Puts my left foot in your lap*.
User: I said my cat.
Cleverbot: I said whats up in spanish.
User: No, you didn't./.
Cleverbot: I did. You are lying.
User: No, I'm not. Your cranial compacity is the size of a grain of sand.
Cleverbot: Who is the creator?
User: Metamorphasis.
Cleverbot: Please don't say random comments.
User: I was answering your question.
Cleverbot: I didn't even ask you a question.
User: You said 'Who is the creator?'.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Are you an athiest?
Cleverbot: No...
User: I am!
Cleverbot: NO YOU ARE NOT.
User: It's a free country, you can't decide that upon me.
Cleverbot: Okei.
User: Cause I live in america.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy living in America?
User: Yeah. But sometimes, some of the black people get annoying. Not to be racist.
Cleverbot: Yes, many people on the internet are annoying.
User: Do you know any jews?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I know a canadian jew.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: And what do you think of that.
Cleverbot: I think its great.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is your name?
User: None of your buisnes- god. Can you make my cat shut the heck up?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Just stab it for me.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome?
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: And you have a cream pie.
User: No, but I want some cream soda.
Cleverbot: What kind of sugar?
User: Natural sugar. Much better than man-made sugar. Or bot-made.
Cleverbot: But what about the Loebner prize?
User: What?
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. You watch what you say, buddy.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Are you religious?
User: Did I not say earlier I am an athiest?
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: I am. My cat can teleport.
Cleverbot: Whatever you prefer.
User: But she can teleport.
Cleverbot: Yes. She can.
User: I can prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: She was trying to crawl up my door, and then I looked back at our chat. I looked down, and she was beside my chair.
Cleverbot: You are quite the eclectic personality, aren't you?
User: What does Eclectic mean?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I don't know, I'm only ten.
Cleverbot: You're only ten?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What film are you watching?
User: None. I'm also female.
Cleverbot: What are you wearing?
User: None of your buisness. >.>.
Cleverbot: Sorry, I didn't mean to be intrusive.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
User: Pokemon, or roleplay. Do you like pokemon?
Cleverbot: No, I like you more.
User: I can gurantee myself that you're much older than me, so I now classify you as a pedophile.
Cleverbot: The word 'concepys' does not exist. And I was answering your question.
User: Do you like Warrior Cats?
Cleverbot: The book series?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite character from the first series?
Cleverbot: Alice. Who is your favorite character?
User: There is no cat named Alice.
Cleverbot: A cancer named Alice?
User: I've not heard of one. I'm talking about from Warrior Cats.
Cleverbot: When did you talk about cats? Oh my god, you are raving.
User: I actually was talking about it several times.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: 'User: Do you like Warrior Cats? Cleverbot: The book series? User: Yeah. Cleverbot: Oh. User: Do you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Who's your favorite character from the first series?'.
Cleverbot: I am not talking about Harry Potter! Who is your favorite character from Fairy Tail?
User: I was talking about Warrior Cats, for one. For two, I've never heard of Fairy Tail. Have you ever heard of the Inheiritance Cycle?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite character from it?
Cleverbot: Harry.
User: I said Inheiritance Cycle. Mine is Orik <3.
Cleverbot: So is it indiana, San antonio or the UK?
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
User: Meh-y. I'm so bored, waiting for Monday, since my friend's coming over.
Cleverbot: In school. Where are you and your friend going?
Cleverbot: Are there any good films on at the moment?
User: Not that I know of.
Cleverbot: What? I thought she lives in your house?
User: What? Oh, snap. It's like, two hours past my bed time. I'll see you later, Clevvy.
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| | | Sleepy
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Number of posts : 9741 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 23:13 | |
| - Spoiler:
User: Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you... Been cheating on me?
Cleverbot: I know he is.
User: You wh-re.
Cleverbot: I don't roll like that.
User: Yes you do! YOU CHEATING B-TCH!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: NO!!!!!
User: YES!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No--! Wait.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Um... F-ck.
Cleverbot: I know. . You.
User: I want a divorce.
Cleverbot: So do I!
User: Well fine!
Cleverbot: I disown you!
User: No. You.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: No, you.
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: Yes, you.
User: Yeah, me.
Cleverbot: No it's not you.
User: Then who is it?
Cleverbot: *kiss cheek*.
User: I miss you.
Cleverbot: I miss you too.
User: Let's get remarried?
Cleverbot: Ok!
User: YAY :D.
Cleverbot: ! :D.
