Ask the Jade Squad!

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Boo! I'm your host Jade. Here, you or your cats can ask me and my cats things. I'd rather it be WCC related, but anything's ok. You can also ask each cat to react to a thing. e.g. "Hey cats, react to a smartphone!" Please tell us who's asking and what they're asking. You don't have to specify who it's to, that will default it to all six. Let's meet the gang!

Hey there WCC, my name is Spotfur. I am an elder of Riverclan, mostly due to injury.

ugh... I can't believe I'm doing this. Hi. I'm Beepaw, and I'm an apprentice of the best clan. What? They assume it's- AUGH. Somecats are so stupid. THUNDERCLAN, DUH!

Heya there, *wink wink* I am Firepaw. I'm an apprentice of Riverclan. But it's ok if you aren't. You're awesome, I'm sure!

I'm Cinderfall, Jaystar's son. I am currently a prisoner of the Regime, scarred daily.

H- Hi? I'm Sp- Sparkpaw. Nice to m- meet you, I suppose?

Hello. I'm Flamewish, a new warrior of Riverclan. I used to be Flickerpaw of Thunderclan.

Oh! I'm an apprentice of Shadowclan! s- Sorry!

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Subject: Re: Ask the Jade Squad! Wed 10 Oct 2018 - 12:18

Pantherpaw: Spotfur, are you angry that I blinded an apprentice? Surely it would mean one less cat we have to face in patrols. (Also if Pantherpaw finds out about Featherpaw he will most likely do all he can to protect his dad, even if it means fighting a significantly older and more experienced apprentice, not to mention his Clanmate.)

Wolf: Cinderfall, what are your opinions on the Regime? Do you believe we are actually a real danger to the Clans yet, more than just a nuisance? DO YOU?

Falconpaw: Hey, Beepaw, ya wanna hang out more sometime? You're fun!

Ravenpaw: Sparkpaw, a-are we still friends? Even though I can't see anymore?

Me: Eyy! *Shoves taco in all six's face*

Also look who updated their sig finally!

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falcon wrote:: Pantherpaw: Spotfur, are you angry that I blinded an apprentice? Surely it would mean one less cat we have to face in patrols.

Yes. No cat deserves that. Shadowclan are our allies and one less cat for them means one less for us too.

falcon wrote:: Wolf: Cinderfall, what are your opinions on the Regime? Do you believe we are actually a real danger to the Clans yet, more than just a nuisance? DO YOU?

The Regime...? Under Shade's evil influence, yes. You are very dangerous. Under Loaf? I heard he was kinder. More... independent.

falcon wrote:: Falconpaw: Hey, Beepaw, ya wanna hang out more sometime? You're fun!

Heck yeah! You're cool.

falcon wrote:: Ravenpaw: Sparkpaw, a-are we still friends? Even though I can't see anymore?

Of course! Why wouldn't we be?

falcon wrote:: Me: Eyy! *Shoves taco in all six's face*

Hmm... Doesn't look dangerous...
Ew. Some kind of Twoleg thing.
Oo, looks good!
If Spotfur trusts it, I do too.
Um.... Should I eat it...?
This must be disposed of immidiately.

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Subject: Re: Ask the Jade Squad! Fri 12 Oct 2018 - 1:12

FEATHER: Hey, cats! React to this;

and this;

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first one;
That- That cat was defending itself laying down! Teach me to do that, heh!
Eugh. Kittypets. They are just batting at each other like kits and acting like it's life and death!
Pretty pelts, I think. ;D
But that's not the point- but- okay. -watching the vid- Wow, so aggressive! 's that fatter one on its 'territory'?
Um... Are- Are they okay? I heard kittypet's p- pelts were weaker than ours...
No, I'm fairly sure that's not true. I bet they're fine. Kittypets tend to overreact anyway.

vid 2; (OH OH I WATCHED THAT VINE)
Awww, the twoleg loves its kittypet! And the poor thing doesnt know how to respond! Probably had a hard childhood.
Pfft, yeah. Hard meaning they weren't allowed to sit around all day never moving except to eat.
Uncalled for. I want a flower like that to put on a beautiful face. Like yours. ;D
I've never seen that kind of flower before. I wonder if there are any in the Clans!
hehe! It just scrunches up like this! -scrunch- and he looks so surprised! Hah! His expression is so funny!
Hmm... I do agree it is quite amusing. I like that Twolegs can express love and care for their kittypets.

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Can be contacted through Discord * Talk to my cats in Starclan * Will use Starclan cats for Moonstones if you can't find someone

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