Rage on Dark Forest Cats.

Okay, you all know how cats are leik 'Ohthedrkfrest? I'MA GO WAKE UP THERE! :DDDDDDD OHAI THER DRK FOREST KITTIES, DON'T HURT ME'
Well, I'm getting sick of it. And don't go 'Oh in the books they could walk in cats dreams and ladada' You know what? THIS IS BEFORE THAT HAPPENED.
The Dark Forest cats aren't sent there to go popping up in cats merry little dreams. They're there because they killed. They killed many times.
Okay, If you do go there in some magical way, you don't just wake up there. Andplz don't excpect Starclan to see you there and save your azz.
Okay? Good. Fine. I'm done here.

And plus people, the Dark Forest goes to YOU. It's not like you can walk up to them and apply to be kawaii-desu warrior. And they're most likely going to pick the best, so no blind/handicapped sonuvabetch is going to be able to be in the DF"s rank.

Plus, the whole point of the Dark Forest is to be FOREVER ALONE.
You can't meet up, be groupies, and no one can just wake up there whenever the please.

And if your cat isn't afraid of an obviously evil place (As in dead trees, dead grass, sickly fog, no sky, endless darkness, and all around creepy), then your cat has some serious freakin' issues, m'kay?