A Big Fat Apology For Everyone

So I was putting away my clothes and letting my mind wander. I started thinking about how I've been acting recently, and today. This led me to remember what Storm said:
"[15:12:56 07/04/13] Storm : Ugh Kes you're annoying as f*ck."
What Mink said:
"[15:41:20 07/04/13] The rodent : And guess what I don't like how you're always a mean person and you have to complain to everyone about every thing I'm sick of your sh!t.
[15:41:28 07/04/13] The rodent : :/
[15:41:55 07/04/13] The rodent : You've always been a mean person and every friend that I make you make them hate me until they find out out mean you really are"
And finally, what May said:
[15:43:50 07/04/13] Maybunp : Looks like we have a new Opal
(Please note, I'm not trying to bring up a fight again over these comments.)

At first when I heard these comments, I got angry, and didn't think about what the actually meant. They didn't make this stuff out of thin air, they had at least some basis to go on. So I decided to anti-Opal myself. I shall start to try and be a nicer person, and that means starting with a giant long "I'm sorry." Even though May and Midd says it won't do anything... It's worth a try, right? You can't hate me more for it... I hope. So I am going to try and remember every single person I've angered recently, or have been a little bit rude to, which is pretty much every one, so... And if I have anger you, and for some reason you're not on the list, don't hesitate to tell me down below.

Small: I'm really sorry for how I acted right before we broke up, and after. Honestly, I would have done the same thing if I was in your shoes-probably that night, actually. I'm also sorry for repeatedly calling you an arsehole. In fact, you really are one of the sweetest people. Those "parody video" insults and everything? I didn't mean them-and if they hurt you, I'm sorry. You have enough stress without this. I really don't hate you- I'm just an azzhole and angry. If you wouldn't mind, maybe could we be friends again? This time, I'll ask you about your day.
Jay and Sleepy: I'm combining yours because it has to deal with the same topic; I'm sorry about getting pissed and being bishy about the whole Kestrelflight death thing. Jay: I didn't realize that Sleepy's character (I think that's what you said) did that. For the record, it isn't for pity- I don't like putting OOC stuff into IC stuff to draw pity for my character. And Sleepy: I'm sorry for taking you're character's death. (If I remember correctly.)
Midd:I'm sorry for not listening to you about this whole apology thing. Also, I'm sorry about ranting about you for when you were just sitting there, basically. I need to learn to just take sarcasm when I'm angry better.
Fal: Fal, I'm sorry for blindly saying I hate you for no logical reason- then making up a reason that was so idiotic that I don't even know how I came up with it. I'm also sorry for then getting pissed at you in PM for asking why I said I hated you.
Storm: I'm sorry for implying that you were an azzhole. It was just a misunderstanding, and you did nothing, really, you were messing around. I'm also sorry for all the insults and fights I've thrown at you in the chat box, recently. I don't think you're an azzhole, really. However, there is one thing I do need to PM you about. I don't need it to be broadcasted here. I'm also saying you're not as funny as your brother. I don't know if that bothered you but... You are pretty amusing.
Mink: I'm sorry for being over dramatic with the whole Small thing. I'm also sorry if I turned your friends against you- I didn't do it intentionally. I really hope we can be friends again. This time I won't be over dramatic. Honestly, I've done the same thing you did with Charles. I don't know why I couldn't get over that. Besides, you paid your time for it. It's not fair to keep using that against you.
Ivy: I'm sorry about pressing you about the training thing. It can wait. Sort of. By the way, only one and a half more topics and 8 days before you get your medicine cat name!
May: I'm sorry about over reacting this morning in the chat box. I'm also sorry about not listening to you about this apology. You were just defending Mink, so I can't really blame you.

This in no way is in any order. This is also not meant to bring pity upon myself in any shape of form or anything. I don't know how it would, but, just making that clear. So as one final apology, I say.

I am deeply sorry, WCC.