Witty Banter [KINDA] [BEWARE STRONG LANGUAGE]

[12:21:14 AM] Jay: Are you making fun of me?
[12:21:35 AM] Sleepybabs: No, I was joking.
[12:21:44 AM] Jay: You were making fun of me.
[12:24:22 AM] Sleepybabs: If you say so.
[12:24:44 AM] Jay: Stop it.
[12:24:56 AM] Sleepybabs: k
[12:25:05 AM] Jay: YOU KEEP MOCKING ME
[12:25:06 AM] Sleepybabs: HURR HURR I'M A BIRD I HAVE A TINY BARBED PENIS
[12:25:07 AM] Jay: I SAID K ONCE
[12:25:19 AM] Jay: HURR HURR I AM SLEEPY MY MOTHER DROWNED
[12:25:26 AM] Sleepybabs: DON'T LOOK AT ME TOO HARD OR MY HOLLOW BONES WILL SNAP
[12:25:45 AM] Jay: I HAVE IDENTITY ISSUES BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK I EVEN AM
[12:26:30 AM] Sleepybabs: I HAVE BLUE IRADESCENT FEATHERS THAT STAND OUT BECAUSE I WAS TOO STUPID TO EVOLVE PROPERLY
[12:26:44 AM] Sleepybabs: OH SH*T IS THAT A HAWK
[12:27:10 AM] Jay: I WATCH OVER EVERY CREATURE WAITING FOR THE TIME WHEN THEY DO THE LEAST EVENTFUL THING THEY COULD POSSIBLY F*CKING ACHIEVE SO I CAN FEEL NEEDED
[12:27:17 AM] Sleepybabs: JEEZ I SURE WISH I WASN'T BRIGHT F*CKING BLUE
[12:27:34 AM] Sleepybabs: THEN MAYBE THAT FALCON WOULDN'T HAVE CHEWED MY FACE OFF AND ATE ALL OF MY BABIES
[12:27:38 AM] Jay: JEEZ I SURE WISH I WERE A COLOR
[12:27:45 AM] Jay: MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WOULD NOTICE ME
[12:28:02 AM] Jay: btw this is brilliant
[12:28:09 AM] Jay: lets put it on somewhere
[12:28:27 AM] Sleepybabs: random stuff should do
[12:28:28 AM] Sleepybabs: or da
[12:28:31 AM] Sleepybabs: i need to go to bed
[12:28:42 AM] Jay: kay

[6:50:31 PM] Jay: NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED
[6:50:34 PM] Jay: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/ca/Spr_5b2_Majin.png
[6:50:57 PM] Sleepybabs: bullsh*t
[6:51:50 PM] Jay: IT IS DARK/GHOST AND HAS THE ABILITY WONDER GUARD
[6:52:08 PM] Jay: IT CAN LEARN DUAL CHOP, SWORDS DANCE, CRUNCH, AND SLACK OFF
[6:52:53 PM] Sleepybabs: MY LORD FATHER TAUGHT ME THAT IT IS DEATH TO BARE STEEL AGAINST YOUR LIEGE LROD
[6:53:04 PM] Sleepybabs: DOUBTLESS THE GREATBIRD ONLY MEANT TO CUT MY MEAT FOR ME
[6:53:22 PM] Jay: ISN'T THAT A BAND OR SOMETHING
[6:53:22 PM] Sleepybabs: you see that

that's me being you

SPEAKING NONSENSE
[6:53:42 PM] Jay: WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
[6:53:51 PM] Jay: THIS IS REAL AND FROM A POKEMON GAME
[6:54:08 PM] Sleepybabs: I LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE
[6:54:27 PM] Jay: I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS I CAN ONLY TELL YOU IT IS REAL
[6:54:56 PM] Sleepybabs: BULLLLLSH*T
[6:55:05 PM] Jay: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Ghost_Eraser_Series
[6:55:09 PM] Jay: SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM PLEASE
[6:55:16 PM] Jay: ;AAAAAAAA;
[6:55:39 PM] Jay: LOOK AT ALL MY MOUTHS
[6:55:45 PM] Sleepybabs: DEMON
[6:55:47 PM] Jay: YOU CAN'T TELL BULLSH*T THROUGH THAT MANY MOUTHS
[6:55:50 PM] Sleepybabs: *PURGES*
[6:55:59 PM] Jay: SEE I WAS RIGHT
[6:56:07 PM] Sleepybabs: YES YOU CAN

IT'S MORE MOUTHS TO TELL BULLSH*T WITH
[6:56:13 PM] Sleepybabs: I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU
[6:56:18 PM] Jay: BUT I WAS RIGHT
[6:56:20 PM] Jay: SEE
[6:57:22 PM] Jay: SEE
[6:57:26 PM] Jay: YOU ARE SPEECHLESS
[6:57:29 PM] Jay: EAT D*CK
[6:57:37 PM] Jay: AND THROUGH THAT D*CK APOLOGIZE
[6:57:44 PM] Jay: PREFERABLY MY D*CK
[6:57:46 PM] Jay: I MEAN
[6:57:47 PM] Jay: SH*T
[6:57:49 PM] Jay: EDIT BUTTON
[6:57:56 PM] Sleepybabs: I HAVE ALREADY SEEN
[6:58:06 PM] Sleepybabs: YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE EATING A D*CK
[6:58:07 PM] Sleepybabs: D*CKEATER
[6:58:18 PM] Sleepybabs: WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH AROUND A D*CK THOUGH DON'T ACTUALLY EAT IT
[6:58:20 PM] Sleepybabs: THAT SH*T'S CRAY
[6:58:33 PM] Jay: what are we talking about
[6:58:39 PM] Sleepybabs: ALSO
[6:58:40 PM] Sleepybabs: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/f/f7/B2W2_Rosa_Pok%C3%A9star_Student.png
[6:58:42 PM] Sleepybabs: HOT
[6:58:54 PM] Jay: I was going to bring that up.
[6:59:06 PM] Jay: School uniforms are always hot.