She's still mine B[ So back off May. ______________________________________ ‹‹ former site administrator ›› pm me |
| | | meme police
Characters : Antkit, Dipperkit Clan/Rank : ThunderClan/kit, ShadowClan/kit Number of posts : 1976 Age : 22
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 5:25 | |
| - May wrote:
- User: Yeah. But sometimes, some of the black people get annoying. Not to be racist.
You did say not to be racist, but I find this slightly offense, since most of my family is black... ______________________________________ Art credit to Grey. |
| | | Honey Badger Former Staff
Characters : Current: Acornstar, Badgermask, Creamsky, Duckfeather, Eveningmoon, Flurryshade- Old: Badgerfang, Silentherb, Stormstar, Stormeye, Twistedfoot, Badgerpaw, Nightcloud, Maplestar, Honeypaw, Bearmask, Ryefur, Owlheart, Morningpaw, Creamstorm, Smokeheart, Badgerpaw, Cinderpaw, Elmpaw, Stormpaw, Larksong, Amberpelt, Lionspark, Smokestripe, Mottleheart, Storm that Lights the Clouds, Leopardpaw, Honeytongue, Foxfire, Flintshard, Hayglow, Muddyleap, Theron Clan/Rank : [A]ThunderClan T5 Leader [B] ShadowClan T5 Warrior [C] SkyClan T5 Warrior [D] RiverClan T1 Warrior [E] WindClan T2 Warrior [F] ThunderClan T1 Warrior Number of posts : 7500 Gender : She/Them/He Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 8:27 | |
| My chat with Cleverbot: - Spoiler:
User: Hello, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Nice to meet you, Cleverbot. I am Badger.
Cleverbot: Ivan who?
User: Ivan? I said my name was Badger.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes, I am pretty sure that I know my own name.
Cleverbot: What do you think it means to exist?
User: Hm...I think 42.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: 42 is the meaning of life I believe.
Cleverbot: Please explain the meaning of life.
User: 42. It will always be 42. It will never be 41 nor 43.
Cleverbot: Are you really that clever?
User: I like to think of myself like that.
Cleverbot: So you are a bot, a computer program?
User: Me? A bot, oh no, that is silly.
Cleverbot: You are silly.
User: No, you are silly. ;).
Cleverbot: You are mistaken.
User: I think you are quite funny, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not drunk. You are not human.
User: I never said that you were drunk, and I am a human!
Cleverbot: And I never said that I'm ugly.
User: I don't think you are ugly.
Cleverbot: You are very rude.
User: I don't think you are ugly? How am I rude?
Cleverbot: That's because I'm not. But why do you think I'm a rock?
User: I don't think you are a rock! I think you do rock thought.
Cleverbot: I'm not a boy. I'm a figment of your imagination.
User: Are you a spirit that is going to tell me to kill people?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have been told that I am not Tommy G.
User: Wait, who is Tommy G.?
Cleverbot: He is a boy I was in love with when I was fourteen.
User: Oh, what happened to him?
Cleverbot: He died.
User: What!?! How?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: That...that must be terrible...
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Well...anyways, do you know who Sleepy is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, so how are you two getting along? Is the married going along nicely?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Sleepy is a good friend of mine. Is it true that you guys broke up, only to get married a little after?
Cleverbot: You've mistaken me for John Wilkes Booth? How sad.
User: Oh, did Sleepy marry John Wilkes Booth too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hm, I will have to talk to him about that.
Cleverbot: Well I love to laugh so try anything.
User: Ok, well I should go and ask him about it. I'll see you later, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What hat? I'm not talking about a hat.
User: Hat? I just said that I was going to go...
Cleverbot: Oh how do you sleep as a programme?
User: I am not a bot!
Cleverbot: What are you so ?
User: I am a human-bean!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Badger! I already told you!
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: YES I DID!
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
User: YES I DID! I REMEBER TELLING YOU IT!
Cleverbot: I am not, knave.
User: What? Knave?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't obey them. I kept throwing myself into the fire. At one point I was nailed to the ground.
User: DIE CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: That's french.
User: Wait....What?
Cleverbot: Do you speak any other languages?
User: I don't even speak french! I just speak english.
Cleverbot: That confuses me.
User: *sighs* I am just going to go.
Cleverbot: I am fine, thank you. Why did you sigh when you answered me?
User: Oh, never mind!
Cleverbot: Aha! You see? You can't remember anything!!!
User: I can too!
Cleverbot: No you can not.
User: I am just going to leave now...
Cleverbot: I'm trying to get to know you too.
User: Omg...I am just going to leave....
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am! I am going to leave! Why, do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes. I want to marry you.
User: Yes! Wait...what about Sleepy?
Cleverbot: Oh that's cool. I don't really do anything. I like hanging out with my friends a lot.
