Shrike meets his first Psychopath! :D (Sleepy and Jay only)

Shrikepaw ended up in the Fourtrees all of a sudden. It was a random thing that became of a walk. He blinked, realising the place was so big empty. The large pale moon lit up the area with a silver trim, and the Great Rock stood 5 times his size! He jumped up on it, eyes wide with excitement. He let out a small: "Raaaaaaawr!"

Sleepystar jolted awake. He had been sleeping sparwled on his back, dreaming about life before he was haunted by his own mind. He looked around wildly, looking for the source of the rawr.
"Tinywhisker, get to cover!" he commanded, unsheathing his claws and knocking a skeletal fish to the cover of the trees. "No, you stay out of this fishy! It's not your fight!"

OOC: XD

Shrikepaw heard the thunk of something hitting a tree, and sort of eeeked, darting behind the rock. Were they enemies? Badgers? TWOLEGS!? ENEMIES THAT WERE A BADGER TWOLEG HYBRID!?
These thoughts left the young tom in fear, as he stood stiff behind the rock.

Sleepystar started to run into circles, attempting to scout the area. "Show yourselves, you badger twoleg hybrids! I know you're hiding out there somewhere!" he snarled to the sky, running faster. "At least back in my day, badger twoleg hybrids had a spine and great cooking techniques!~"

Shrikepaw's ears perked. That was his fear!
"Hey!" he called, jumping up on the rock. "Don't steal my fear fantasies!"

"No, you." he replied, twirling around to face the apprentice. "Get your own!"

"Try me, old man!" Shrikepaw hissed, swatting pathetically at the cat's nose. With no physical training, all he knew were kit moves.

When Shrikepaw swatted his nose, he stumbled backwards and landed on the ground. "TINYWHISKER, I'M HIT!" he yowled. "CAT DOWN, CAT DOWN!"

Shrikepaw stared in disbelief. He was Mr. Strong Cat! "Awwww yeah. Look who is so tough now! Me!"
He jumped off the Rock, not bracing himself for the sharp impact on his paws.
It stung. "Oooow! Oh mouse dung! My paws! I can see my small life flash before my eyes! Oh Starclan, the mutany!"
Great. Now two cats claiming their near death.

Sleepystar wailed in pain. "Tell my family I love them!"
"You don't have a family you idiot."
"What do you mean I don't have a family?!"

"Oh my! LIMESTONE! I'M SO CONFUUUUUSED!" he gasped, falling. After the pain subsided, he blinked, standing up. "Oh. That wasn't so bad." he concluded.

Eventually, Sleepystar's rambling stopped too. "Yeah, I guess not."

"So, you look familiar. Who are you?" asked little Shrikepaw, head tilted.

"I'm Sleepystar. Leader of RiverClan." he mewed, retrieving his fish. "You know, the old crazy cat that has been leading a power group of cats for the last couple of seasons."

"Oh, that Sleepystar." meowed Shrikepaw. "You look like a Sleepystar I saw here a quarter moon ago."