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+9Sun Dew Sandlyness not fish Leo Holly Thistle (Angel) Winterslash Bluefur loves Cookies! 13 posters |
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Bluefur loves Cookies!
Clan/Rank : Thunderclan warrior
 
Number of posts : 594
Age : 25
| | Subject: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 11:17 | |
| 1:Run through camp shouting "Tigerstar is a retard!!" ______________________________________  Second life:Bluetiger of Riverclan  Third life:Redwing of Shadowclan  Fourth life:Lionfur of Windclan  Fifth life:Firetail of Skyclan       My theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q Can't Be Tamed Miley Cyrus |
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Winterslash
 
Number of posts : 604
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 14:58 | |
| 2. Tell Tigerstar that Firestar was favoured by StarClan and so they gave him 9 more lives. Tigerstar dies of shock. |
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Thistle (Angel)
Clan/Rank : T:WC Kit R:TC Kit S:SC Kit
Number of posts : 2040
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:03 | |
| 3. Slowly drip water on his head, making him a retard!
4. Tell him you have to kill him in 24hrs and don't, he will die of insanity from thinking he will be killed! ______________________________________ |
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Holly
Site Administrator
Characters : | Leopardstar | Nightdancer | Lightningbreeze | Mistflower | Scarletflare |
Clan/Rank : | ShadowClan Leader | ThunderClan Warrior | SkyClan Warrior | SkyClan Warrior | RiverClan Warrior |
Number of posts : 6041
Gender : she/her
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:05 | |
| 5. Make Tigerstar eat a pencil. He will have eaten lead, which is fatal to ALL beings. ______________________________________ [Only mods are allowed to see this link][character pages]Leopardstar ~ Nightdancer ~ Lightningbreeze ~ Mistflower ~ Scarletflare ~ MuseShadowClan ~ ThunderClan ~ SkyClan ~ SkyClan ~ RiverClan ~ Nomad
Leader ~ Warrior ~ Warrior ~ Warrior ~ Warrior ~ Scout
Tier 5 ~ Tier 5 ~ Tier 3 ~ Tier 3 ~ Tier 1 ~ Tier 3 |
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Thistle (Angel)
Clan/Rank : T:WC Kit R:TC Kit S:SC Kit
Number of posts : 2040
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:07 | |
| 6. Tie him to a log, put him in a deep pool of water until he almost drowns and lift him up, keep repeating for deadly results!! ______________________________________ |
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Leo
Characters : Leopardheart
Clan/Rank : Thunderclan/Former Deputy
Number of posts : 6901
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:11 | |
| Tell him Scourge is pursuing him right now.
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ur fave is problematic and i'm exo trash
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not fish
Clan/Rank : Professional zombie.
 
Number of posts : 6614
Gender : what is gender
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:47 | |
| 8. Stuff cheese down his nose
9: sing the Happy Song over and over and over again in hie ear until he ASPLODES XD ______________________________________ i was fish the whole time, surprise
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Sandlyness
Clan/Rank : [S]StarClan/Warrior [L]Unknown/Warrior[N]StarClan/Rogue[D]Dark Forest/Rogue[S]Riverclan/Kit
 