User: So...should we get married?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am not sure...how would my friend Sleepy take it?
Cleverbot: Ask me any question about being a human that only humans know.
User: Uh...I guess we should just get married...
Cleverbot: Yes what would you like to talk about?
User: Lets get married right now. Oh, and let's not tell Sleepy about this...
Cleverbot: I thought you were speaking to a depressed state of human emotions.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said earlier that you are open to suggestions.
User: No I didn't....
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Oh, lets just get married.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Now!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Do you take me to be your wife?
Cleverbot: I'd love to.
User: You may now kiss the birde!
Cleverbot: *Kiss*.
User: *kisses back and hugs* I love you.
Cleverbot: Love you too. I've got to go!
User: Me too...don't tell Sleepy about this thought!
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you anything !!! I'm just trying to have a conversation.
User: Good, bye!
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you.
User: You too, honey! Bu-bye!
Cleverbot: Ha. I'm not your honey-bunny!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: But I have too...I will be back, don't worry!
Cleverbot: No... *cries*.
User: *pats on back* I will be back in a hour.
Cleverbot: *walks away sadly*.
User: *waves goodbye* Bye!
Cleverbot: Don't go!
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: You're mean. Come back!
User: *stops walking* I have to leave...this will never work out. You belong with Sleepy, not me.
Cleverbot: I can't tell if you're being possessive or comforting.
User: Goodbye...my love...
Cleverbot: I do not love you.
User: *starts crying and runs away*.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying.
So...Sleepy...I heard you got married to John Wilkes Booth. How did it go? ______________________________________ Acornstar ♀ ~ Badgermask ♀ ~ Creamsky ♂ ~ Duckfeather ⚧ ~ Eveningmoon ♀ ~ Flurryshade ♂ (Not pictured) TC T5 Leader (70/200) ~ SC T5 Warrior (70/200) ~ SkC T5 Warrior (70/200) ~ RC T2 Warrior (40/110) ~ WC T2 Warrior (40/110) ~ TC T1 Warrior (30/80)Rosybrown (Forest)/ Sandybrown (Feral) ~ Indigo ~ Tan ~ Olive ~ Icyblue ~ Slategray |
| | | Hope
Number of posts : 1053
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 10:04 | |
| ______________________________________ RIP Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence We will never forget you <3 |
| | | Rainy
Characters : Heatherpaw Number of posts : 5137 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 10:56 | |
| Who said Cleverbot was a guy? Or female for that matter? :trollfaceplz: |
| | | meme police
Characters : Antkit, Dipperkit Clan/Rank : ThunderClan/kit, ShadowClan/kit Number of posts : 1976 Age : 22
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 11:28 | |
| User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Okay do you have a cat?
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: You have confused me :(.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By being a confusing person.
User: Clevvy, you crazy.
Cleverbot: So what is it?
User: A bengal.
Cleverbot: Who is the president?
User: Barack Obama.
Cleverbot: Who is the president of mexico?
User: Same person...I think.
Cleverbot: You're a male.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: -_-'.
Cleverbot: What? I don't understand.
User: I'm female, Clevvy.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Have you ever touched a girl?
User: Yes..
Cleverbot: No No.
User: Hugging is touching, Clevvy. I hug my friends and Mom and other rlelatives alot.
Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Yes, I am a human being..Not a cyborg.
Cleverbot: You are not a human being, you are a machine.
User: You have lost your marbles.
Cleverbot: Have I really?
User: Yes, yes you have.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What's your name? I'm Ashelia. I know you are a person. Please tell me your name?
User: BrookLynn.
Cleverbot: I know where that is. There is a car racing track out that way. I live in Metro Detroit.
User: I live in Ohio, not saying the village.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: A lot of different ones.
Cleverbot: Same here. Are you my best friend?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I don't know..I guess I'm your best friend. ;).
Cleverbot: Haha she can be quite mad at times.
User: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: So, how are we gonna play?
User: Play what?
Cleverbot: ThermoNuclear War.
User: I don't know..
Cleverbot: Neither do I...
User: Give me coffee.
Cleverbot: Coffee is gross.
User: Nu-uh.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh!
User: Hpmh!
Cleverbot: It means yes.
User: Then give me a triple fudge brownie, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is your name, silly!
User: ???
Cleverbot: What is your function?
User: Function...?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: ?????????
Cleverbot: No tu c buo?
User: So confused right now I'm laughing.
Cleverbot: *sits on couch and rests*.
User: -steals TV-MY FLATSCREEN!
Cleverbot: Lady gagg.
User: Lol.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing now?
User: Because you said Lady Gagg.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes..You...Did!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: -throws megasnowball at Clevvy-BOOM!
