Your most freaky moments of life...

Heh heh. I'm just really bored... so... post the freakiest moments of your life here!!! :D This is my friend's:

This is what happened when my friend was practicing violin.

*roofers ring doorbell*
roofers: Wow you answered the door quick!
Hannah: (giggle)
roofers: are your parents home?
Hannah: no
roofers: ok well can you tell them that we came to see if you wanted a new roof from rain and hail damage? can you remember that?
Hannah: sure
roofers: ok then repeat what i just said.
Hannah: (loooong silence).
roofers: (laugh hysterically)
Hannah: (getting mad)
roofers: (hands me a pink sheet with info on it).
roofers: well be sure to give this to them ok?
Hannah: ok.
roofers: bye!
Hannah: slams door

And that's when my friend decided to follow them... X3 She sorta had a run-in with her neighbor...

neighbor: what are you doing playing hide and seek?
hannah: well kinda
neighbor: what are you playing
hannah: its kinda hard to explain.
hannah: bye

And then she ran home. Lolololololol. :lol!:

My weird class day that went kida like this

*class waching video*
me:*turn to look around the class*
crush:*starring at shining*
me:Um hi?
crush:Hi?
me:What r u doing?
crush:Starring at u
me:can u stop
Crush:No.....
Me: y?
Crush:cause i dun wanna
me: okay......*turns back to video
crush:*turns back to video 2*



Awkward

Lolol!!

Haha! Those are all very funny X3
This one is with me, Bluesky, and a bunch of kindergardeners. I cant post Blues name, so I will just post her fursona name.


Blue: *Pushing me on a tire swing*

Kid 1: *Comes out with a stick and points it at us* Rader! Rader! Rader!

That goes on for another five minuets. . .

Me and Blue: Uum. . .O..kay..?

Me: *Jumps off tire swing*

One of his friends pop up, wearing a cloak and holding a plastic light-saber.

Me: What are you doing, kid?

Kid 2: I'm Luke SkyWalker!

Me and Blue: Ok then. (giggling)

His other friend pops up with a long stick; HYSTARICALLY trying to spin it with two hands. (lol XD)

Blue and Me: *giggles* Hi.

Kid three: *Still trying to spin his stick* . . .

Blue: Alright. . .Dark. . .let's go over there. *We walk away*

Kid 1: *Points his 'lazer'stick at us- with sound affects of "chew, chew chew!'*

Blue and Me: *Charge at Kid 1, yelling.*

Kid 1: *Runs away*

Blue: *Lays down on her back, her legs aiming for Kid 2* Get back. . .!

Me: *jumps on Blues legs with her stomach, waiting for her to fire at the kid.*

Blue: *Springs her legs forward*

Me: *Practically gets thrown over the kid*

All of his friends ran back to the big rock and stayed there for a while, until they attempted to attack us again.
That goes on for awhile until we get sticks and battle them, holding one captive, stepping in dog crap, and sheltering from the rain.
Then we end our war and hop on our scooters and leave the park.

X3 So much fun!

And here is another one of me and my friends encounter with a little kid. We call her Pickle >: D

Me and Pickle, hanging in our usual spot.

Kid with Scooby-Doo hat: *Wiggling his fingers all over a bold on the school-fence gate, trying to open it -w-* I cant get it open!

Pickle: (Holding in laughter) Um. . .what!?

Kid with Scooby-Doo hat: *Making grunting noises*

Me: (Laughing) You wont be able to get it open.

Kid with Scooby-Doo hat: Yes I can! I have powers!

Me: Yeah, so do I. I have magicail pony-powers.

Pickle: I can fly!

KWSDH: Oh yeah? Well, well my cousin can beat you up!

Pickle: How old is you're cousin? (askes a few times)

KWSDH: Seven!

Me and Pickle: *Laughing our guts out*

KWSDH: I have Sensei powers, so I can teach anyone!

Pickle: Yeah, Sensei powers are garbage, you should have flying powera.

I shortened it, cause we did that for about half an hour, but you might be able to guess how fun it was arguing with him! XD

I would say something,but it is PG-13 rated XP

Lol, yeah Darkeh. That was just plain HILARIOUS. Let me add to that....



Blue: We have magical rainbow pony powerz so don't come close or we'll eat you!!


Kid 1: Well I have fire and water powers *makes swishing sounds and moves hand like an idiot*

LOLOLOL

My freaky moments are very innapropriate...

Same here Feather,as I said...

There was this werid moment once where there was girl in school who thought she knew everything.

Me: *walking down the hallway*

Girl: Are you *kids name*'s friend?

Silence

Girl: Please say yes

Me: No

Girl: Yes I was right!

But thats not usually the weirdest...I cant think of much though...*thinks* I'll probably post more later.

This is at Beethoven Chamber Orchestra, btw

Leopardpaw: Hi
Person I like: Hi

*silence, staring*

Leopardpaw: Sooo.....are you gonna unpack your cello?
Person I like: Yeah...maybe....
Leopardpaw: I'll unpack my violin here, there's no space left.
Person I like: Ummm....your case is on top of mine.
Leopardpaw: UHhhhhhhh...... *snatches case away* SORRY!
Person I like: Oh, no, its OK, I was just saying.
*silence, staring*
Leopardpaw: OK, i have to go tune.
person I like: OK.

Then I accidentally brushed my hand against his and I jump up like a spaz. Then I ran away.

My Walk-a-Thon today:

*Peoplez sit down with Freeze Pops*

Friend:Man,Mrs. Begley always picks girls to get stuff first.

Jay:Yeah, She's being sort of sexist.

*third graders start snickering*

Friend:What's so funny?

Jay:I think they think sexist means something pornographic.

*third graders start snickering more*

Jay:Guys,you do know Sexism isn't pornographic. It is just when someone prefers another gender-

*third graders snicker once more*

Friend:Guys,it is when-

Jay:Forget it,it is like talking to dirt. Except dirt doesn't laugh when you try to explain something.

*Curtain closes*

lol,jk

this is between me and sleepy

Me:*whaks sleepy out side the head
sleepy:oh ya that rewally hurt*tries to smack me*
me: smacks again
ssleeoy tries to smack once more
me missed me missed me don't eva kiss me!
then i ran away XD!

Oh god. This memory happened today, and it's not really freaky... just... awkward. My 6 year old sister won reflections at state, 1st place for music... and then today at our piano recital she gets this biiiiiggg shiny trophy... And then I won the same thing last year exept for it's visual arts and I went on to nationals... and then I get nothing. Suckish, right? >>