A very strange thing...... (Wolfey, plz post here first)

Deadpaw was hunting near the WindClan border, when he saw something strange. He padded over to it and found it was some kind of hard yellow leaf, with some sort of meat inside. He prodded it and found some shredded leaves in it, and.....a couple of strange orange strips, some red paste, and some white paste.
"What in StarClan's name is this?" he asked out loud.

OCC: Wolfeh, you know what this is....but not your charrie...

OCC: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SERIOUS!

Wolfpaw was near the border of Thunderclan when he heard a cat "What in Starclans name is that?" He padded towards the sound just a tail-length from the border.

Deadpaw spotted a gray pelt. "Wolfpaw, is it?" he meowed. He pointed his tail towards the thing. "Look at this!"


OCC: OH, I WAS. >:U

Wolfpaw stayed exactly on the border,gazing at it."Hello.You must be...Deadpaw?I have no quarrel with you.I am the medicine cat apprentice of Windclan.Pleased to meet you."He stared at the thing. "Huh,are those herbs?"

Deadpaw dipped his head to Wolfpaw. He prodded the thing. "I don't know...why don't you give it a sniff?"


OCC: Don't think I'll 'dip my head to you' in RL XDDDD

Wolfpaw shakes his head."Move it closer,just on the border,a patrol might be coming soon.We dont wish to get caught.Do we?"He whispered.

Deadpaw shrugged. He shoved the thing carefully towards the other apprentice. "Here."
He studied it. "I smells delicious..."

Wolfpaw sniffed it.It smelled of Fresh-kill that was in the fire,the shell was hard,and several strange plant smells enveloped him.He licked some meat and it tasted good."Hmm...It has the smell of...Twoleg!"

Deadpaw pawed a piece of the meat and ate it. "Mmm....it's so good..."

OCC: Heh heh heh.....tis is where it goes crazeh...

Wolfpaw glared at the thing.He had flex his claws and bury them to stop him from stealing it.

OCC:He then grabbed an AK-47 and shot Deadpaw 10 times and ran with the taco.

OCC: ROFL times 10 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Deadpaw was suddenly aware of Wolfpaw's tension. He narrowed his eyes and stared at the thing. "So....."

OCC:Wolfpaw knocked out dead,stole the taco and nuked thunderclan.

Ic:"Uh......"Wolfpaw tried one of the herbs.It tasted good as well.

Deadpaw scuffled his paws. "So...those taste good, too?"


OCC: Dead takes taco, gets atomic bomb and drops it on WindClan, then watches the flames saying "MWAHAHA! BURN, BUUUUUURN! "

OCC:Wolfpaw survives the A-bomb,finds dead,Then rips deads head off."

IC:"Yeah..."

OCC: Dead grows new head, takes taco from Wolfz, takes out lighter, sets him on fire and he DIES

IC: Deadpaw took a step closer to the thing.