SkyClan & the Toilet: After the Flush~ By Bloo (Strong Language)

After the Flush: Chapter I
by ~Bloo

CHAPTER I
Mr. Toilet Cat



Speckspot walkd threw the foresrt, his paws slippings in the greasey grass. "why is the grounf greasy" the deputy thought. His spotty fur was shiny ibn the grease and leeves grew on tacos.
"damnit" called a nu vioce, sounding fromm the treez.
"who r u." speckspot askd, shiny fur brisctling.
"i am toilet cat. nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah." the voice sayd in the tune from ironman.
"i liek ironmn too.' the kitty answred. "why is ur name toilet cat. thats redarted. "
"ur retraded"
"no ur retadrd"
"retsdsd"
"FDV KW:GV K?WL)OHBL WPJN:"
"ok man no need to get nooby on me" toiltt cat poutd, noobishness offended. The toilet walkd uot of the treez. he waz a sexy site.
"dayumm gurl." speckspot whitsled, if cats can whistsle.
"ima it" toilte sayd. It had yellwo fur, w/ a silver tail that loukede like a tap. His eyes luk like poop.
"ur eyes look like \"Shiznit\"" speckspot poninteed out, luking @ the pooopy eyes.
"hey" toilet cat is sad.
"who r u anyway." Spekcpost askd fianally.
"I come to say hi, but ur meen so imma flush ur house."
"what u cant do tat"
"no 1 can stoop me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111"

After the Flush: Chapter 2
by ~Bloo

CHAPTER II
Specklespot's decision



Specklespto didt no wat to do. There waz a straingerin his terittorie, threatinin them all. Shud he brign toilt back to camp. Shud he kill hmi. Teh chioses werr endlss. So mnay chioses.
ARGH!@#$%^&*(^%$#@#$%^&*(" speckspsot meaowed, fruhstrated, "if u r left herr, ull kill us. if i taek u wit us, ull kill us. if i keel u, ull kil us. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

He tok toilet cat bac ot camp. Teh clan luked at it funy.
"ur eyes luk liek "Shiznit"" 1 sayd.
"…" ssys tolet
"redart"

"spookstar" speckelpot calld. His leeder walkd into viu.
"sup b*****s" spookstar gtreeted.
"toilt cat is heer" teh deupty anownsed.
The clan gapsed, talkin abot his pooopy eyes.
"we muhst hold him prisohner!" says spook
"it" toilert corected
"shut the f*** up"
"…IMMMMMMMMMA FLOOSH UUUUUUUU S***LORDSSSSSSSSSS"
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" says clan

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:loooolplz: :notbadplz: :megustaplz: Only things to say

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Bloo D; What happened to censoring?

What censoring?

ask the noobs o3o

From what I can see, everything's guuud. And I did warn about "strong language" in the title :)

I think it beauuuuuutttifulllll! :tearyplz:

Why danke. :B New chapters every night dudes!

As in, b*tches and sh*tlords aren't censored xP

Bloo, every chapter every night? Its been 2 nights where I live. and nothin'. BUT ITS AWESOME!

Lol I love this.

*first time looking at topic* D8 the n00byness! *dies*

Writing new chapter right away! Get ready for Chapter III : He is the Cat

WoOT, W0ot!