hhhh help me

hhh sorry drippy for stealing your/harlem’s idea i wanted to do this a month ago or so but i didn’t have the confidence until I saw you do it


So I have a crush on like a million peoples at once, and since you guys seem qualified to do my relationships for me I’m letting y’all decide for me


They’re all girls I know don’t judge me please


All of these peeps are people I have already known for years and are very close to so keep that in mind


1.) sweet cinnamon roll. Met her when I was just four years old and we have been best friends ever since. She’s sweet and innocent and very gentle with everything she does. Also very tol. When she was a baby she was abandoned by her parents because of a medical condition she had but doesn’t let it get her down.
Problem is that 1. She is two years older than me, so she is in high school while I’m still in middle, which is awkward, and 2. The only time I ever saw her was at dance lessons, which she had to quit because medical stuff, so now I only see her once a year when she comes to see the dance group performance.

2.) tough cookie. She’s right around the same age as me, which is always good. She’s also very sweet and kind, but has a tough shell around her sweetness. She’s a very nice mix of seriousness and playfulness and knows how to get even the most stoic person (a.k.a. me) laughing like an idiot. Like number one, she was abandoned by her parents on the side of the street. Strangely has no problem with me hugging her, patting her head obsessively over and over (it’s a habit of mine to do that to my friends), sitting on her, or doing any of the weird things I do.
Her only flaws are that she has a dirty sense of humor and that she’s homophobic. The latter’s gonna be a problem.

3.) geeky little ball of shyness. I haven’t known her for as long as my other friends but we are just as close. She’s quite the introvert and speaks softly. Is usually serious, though can and will tell a killer joke. Seems to know every bit of computer code by heart. Very good for sitting down with and having very deep conversations. As with all the others, she was abandoned because she’s partially blind and has digestive issues that means she can’t eat properly (many of my friends are from the nearby orphanage).
For her flaws, I honestly have no clue, she’s very mysterious in that way. Too introverted and shy I guess? Idk.

Help me please before I die

i’d say the sweet lil cinnamon roll, but all of them sound good

First of all, the third one is just me. So I like her already.
But I would say the first one. My parents were friends as well as kids, and my dad is 2 years older than my mom! So this is the exact situation my parents were in. I would say her, but you let your heart decide!

cinnamon roll <3

if #2 is homophobic, you'd have to work on getting her over that. otherwise, it won't end up working out for... obvious reasons. just wanted to get that sad fact out there.

so it's between #1 and #3... and I suck at anything romance so... I wouldn't listen to anything I say other than that first bit :3