I MIGHT BE A POTATO BUT I HAVE STANDARDS

IT's a cHaT paGE To tALk aBoUt RaNdom CRAP YoU Do AlL The time.
IDK
OKAY.

I sing when I'm scared but then the more scared I get the louder I get. Most of the time I just sing about whatever I'm doing right now:
I'mmmmm getting ready to go to bed and i'm not going to look oUT THE WINDowwwwww just incase a scary DEMON FACEEEEE!!!!!! Never mind, never mind, it was just a tree. And now I'll go and turn off the lights and on the count of three I'll run to my bed and hide so I don't DIEEEE! One, two- THREEEEEEEE!!
(Loud crash and me, cursing like a sailor in the semi-darkness, having missed my bed and belly-flopping onto my dresser instead.)

Also I close my closet before I go to bed so I don't get jumpscared by the creepy lady that lives there.

Also once I sat down in the shower because I was lazy and it felt weird.

Also before I eat pizza I peel off all the toppings (Cheese included) and then eat it separately.

I'm a weird person.

when people are outside my window i hide underneath my window with my cat until they go away

and speaking of pizza the last one i ate was the largest size possible. i ate it all by myself while watching videos on my laptop. and i was supposed to be at a party with my friends

One time as a kid I climbed out of my window and onto my roof because I didn't want to take a bath, and I scared my neighbor so badly that she fell off her ladder. Somehow most people don't like it when your neighbor's child climbs onto their roof, butt-naked, and begins waving and screaming at them.

It took over an hour to get off that roof.
ahh, the memories.

when i was a child my cats were my only friends and all i did was eat food and play with my cats (there is photographic evidence of this)

this is a true story

When I see two classmates in front of me and I am in conflict over whether I should go and say hi and join them or try to look like I didn't see them and pass by ;-;

I don't ever stop thinking about warrior cats 24/7. I spend hours of my life memorizing songs about them, writing pointless fanfiction, drawing pictures that I will never look at again.

One time I signed my friends shirt with pig and she signed mine with poo... They were short for something and they involved Gorillas and orangutans.

Apparently I am icreadibly social yet antisocial at the same time, I don't see how this possible. My friends do, but we're all weird.

Sometimes I just annoy people with Twenty One Pilots, some have just accepted them and become clique and others just remain evil. These people are bad and probably not my friends.

I have this really good Chinese friend who I am related to somehow and she has a cat named Shao Li Wu (Little Sister). She's this old white cat with yellow eyes who is seventeen now. I honestly don't know if Little Sister is still alive because the last I heard of her it was last year and she was in the hospital. I am actually REALLY attached to her and Little Sisters been there for me ever since I was born. She always slept on my lap as a toddler and we played games together and lots of fun stuff. I really miss her :(

Also once in kindergarten it was Beach Day so we can come to school in bathing suits but I was worried I messed up and would come to a normal day in a swimsuit so I decided to change at school but then I forgot how to put it on so I tried opening the door and asking my teacher how to change because back then the bathrooms were a room right next to the classroom. But the problem was that two kindergarten classes shared one of those really close by restrooms, and both classes happened to have their doors open at the same time and when they heard me, all the kids in both classes swiveled their heads to look at me butt-naked...
That was very awkward

My friend and I secretly make ships at school and see if they come true. We hadn't made one that hasn't worked. Guess what? She made one for me and it turned out. If anyone wants one call 1-800-MAPLE-TODAY

i've been shipped with 3 girls and a guy.

1. what the hell is my sexuality according to my classmates

2. why do i have 4 relationships going at the same time

I feel you. XD

Me and this one guy are shipped by everybody. Kids who I don't even know come up to me and tell me and then there's kids older than me who I don't know tell me the same. I'm also pretty sure the teachers heard about this ship and so they made it awkward for us as well. XD

that must be hard

i remember this one kid in kindergarten who tried to kiss me, and i pounced onto her for no apparent reason.

she tried to kiss me because we were playing a marriage game or something. at least thats what my friend told me XD

i was a weird kid

We're all weird.

No one is left out here!

To be honest though me and this guy are like best friends now because of this. XD

I'm weird. I convinced my mom to let me wear jeans instead of leggings under a dress for a party once, just because I think jeans are way more useful than leggings.
And I am the only girl in my class who isn't shipped with someone.