Random ways to die!

1. Be Coldpaw and tell Bramblestar you killed Raincloud.

(Something you "other claners" will understand.) 2. Run into a huge rat nest and glomp the lead rat.

Keep this goin' people!!

Tell voldemort you have the elder wand

Tell Littlelight that he isn't loyal to Sarrow

Tell Poppy that you killed Firestorm

Tell Fox you went out with Blue.

Tell me that Pokemon is stupid.
Make Darkpaw too angry.

Tell me to get a life


Say that warriors are stupid and tell me that I should read sumthin' else

Put yourself on Coldpaw's "list", as I am on it I think :P *shot*
Throw a rock at Iceclaw
Get hit by my car *double-shot*
Try to outclever Cleverbot
Listen to rickroll
Throw cheese at a cat as a weapon for defense
Explode the earth
Allow Scarlet to take over the earth
Allow Coldstep to take over the earth
Allow me to take over the earth *triple-shot*
Eat a kitten's cookie
Smack a rhino
Steal a goose's duckling
Go on top of a building, yell "I believe I can fly" and jump off, trying to fly.
Eat a frog head
Put nuclear bombs all over the world that all explode when you click a big red button that says "Do Not Press" and then press the big red button anyways.
Try to defeat a level 1 Micheal Jackson on pokemon with just a level 100 pikachu
Throw eggs at my teacher's car *quad-shot*
Eat poison pie


I could go on forever

Tell me I am a god modder and I have no life
Tell me ginger's have no soul
Tell me warriors suck
Tell me I don't understand that ppl won't always be nice to me

Hit yourself with a frozen sack of butter


Take a computer away from my mom


Take my notepad away from me *shot*


eat my pie


eat my cake


eat my ice cream


Light yourself on fire while making a fire and accidently falling in gasoline


freeze your head


Why exactly am I doing this? o.o

Tell me that WoW isn't awesome

Tell me that Diablo isn't awesome

Tell me that Warriors isn't awesome

Tell me that DW isn't awesome

Tell me that WCC sounds stupid

Tell Firestar you killed Sandstorm

Tell Jayfeather you stole his stick

Tell me that my life is great.

(Lol, love the Tell Jayfeather you stole his stick.. XD)

Jump off the gorge while screaming, "I CAN FLY!!"

Steal Scourge's cookie.

Eat my mom's pie.

Run full speed into a brick wall.

Sun-bathe on a thunder path.

Insult me.

Tell Firestar, "Hey, I'm I'm getting bored of the whole, 'Clan thing,' I'm going to go eat kitty-pet food and plot with Scourge."

Prey noms on you. nomnomnomnomnomnom

Die
Commit Suicide.

Breaking the fourth wall

Show me a bug
Turn off my internet
Give me a gun

Telling me Minecraft is stupid
Telling me Pokemon is stupid
Making my sister mad
Being a dog and eating chocolate
Becoming a medicine cat and telling your leader you had kits

Standing too much of Erin Hunter's atrocious storytelling and characters.

Becoming the head of EA's marketing department.