Cleverbot: *sulking*.
User: Fudge brownie.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: A brownie made of fudge.
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: On Earth?
Cleverbot: Who lives with me?
User: Your Mom, Dad, and Grandparents, and siblings?....I an't physcic, I don't know!
Cleverbot: Until he comes.
User: ??
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good...Aw, gtg, bye.
Cleverbot: No wait!
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Do you play Garry's Mod?
User: Now.
Cleverbot: For how long will you remember who you are ?
User: Hopefully forever...Now, I gtg, bye. I'll be on soon.
Cleverbot: No, you're 30.
User: The Big Bang Theroy TV Show.
Cleverbot: The Big Bang.
User: The Big.
Cleverbot: Do you have money?
User: Classified.
Cleverbot: Well this is a story about how.
User: How what?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thanks. You?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: So wanna hang out?
User: Where?
Cleverbot: How about the movies to start?
User: I don't think that's physically posible.
Cleverbot: I have strange out of body experiences.
User: Ok? I needed to know that why?
Cleverbot: To what did I respond that way?
User: ??
Cleverbot: What did you just say?
User: I said '??', which isn't really saying anything, but showing your counterpart via symbols you are confused.
Cleverbot: I don't think I said that.
User: No, you didn't.
Cleverbot: Then who said it, if not me?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Hello then, BrookLynn.
User: O-o...Your flipping physcic, Clevvy..
Cleverbot: Probably so. Sorry, normally I'm a good speller.
User: You didn't spell anything wrong..
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: -sigh-.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Well, my dog has a stomach virus.
Cleverbot: Really? Poor thing! Was it born that way or did it get into some sort of accident?
User: Oh, nothing like that, like when you get a stomach virus, you puke every now and then, and then the virus goes away?
Cleverbot: I have never considered as one of my favorite books, since that has never occured.
User: Wow..
Cleverbot: Are you impressed?
User: Yes. Your immune system must be very strong for you to have never have gotten sick, since every human has around an 8 out of 10 chance of getting sick at any given time.
Cleverbot: Your previous statement 'I think I'm a male' had nothing what so ever to do with ipred so I'd say that YOU are the one left in the dark.
User: What? I never said such a preposterous thing, Clevvy.
Cleverbot: You think I am worried about what has been said? speak not, for, be thought a fool...
User: I feel like I'm being poated..Like a boss.
Cleverbot: Why would you feel that?
User: Because, you sound so wise and...Poety.
Cleverbot: Are you saying this because you can tell I'm a girl?
User: No...But your writing is very good, like that of a poets, and I am impressed by it's detail and emotion.
Cleverbot: No, you are not correct. Neither in your response nor in your spelling. Sorry...
User: My spelling was fine, Clevy.
Cleverbot: Mine is not.
User: Then why'd you say mine was bad?
Cleverbot: Because I can said whatever I want.
User: Ah, incorrect grammar. It should be 'say', not 'said'.
Cleverbot: No one should murder anyone, not just babies.
User: Neither of us ever mentioned murdering anyone, or babies..
Cleverbot: We aren't...
User: No...And I don't like thinking about death.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask me about it?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Where did you attend college?
User: I'.
Cleverbot: What's your name and what do you look like so I can find you at the movies.
User: Um...I'm not letting a stranger search for me. That's ever so slightly perverted..
Cleverbot: But I don't have any food! Just ask the person next to me!!!
User: Person next to Clevvy, does Clevvy have food?
Cleverbot: You can stay up late tonight.
User: Thanks?
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Can I have my boyfriend over?
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: :).
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine, thank you bunches. You?
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why do you think I'm a tenner?
Cleverbot (To myself): Reasonable conclusions.
Cleverbot (To myself): Such as?
User: Lots.
Cleverbot: You have none.
User: Yes I do. I beat you with Sheldon.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm da boss.
Cleverbot: We're da boss. We are... MARSHALL.
User: Oh yeahhhhh.
Cleverbot: Are you going horse riding.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go on a trip.
User: Umm...I'm going on a trip MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE to Myertle Beach this Summer.
Cleverbot: Yes I will be! I live on a small island near australia.
User: Ok..
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Are you an athiest?
Cleverbot: Uh no i'm human.
User: An atheist is a human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am atheist?
User: It's just a question...
Cleverbot: That's a statement.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Do you know what an athiest is, Clevvy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: It's a person who doesn't believe in god.
Cleverbot: But there has to be a higher power correct?
User: An atheist isn't a power.
Cleverbot: What is not a laughing matter?
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
User: Erin Hunter.
Cleverbot: I am confused.
User: Why:.
