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Warriors truth or dare
Host(Bluestar): Hello, and welcome to this episode of… WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!
Audience: (Cheers)
Host(Bluestar): Now, on this show, our fellow warrior cats will either tell their deepest secret, or ACCEPT A DARE! First up, Tigerclaw!
(Tigerclaw enters stage)
Host(Bluestar): Hello Tigerclaw, will you tell your deepest secret, or will you take a dare?
Tigerclaw: Neither. I shall dare you.
Host(Bluestar): Haha, very funny. I shall ask you again. Truth or dare?
Tigerclaw: Whateva. I DARE YOU TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
Host(Bluestar): Uhhmmm I’m the host. I don’t take dares.
Tigerclaw: THEN I’LL MAKE YOU!
Host(Bluestar): …Wha-
Tigerclaw pushes Bluestar off the stage
Host(Bluestar): Aaahhhh!!!!!
Manager(Backstage): *Grumble* I told Bluestar not to build the stage on the edge of a cliff…
Tigerclaw takes microphone and special coat
Tigerclaw(Now Tigerstar): Ok, Now that she’s out of the way-
Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fireheart comes onto stage
Tigerstar: *growl* What do you want, kittypet?
Audience: *Cheers* FIREHEART! FIREHEART! FIREHEART!
Half the audience jumps up and chases Tigerstar with pitchforks and torches
Tigerstar: AHHHHHH!!!! *Falls off cliff*
The audience comes back and site down, satisfied.
Fireheart: *puts on coat*
Audience: *Cheers*
Tigerstar (Down in bottomless pit): BOOOOO!!!
Bluestar(Drowning at the bottom of the seemingly bottomless pit): Oh shut up, Tigerclaw.
Fireheart(Now Firestar)(Host): Ookay… That was a bit of a mix-up there…. but anyways… next, my daughter, Squirrelflight!
Squirrelflight enters stage
Firestar(Host): Okay Squirrelflight, Truth…. or dare?
Squirrelflight: Umm… let’s see… Truth.
Firestar(Host): Okay then, let’s hear your deepest secret.
Squirrelflight: Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are not my kits.
Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, Lionblaze(Backstage): WHAT???
Squirrelflight: Ahhhhh! I thought I left you guys back at camp on a hunting patrol with Brambleclaw! And how’d you read the map, Jayfeather?!?
Jayfeather: Braille map….
Hollyleaf: YOU BROKE THE WARRIOR CODE! AAAHHHGGGGG!!! *attacks Squirrelflight*
Firestar(Host): SECURITY!
Security drags Hollyleaf, Jayfeather, Squirrelflight, and Lionblaze away.
Firestar(Host): *grumble* Well that went well… Next up, Leafpool!
Leafpool enters stage
Firestar(Host): Okay Leafpool, Truth or dare?
Leafpool: Dare.
Firestar(Host): Okay. I dare you to put on a toothpaste mustache.
Leafpool goes backstage and comes back 1 minute later with toothpaste all over her face.
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Leafpool goes backstage fuming.
Firestar(Host): Oookkkay, freakifying. Next, My mate, SANDSTORM!
Sandstorm randomly appears out of thin air
Firestar(Host): AHhh! Where’s you come from?!
Sandstorm: You called me?
Firestar(Host): Okay.. Um… Truth or dare?
Sandstorm: Truth. I still think you like Spottedleaf more than me.
Firestar(Host): What?! Un-true!!!
Sandstorm runs backstage crying
Firestar(Host): Wait! Come back! Let me explain!!
Firestar chases Sandstorm
Audience randomly disperses
~~End of Show~~
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