Number of posts : 1839
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:51 | |
| 10. tell him that if he doesn't jup into the Gorge right now, he will explode!!!! ______________________________________ - Spoiler:
1st life: Sandnose~Female~Dead by Meh!,2nd life: Darkkit, Lightiningpaw,Lightningeye~Female~Dead,3rd life: Nighteye~Female~Dead,4th life: Darkkit,Darkpaw,Dispare~Male~Dead,5th life: Slash~Speckledkit~Speckledpaw~Speckledsky~Female~Living,6th life: Bluesmoke~Female,7th life: Sightsoul~MaleFrostbite (Friend's Charrie)  By Me
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Dew
Clan/Rank : ShadowClan Warrior
Number of posts : 1905
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 15:53 | |
| 11. Poke his ear so the tickling irritates him (it sure irritates mah kittehs) ______________________________________ "Like a shooting star, I will go the distance."Over three years of WCC memberness!!Old WCC- Spoiler:
Dewdrop ~~ Seasonbreeze ~~ Mintleaf ~~ Birdsong ~~ Pippin
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Sun
Former Staff
Characters : Turtlefur, Goldenstar, Lynxpetal, Creekpaw, Lightningpaw
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Warrior, WindClan Leader, SkyClan Queen RiverClan Apprentice, WindClan Apprentice
Number of posts : 8190
Gender : it
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sat 22 Jan 2011 - 16:05 | |
| 12. Starve him, tie him to a tree, and pile tons of fresh-kill just out of reach ______________________________________ Sun // Living Characters // Deceased Characters
Turtlefur || Tom || RiverClan T5 Warrior || Requirements || #cc9900
Goldenstar || She-cat || WindClan T5 Leader || Requirements || burlywood
Lynxpetal || She-cat || SkyClan Queen || darkblue
Lightningpaw || Tom || WindClan Apprentice || #dfd47e
Creekpaw || She-cat || RiverClan Apprentice || #4c5682
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Cherry
Characters : pft
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Kit
Number of posts : 1600
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 5:55 | |
| 13. Umm.. Tell him that Scourge is stalking him, even in death, and that if he doesn`t be a good kitteh, Scourge will keeel him again!!!! (OMG, 2 in 1 torture!!! That was also a fail! DX) ______________________________________   deal wit it |
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Goldfish
Clan/Rank : Former ThunderClan Leader
Number of posts : 3475
Age : 24
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 6:56 | |
| Ooh! Ooh!! I know!!
14. Tie him up to a tree, and sing the Tigger song to him :D And call him Tiggerstar.
A wonderful thing is a Tigger;
A Tigger's a wonderful thing.
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of spring
They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun,
The most wonderful thing
about Tiggers is:
I'm the only one! ______________________________________  c-yang.deviantart.com |
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Cherry
Characters : pft
Clan/Rank : RiverClan Kit
Number of posts : 1600
Age : 26
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 7:14 | |
| XDDDDD Ok, here`s a slightly better one:
15. Tie Tigerstar to a wall, and sing the Waffle Song in his ear, all the while beating him with a waffle. XDDDDD WAFFLES!!!!!!!!
The Waffle Song:
Waffles!
Belgian
or potato waffles!
Look in
front of you now. Do you have a waffle? Wouldn`t you be happier if you did?
I`m
talking waffles! Belgian or potato, all kinds taste great, oh yes, they do,
`cause they are waffles!
Invented
by Gandy, why not keep several handy, for moments when you need waffles,
waffle, waffle, waffle, wa, wiffles, waffa,
waffa,
waffa, woo, waffles, WAFFLES, Waffles. (Doo doo doo doo
doo.)
(Repeat
4 more times for full song.)
XDDDDD :D 8DDDDD
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Pinely-san
Characters : Blizzardsky / Sablefur / Palepaw / Larktalon / Patchface / Rowancloud / Sedgeclaw / Owlfang / Pinepaw / Thornpaw / Gorsepaw / Toadpaw / Muddykit / Rookpaw / Daypaw
Clan/Rank : [M] RiverClan Apprentice [R] ShadowClan Apprentice [D] ThunderClan Apprentice
Number of posts : 5344
Age : 25
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 9:58 | |
| 16. Dare him to eat cat poo, and you'll give him a present. When he eats the poo, tell him it's chocolate (it really is), and he only has 5 seconds to live.
XD ______________________________________ |
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Tigs
Number of posts : 5142
| | Subject: Re: One million ways to torchure Tigerstar:a Torchuring Guide!(dead or alive.Also,yellow is for happyness! XD ) Sun 23 Jan 2011 - 14:39 | |
| /kills everyone who offended Tigerstar in this topic. You all fail. >>
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