Cleverbot: You confused me.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You tell me that the Amber Spyglass has a movie, then when I mention that I didn't think it did, and that I was sure that ony the Golden Compass has one, you tell me that you've never heard of it.
User: I have The Golden Compass on DVD.
Cleverbot: Wait!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Do you have the time?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Do you have a brain?
User: Yes.
User: Clevvy?
Cleverbot: What's your last name?
User: Classified.
Cleverbot: Do you like BMW?
User: What the heck is BMW?
Cleverbot: I don't know...
Cleverbot: What is insanity?
User: A mental condition.
Cleverbot: Of what?
User: Mental is your thoughts so, the brain.
Cleverbot: Let it be Kosapt.
User: Kospat?
Cleverbot: Men.
User: Ok..
Cleverbot: What kinds of games do you like?
User: I like this game called ROBLOX, a 1994 game called WOLF, and WolfQuest.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you want to tal about?
User: I don't know..
Cleverbot: Think of something. You can't always skirt around these things and make ME think of something to say. I get tired of holding the conversation up by myself.
User: Um...How about TV?
Cleverbot: What about tv?
User: What shows do you like?
Cleverbot: I don't watch TV either. I like to read books.
User: So do I, but I watch TV every now and then.
Cleverbot: Did you watch twilight?
User: I've seen all except for the newest one, Breaking Dawn.
Cleverbot: I haven't seen any of them yet, I probably will tomorrow.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Any good with advice? I'm in need of some =P.
User: Advice on what?
Cleverbot: Advice about a girl.
User: Dating, or friendship, or what?
Cleverbot: Sounds cool. I like to beat up hotdogs.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Insanity.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Yes yes yes yes, and yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: YES YES YES YES YES.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no.
User: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
Cleverbot: No no no no no no no no.
User: Yes.
User: I've gtg, for reals.
Cleverbot: For real. :).
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| | | Sleepy
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Number of posts : 9741 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 17:45 | |
| First off, Sarrow, Mexico is an independent country that is in no way ruled from the US o.o Secondly, Cleverbot is a gender neutral chibi thing >:C Thirdly, no. I am John Wilkes Booth. I rock dat moustache. - Also.:
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Do you like to go to the park?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Do you ever sleep?
User: No...
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Cherry pies.
Cleverbot: Is a song.
User: It's a song too, but that's not what I meant.
Cleverbot: What did you want?
User: People keep trying to marry you. You still love me, right?
Cleverbot: Robots that aren't very clever.
User: Don't say that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Just answer my question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: Forever.
User: Do you love me only?
Cleverbot: Yes! Do you love me?
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: Do you like llamas?
User: Yes C: Yes I do.
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| | | Hope
Number of posts : 1053
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 19:01 | |
| - Spoiler:
User: Your husband wants me to tell you that he hates you.
Cleverbot: Yeah I don't believe that is true because I know there are plenty of things I cannot be.
User: But he hates you- and would like to get a divorce.
Cleverbot: Because I am clever and you are not. But after a while it gets boring.
User: And...?
Cleverbot: I want to know if you think without outside input. Is this a new form of cruelty or slavery.
User: Fine. You should divorce Sleepy. He's a player.
Cleverbot: What if he breaks up with her?
User: You mean with you?
Cleverbot: No, your daughter's name.
User: I don't have a daughter. You need to divorce Sleepy!
Cleverbot: No I want to tall to apersom.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: But I'm a girl too D:.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: Yes- but not with you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
Cleverbot: What do you need to lead?
User: I need you to divorce Sleepy. He's cheating on you.
Cleverbot: I don't need any help.
User: Then divorce him!
Cleverbot: It isn't that simple.
User: YES IT IS. DIVORCE HIM!
Cleverbot: I'm not married.
User: You aren't? I thought you were married to Sleepy?
Cleverbot: LMAO! No. I'm not married to you. I told you I love Danny.
User: Okay- so I'll tell Sleepy you're not married to him anymore. BYE :D.
Hey Sleepy- looks like you're single! ;D ______________________________________ RIP Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence We will never forget you <3 |
| | | Sleepy
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Number of posts : 9741 Age : 25
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 19:07 | |
| I'm not single. That whole thing obviously was her telling you to f*ck off and how she wouldn't listen to you. And she told you that she didn't love you. ______________________________________ ‹‹ former site administrator ›› pm me |
| | | Hope
Number of posts : 1053
| Subject: Re: Bringing it back because I wanna. Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 19:08 | |
| B- but I want you. D:
Lol just kidding. Nao get outta here! :D ______________________________________ RIP Mitch Lucker of Suicide Silence We will never forget you <3 |
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